Hi..!! Umh okeeii am not good at this and it does not really matter because i dont think someone is going to read this soo...

This is my facebook: http://www.facebook.com/rock.angel03 you can add me if you want :D

And this is the facebook of Angelina (My OC): http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000731467249

This is deviantArt:

Name: Nicole Stephanie "Minnie" Domínguez

Birthplace: Panamá City, Panamá

Birthday: 10/3/1995

Current Location: San Antonio, Panamá

Eye Color: Black

Hair Color: Dark Brown

Lefty or Righty: Right

Zodiac Sign: Libra

What Do You Drive: ...nothing :(

Screenname: Hahahaha that's an stupid question

--Favorites--

Color: Black,Purple and Red

Number: 3

Band: Slipknot,Black Veil Brides,Metallica,Paramore,Gorillaz,30 Seconds To Mars... ETC

Song: Ammh...Maybe... Wait and Bleed by Slipknot or On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz

Music Genre: Rock & Metal

TV Show: SOUTH PARK FTFW...!!! Movie: IDK... x(

Actor: Adam Sandler

Actress: Sandra Bullock

Kind of Movie: Comedy/Romance, Comedy, Horror/Comedy, Horror

Sport: BASKETBALL

Fast Food Restaurant: Pizza Hut :P

Food: Pizza... DUH!!

Ice Cream: Orange/Pineapple and Blue Ice Cream (i used to call it that way when i was like 5 years old :D)

Cereal: Captain Crunch xDD

Candy: Trident Splash Sweet Mint

Drink: Hot Cocoa ^_^

Alcoholic Beverage: Hmm... Strawberry Daikiri..!!

Quote: If you want something fight for it then..!! - Me!
--Do You--

Have any siblings: Yeah, i have two baby sister that have the same age one is my moms daughter and the other is my dads daughter (Yeah, pretty fucked up)

Have any pets: No... They're all dead :(

Have a job: No, i hate fucking jobs

Have a cellphone: Yes a BlackBerry Curve 8320

Have any fears: . I'm fearless :D

Have a bedtime: 12:00 a.m (after watching South Park :D)

Sing in the shower: Hahaha and who doesn't..?? xD

Want to go to college: I'm goin to say... yes. I mean what else would i do

Get along with your parents: Dad most of the time. Mom... shes always trying to make me "perfect" :/

Have any piercings: Not yet when i get time i'll go with my dad (thats what i love about him)

Have any tattoos: Suprisinly my mom said that i can get a tattoo (even that im just 14 i'm gettin; one she loves tattoos as hell)

Swear: I'm swearing all the time :$

Smoke: No way..!! I hate smokers :( (My dad smoke a LOT!!)

Drink: At parties

Do Drugs: No... but someday i want to get high just to know how it feels :P

My name's:

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Nicole

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)

Nicoizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal.)

Purple Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Stephanie Mantua

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Domni

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Black Coke

7. YOUR UKRANIAN (OR IRAQI) NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Imelske (WTF!?)

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Beatriz Eloy

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(3rd favorite color, and the name one of your pets)

Red Jade

Things that you should know about me..!!:

I fucking love South Park (I'm obsessed with it... maybe too much but who cares?)

My favorite characters are Kenny and Kyle

I enjoy having a good time with friends

Im good at reading and writing stories (okeeii maybe not that good)

I love anime

I like yaoi too (a little, too much annoys me)

Ammh I like meeting people even I do not remember their names after xD

I love to sing at school to piss off the other

I would like to study graphic design or be a novelist

I love school ... but no classes...

I love to read but not at school

I don't like writing slash but i can make exceptions

I'm a good singer

I love Music

I think that Eric Cartman sings Poker Face better than Lady Gaga

I hate pop, rap and hip-hop music

I like rock, heavy metal and japanese music

I love films with open endings

I hate close spaces

I'm very good at drawing ^_^

I hate football

I recently discovered that im good at basketball O_o

I'm using the google translator to write this :$

I know to speak english but I'm too lazy

My favorite fruit is watermelon

I dont belive in "love at first sight"

I have a weakness for chocolate x3

I hate math and count with my soul

My favorite season is winter even though I've never seen snow

My favorite colors are black, purple, red but I also like yellow, light blue, light green and orange but not to wear

I love rainy days because everything is more relaxed and darker

I am caring and cheerful with my friends but also I can be a pain in the ass :p

I'm kinda bipolar :S

I'm not into odd pairings that make no sense.

I like laughing, making people laugh and laugh

I'm crazy but in a good way (If there is a good way)

I think homophobes are gay

I love horror movies

I get bored easily but I entertain myself with anything.

Firends vs beat friends

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: wont post this

Best friends: will re-post this shit

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Aurora's peom

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

(((((True love)))))

A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

Read this please;

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message and e-mail it, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Favorite Pairings:

-Creek

-KyleXBebe

-Dip

-StanXWendy

-ButtersXCartman

-Bunny

-KennyXBebe

My OC:

Name: Angelina Nicole Marsh

Nickname: Angie,Angel,Aggie

Gender: Female

Age: depends on the fics

Skin: Slightly tan skin

Clothes: a strapless white T-shirt, a checkered gray skirt, black and white striped stockings, high leather boots with straps, a black parka with a bear ears hood , studded bracelets and belts, a brown dog collar, a silver crucifix given by her mother as a child.

Hair: long straight black hair with gray streaks (one of the streak is blonde because is a mole)

Eyes: Cerulean blue eyes

Piercings: She has a tongue piercing, a navel piercing and an eyebrow piercing

Personality: sarcastic, crazy, funny but serious when have to, pervert and naughty in a naive way, is easily annoyed, She don’t think much before speaking and sometimes hurts the feelings of others, She’s kinda bipolar…

Family: A cousin (Stan), twin sisters that are 6 years younger (Jael and Ariel), A perfectionist mom (Amanda), a step-father (Jhon), an alcoholic dad (Charles), a step-mother that hates her (Giovanna)

History: Her mom was cheating on her dad for 2 years. She moved to South Park with her father and her two younger sisters after her parents divorced, after all she had to live during childhood (The fights of their parents, dealing with the alcoholism of her dad and her mom wanting to make her perfect) she lost all hope in love but was slowly recovering thanks to her cousin Stan and his friends Kyle and Kenny ...

Friends: Stan,Kyle,Kenny,Others OC and Everyone (xD) except for Bebe and Wendy

Enemies: Bebe (She’s the only one that hates Ange) and Wendy (For breaking Stan’s heart)

Crush/Pairings: She has a big crush on Kenny but she doesn't accepts it

Likes:

- dancing

- singing

-reading and writing stories

- rainy days

- loves to sing random songs to annoy others (Songs like Baby by Justin Bieber or Alejandro by Lady Gaga)

- sleeping

- cute animals

- chat in her cellphone

- playing guitar

- listen music in the dark

- videogames

- South Park

Dislikes: - conceited people

- haters

- people that tell her what to do

- those who want to steal her friends

- Stereotypes

Habits: She twists her mouth when she is thinking and She bite her lips when she’s nervous. When she is pissed she speaks in Spanish,Japanese or German. When people is staring at her she likes to make funny faces.

Favorite Quotes:
- Sweet Dude!
- I'm not a freak, I'm just that way
- That's not normal at all
- If you are in a Love Game and life gives you a Bad Romance, buy a Telephone and call Alejandro your Silly Boy

Extra: She’s not as dark as people think She’s is kind and lovely but maybe she wears to much black for others like. She has a love/hate relationship with Kenny. Her mom is from Panama. She's very random. Her sisters call her Aggie cause they didn’t knew to pronounce Angie when they were younger. She’s a dancer and she has dancing class every Tuesday in the evening. She’s also a good singer. She is hispanic.

Favorite Quotes:

"what goes around comes around karma is a bitch"

“When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.”. Marilyn Manson.

"You can not kill what you did not create"

Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch.
Mrs.Crabtree: [shouting] What did you say?
Stan: I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
Mrs. Crabtree: Oh.
Kyle: Whoa, dude.
Stan: I always wondered if that would work.
[South Park]

Kyle: We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy.
Stan: And we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.
Kyle: And Stan for being in love with Wendy. And Cartman for being fat. And Cartman for being stupid. And Cartman for having a whore for a mom. And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole.
Cartman: Hey. You did me already!.
[South Park]

Cartman: Oh, look what I did with Kyle's money. I had it changed into singles so I could roll around in it like this. Oh, Kyle's money..!!
[South Park]

Mrs.Bryan: Ramiro!! Go and sit down!!!
Ramiro: tsst.. just cause I'm black
[Our English teacher and Ramiro in class]

Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's Mother: Oh sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
[South Park]

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
[South Park]

Stan: You're my super best friend, Kyle.
Kyle: You're my super best friend, Stan.
Cartman: Oh, that's so sweet you guys. You two want to get a room so you can make out for a while?
(both Stan and Kyle take turns kicking Cartman)
[South Park]

Stan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY! (pauses and looks at Kyle)
Kyle: What? I'm not talking to you.
[South Park]

Stereotypes Suck:

Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention IN
I'm TO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m PANAMENIAN, so I MUST be poor
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and racist
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

i’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm German so i must drink beer, eat sausage, be Homosexual and be an annoying prick who is alway's in denial
I'm Black so i must own and be able to play a bass guitar
I'm white with friends with hispanic Tan, so i must be so retarted and think they are terrorists and bad boys

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Pick 10 characters from SouthPark in any random order and answer the following:

1) Stan

2) Kenny

3) Craig

4) Damien

5) Tweek

6) Clyde

7) Cartman

8) Pip

9) Kyle

10) Butters

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would be like “wtf are you doing here at this hour..??”

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I don’t want to think about it

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Damien and Kyle? If that happens I'll go crazy and Stan would kills himself ….

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Awww..!! That would be so sweet :3

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Maybe Id bury him in the sand :D

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Cartman..!!? Then God hates me In some way

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Oh my God..!! poor Pip

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I’d say something like “but you’re the sweet one, why are you doing this??” and put a sad puppy face

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

That would really hurt me… :(

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

He’ld tell someone, maybe Kyle

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He is sweetheart he would help me as far as he can… and then he’ll die :/

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A kiss ;)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He’d let me die and then drag me to hell

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Probably “ GAH! Don´t do it!” :)

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

He would be suprised

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He would make fun of me instead of cheering me up

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He goes to the tournament

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Ask what’s going on

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

I guess its because his sweet and caring :3

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

K2? Sweet, dude!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?

Yess..!! xD

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I don’t think so but Craig would be jealous if that happens

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Nothing… I don’t even care

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

“Mmmm… Why Cartman is looking at me in that way, that’s creepy”

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

I’ll tell him not to worry... and that he has a cute accent x3

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

That’s weird cuz he is dating Wendy (Bitch)

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Butters!!?? kissing Stan!!? Whoaa….

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

I wouldn’t know what to think!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Naah..!!

Would 2 trust 5?

Yup, maybe

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Butters would go to hell D:

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?

Idk

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

And once again, Idk

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Hahahaha xD! That would be dangerous….

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

probably

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Use your imagination!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Butters doesn’t deserve that

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Wow… that would make an awesome fic

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Right on.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

He’d freak out…

7 won the lottery?

He would take the money and fill a pool with it so everyone can see him, especially Kyle

8 had quite a big secret?

I wanna know so badly! Dx

9 became a singer?

Hahahah, FingerBang!

10 got a daughter?

WTF..!!! Butters would be grounded his whole life

What would 1 think of 2?

Why does Kenny always die…?

How would 3 greet 9? ...

By flipping him off!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Idk… maybe his blonde hair… :3

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Don’t wanna know!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

ummh...they both have eyes? xDD

What would make 7 angry at 8

Pip talking to Cartman… That’s good enough

Where would 8 meet 9?

No Where :/

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

I seriously don’t know

What would make 10 scared of 1?

I don't know

Is 3 Gay?

No…