As some may have noticed, the current lack of updates and minions are an issue currently gotten form the weather, so please peoples. Blame the weather, not me.

There are things you hate in life, things that you love in life, and the neutral. Now (DunDunDun), I will list them, but only to my desire.HEHEHE...

Things I Love

Anime

Manga

Sports

Art

Video Games

Cliff-hangers

cookies

animals (but not in that way)

my minions ( I wont tell anyone, but they're everywhere... oops)

tbc..

Things I Hate

Loud people ( sorry that counts naruto, sakura, ummm ummm who else?)

unsatisfactory pairings

unnecassary flames (cmon ppls, enought with the flames

tbc..

Neutral

Food

Life

cake

...you...

Now for favorite Anime/Manga

Naruto

Chobits

Mx0

Negima

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Black Cat

Detective Conan/ Case Closed

Full Metal Alchemist

to-LOVE-ru

Rosario + Vampire I and II

Konokon

Ouron High School Host Club

Chrome Shelled Regios but its actually called Koukaku no Regios

tbc..

Now onward with my most favorite Anime/Manga characters and pairings

Favorite Characters (Male)

Sasuke

Naruto

Kakashi

Hideki

Kuzumi

Negi

Collonelo (hey, i love sniper rifles too)

Tsuna

Reborn

Shinichi

Conan

Ed

Al

Rito

Zastin

Ren

Kouta

Favorite Character (Female)

Hinata

Sakura(just a bit though...)

Tenten

Chi

Aika

Mizuki

Nodoka

Yue

Kaede

Kyoko

Haru

Ran

Wenry

Chizuru

Nozomu

Haruna

Run

Lala

Favorite Pairings

Sasuke x Hinata ( 1) Love the idea about kid w/, 2) doujutsus, 3) they look good together and 4) are the best pairing. and strongest, but then again thats just my opinion)

Sasuke x Tenten (for some reason, i cant remember why...)

Sasuke x Hanabi ( I admit it, I have a thing for the Hyuga sisters)

Naruto x Sakura ( Sorry NaruHina and SasuSaku fans...)

Naruto x Ino ( Blondes...)

Neji x Tenten

Chi x Hideki

Kuzumi x Aika

Kuzumi x Rei ( for some reason...)

Mizuki x Kuzumi ( I just love shy love, even if it's one-sided)

Negi x Nodoka (I really like those glasses...)

Negi x Kaede

Tsuna x Haru (Just think SasuHina)

Shinichi x Ran

Conan x Ayumi ( love the ironic love)

Ed x Winry

Rito x Lala

Rito x Haruna (again people, shy love)

Rito x Run (as soon as we can get rid of Ren)

Tsukune x Mizore

tbc..

My Hated pairings

Sasuke x Sakura (no!!, no pink-haired Uchihas)

Hinata x Gaara (Hina-chan will stay in Konoha... Forever..)

tbc..

Neutral pairings

Hinata x Sasuke x Hanabi (yay, cat fight)

Sasuke, Neji, Naruto, Gaara x Hinata ( I love powerful people fighting over a princess...)

Naruto, Lee x Sakura ( Same thing I guess)

Naruto x Hinata (It's not proven yet if he'll end up with her due to him being a little dense)

I would like to say that though I dont update my fics that much, that means that either, A. I'm already working on another fanfic B. im doing something else or D. I'm too busy The titles are going to be put on a list to make things easier.

n : means a no go and someone who wants it can take it.

I : means an idea I got while walking, running, jogging, talking, sleeping, drawing, etc and i might or might not use it.

w : means i'm working on it at the moment.

0 : idk...

so, now the list :

w ..What I'll do Not To Lose You : i'm currently working on the next chapter and i'm also planning on making a sequel if I get enough

requests for it at the end.

Summary : What's this? Sasuke's betrayal was nothing more then a mission from the Third. Nobody figures this out until a

certain Hyuuga takes interest.Then, all hell breaks loose. SasuHinaNaru.

0 ..So, Who's it Going to Be? : It's a SasuHinaGaa, eventual SasuHina. I'm planning on making it a Kazekage vs Clan Leader thing.

Summary : Sasuke and Gaara are going to fight!! And the prize... Hinata

0 ..The Prize of the Match : This one is going to be a SasuHinaGaaNejiNaru =P

Summary : The best want only the best. So what happens when the best want the same thing...

That's about it for the moment, though I still have some ideas that aren't official yet, so don't blame me for lack of imagination.

0 ..What will you do next? : NaruSaku

Summary : Sakura asks Naruto one day what he would do to prove his love to her. How far will Naruto go to prove her?

w ..If Only I Still Wasn't A Genin : HinaSasuHana

Summary : If you were told to choose between two of the most important people of your life, who would you choose?

w ..The Hardships of an Anbu Captain : SasuHina

Summary : The hater of women is now the captain of three... wtf...

What Kind of Soul Are You?

You Are a Seeker Soul You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.

You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.

Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.

Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).

Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.

And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.

You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.

Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.

Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.(...she's pregnant??)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (horray for mexican americans!!)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican. (even though i am mexican...)

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

Whoever said nothing is impossible, ever tried slamming a revolving door...?

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!

You know you live in the year 2000+ when..

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Sasuke, Hinata, Itachi, Kakashi, Kurenai, Tobi, Hanabi...etc

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

SasuHina, NaruSaku, SasuHana, NejiTen, etc...

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Hentai, not into yaoi (shifty eyed)

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

Not yet =P

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.

does a sticker count?

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Either Uchiha or Hyuga

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Neither!!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Neither!!

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 7, Team 8 , Team Hawk

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Never!!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

umm lemme see. If Jaraiya said so... yes!!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pro... ok im a sasuke fan, big, fill in the blank, deal

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

...yes...

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

same as 14

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

No, dude is just born like that.

17. Sub or dub?

Both when i cant stand 'believe it'

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Both

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Annoyingly funny...

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

...Is that a trick question?

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Undetermined... o.O

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haku or Yuukimaru

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Awesomely weird...

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata and Suigetsu. (Kakashi and jaraiya are already ooc...) think of them normally, now with their personality changed opposite of their original.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

if i keep coming here, is that a yes?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

maybe

27. Do you like lemons?

Are you purposely trying to corrupt my innocent mind?! ...actually sometimes

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

maybe

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

yes, all hail gaara of the funk, the log and clucky.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

(dodges tomatoes thrown at face) yes, why do you keep asking questions?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

yes

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

never draw naruto in school... never!!

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

same as 32

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

not yet

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

same as 34

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

You mean i dont own it yet?(runs to nearby store)

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

leave him alone

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

maybe but i need a scanner to scan it

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

no... -.-

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

no( i do now =P)

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

not yet...

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because who has time for drugs when you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this into your profile.