The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remeber Percy

whenever im at sea

I promise to remeber Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Groves sake of course

I promise to remeber luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remeber Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "free pony rides"

I promise to remeber Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remeber Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heghts

I promise to remeber Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remeber Bianca

whenever I see sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remeber Nico

whenever I see someone who dosen't get along with oters

I promiseto remeber Zoe

whenever i watch the stars

I promise to remeber Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car

Yes I promise to remeber PJO!!!

NORMAL PEOPLE:rely on their weather man for there forecast

PJO FANS:will tell zeus to make it to rain

NORMAL PEOPLE:say omg

PJO FANS:say omz

NORMAL PEOPLE:say shut up or i will tell on u

PJO FANS:say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize u

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans r stupid

PJO FANS:think normal people r stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE:yell HELP when being chased

PJO FANS:use there awesome demigod powers when being chased

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS:have this on their profile!!!

90% of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the

edge of a 6 story builiding. copy this on to your profile if you r the 10%

yelling JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!

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COPY AND PASTE ONLY IF U CAN READ IT

/ \ This is Bob! copy and paste him so he can take over Fanfiction!

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( I'll be asleep then so I can't use it).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And why do you bother to ask?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts(sarcasm).)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I am that girl, The one who likes book more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The

one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in

The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field, 'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?' The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.' The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field, 'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.' The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again. The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling, 'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If you like being different and don't care what those jerks at school say put this on your profile and add your name below:Shadow Kitty 22, -Gasp- Dead Deer, Nightcrawler's Shadow, TenajHguoh, DaughterofDemeter123 musiclover563

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Adults are just kids with money.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss'

'The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog'

'Working hard never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

'When life rains on your parade, bring out the slip'n'slide'

'I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned'

'To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid'

'You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have'

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

Cuts are for the weak

Suicide is for the cowards

If you think no one loves you

Love yourself because thats who should love you most.