Crygor is having trouble getting a baby Penny to sleep. Mike decides to step in. (Slight canon divergence maybe, because I'm not sure if Mike actually was around when Penny was a baby.)

Crygor has a bit of a breakdown. Mike tries to help. Crygor/Mike if you squint.

Timmy wishes for Cosmo to become a genius, but this means Anti-Cosmo - the opposite of Cosmo in every way - will have to live with being dumb for the rest of his life. Faced with trials in love and self-discovery, they come to learn that intelligence, or lack thereof, doesn't account for everything.

Just a smutty one-shot of Alphys and Mettaton(EX) that I felt like doing. Contains dual-penis, don't read if that kind of thing weirds you out. Also my headcanon is Alphys is bisexual, so if that bothers you go away lol.

Some people say that everyone deserves the opportunity to have a second chance. Tabitha struggles to believe he has such an opportunity. **Collaboration between sylladexter and bakaunagi @ tumblr. This is a repost of the story WITHOUT images. Better reading experience WITH ILLUSTRATIONS on Archive of Our Own.**

Anti-Cosmo says all there needs to be, Anti-Wanda doesn't need to. Then a plan for world domination goes awry and causes a rift between the two. Suddenly they can never communicate the same again.

Through their mothers' insistence, Max and Scarlett are all gussied up and off to prom, though their mothers probably didn't mean to give them an opportunity to spend a night alone together. ;-) Max/Scarlett, rated Mature for a very explicit reason!

Five times King Dedede thinks he might love Escargoon and the one time they both believe him.

"The day I left from home, I made a vow that's haunted me ever since..." / In which Escargoon's mother dies and he copes as best as he can. Dedede helps, sort of.

The king's disgruntled assisant awakens to the surprise of his life.

Foop's patience with Anti-Wanda finally runs out and he snaps at her. Now he finally has time to devote to his own plans, but when his father barges in and scolds him for his unkind actions will the baby have a change of heart? Will he understand? -ONESHOT-

Shelly and Stan are both more action people and less words. So when Shelly, after a bad day at school and looking for something to hit, sees her brother come home battered, she shows her concern in the one way she knows how. One shot cuteness with fists

A collection of stories about everyone's favourite Anti-Couple. Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda.

"...You loved him. You hated me," a single tear slid down Schnozmo's face, dripping onto the floor, though he continued to shout. "You're supposed to love all your children!" Sometimes the answers we seek are better left unearthed. -ONESHOT-

It was supposed to be the best end to a Friday. The boys would have fun playing and Sharon would be bringing home KFC for dinner. But what if she never came home? Stan is determined to find his missing mother with his friends with or without the help of the police.

It's the thirteenth month after Poof was born. What does that mean? The introduction of Anti-Poof of course.

A story of how Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda met.

Sometimes darkness can become overwhelming. Suffocating, even. Sometimes reaching for air seems useless. But, no matter how thick the darkness may appear, there is always a light. ::Daddy!Phoenix Centric::

[One shot] At the end of the way, is it worth it? If godchildren never recall their godparents, is there a point to it?