This is the cracked-out work of Cap'n Metalarm and Crazy Fluterocker.

~~WE RULE~~

A Short History:

This crack was developed from 11:30-1:30 AM on the eve of a trip to New York City to see Matt Doyle play Melchior in Spring Awakening. DON'T BE HATIN'.

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A Little About Us:

Cap'n Metalarm hails from Yugoslavia, where she mans a ship of PIRATESSS. She loves cabbage and coleslaw but hates badgers and heartburn.

Personal Quote: "It's gonna be a hard winter."

Crazy Fluterocker marches around New York City bringing JUSTICE a lot. She loves licking the backs of CDs and recording herself growling and posting it online. However, she absolutely despises straws and small ferns.

Personal Quote: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING

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No matter how much it looks like we hate the stuff we're writing about, WE ACTUALLY LOVE IT.

WE DON'T DO SADNESS

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT

However, we do do crack. ;D

~A LOT.~

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NONE OF THIS SHIT IS TRUE...

OR IS IT?

DUN DUN