I am working on a sonic/pokemon crossover with my friends EM98, crashman, and mango fruit

The legend of Rize!!!!! A story with 3 povs by mango fruit, crashman, and I where 3 people go into the world of twilight princess

I will also write about what would happen if Roran and the other villagers continued to fight instead of fleeing carvahal

I'll post my next story as soon as I get another 2 liter bottle of root beer

I NEED THE ROOT BEER TO WRITE STORIES

also some things I don't get:

how do you catch fire? I mean you would just burn your hands.

why do they say sleep like a baby? they wake up every 2 hours and scream.

When people say smooth like a baby's butt, why would someone want to touch a baby's butt? that's just gross.

how does someone pass gas? it's not solid so it can't be thrown or caught.

how someone speeds across a distance. SPEEDING IS ILLEGAL PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THIS?

why would someone fire a gun? they are useless when they are burning.

why would people roast someone? they would be charged for murder. NO ONE CAN SURVIVE BEING ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FLAME!

when someone says hop in a car. DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS TO JUMP INSIDE OF A CAR?

soviet Russia jokes; SERIOUSLY HOW CAN FOOD EAT YOU?

when people say they are going to pick up someone at a place. It would be much more efficient and less tiring to just drive them not carry them.