First of all, a Freek is not the same as a freak. Freeks are much better than freaks.
Yes, I got the name Turtle from the Westing Game.
As is obvious, I'm a girl.
If you e-mail me, I cannot promise to write back, especially if you are annoying.

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Name: Turtle or Tortuga

Titles: the Hallwaydancer, Assistant Burner of Cookies, Queen of Freece, Supreme Ruler of Happy Frogs, She of Psychotically Bright Colors, Oddling, Freek, Weirdo, etc.

Species: Human, although a pair of wings would be nice. . .

Likes to be called: Turtle, Tortuga, O Angelic Being of Oddness, Person who I shall give wings to for Yule or her birthday, Angel, or Cybele LeopardFire. Other names may be tolerated. If I like them, they'll be added. If I don't, you'll perish in pretty flames.

Doesn't like to be called: It, Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment, Tweak (tee hee), anything listed under fat in the thesaurus, stupid, Tibby, blonde, etc.

Alternate Personalities: Dinbi, Doctress, Tibby, possibly more depending on my mood

Likes: REVIEWS! (hint hint), swimming, writing, walking in triangles, talking, breathing, protesting, arguing, playing with makeup, clothes, scaring people, sneaking up on people, staring out windows, and. . . that's about it.

Dislikes: the human race, the hole in the ozone, the lack of rain forest, dentists, small children (EEEEK!), and oral reports.

Birthday: March 7th. Send me cookies. Or get me a pair of working wings. Or a knife.

Random word of the moment: gnome. gnome gnome gnome. . .

Books zee Turtle wants to read: HBP! and anything that isn't summer reading

Movies zee Turtle wants to see: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, GoF (I'm still hoping they'll put Peeves in the movies), Pieces of April (don't ask me why)