Profile Update! 6-1-2011! Didn't take me a whole year this time!

Book 4 of Help Needed is still on hiatus. The rewrites are coming along nicely, I'm currently working on Naruto's death scene.

Got a band off of the ground; unfortunately we're suffering from what I will only describe as "creative differences." Make of that what you will.

Just bought two more volumes of Negima, still have at least 3 more before I'm caught up again. I have, however, been watching more anime. Loving Gainax's new series, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt. Best anime soundtrack ever.

Rock Band 3 is officially the greatest music game ever created, I don't see us needing a new main RB title until the next console generation. By all means keep the band titles coming; exports are great. Wanna jam? My Gamertag is animemetalhead.

As for DeviantArt, I just need to get off of my ass and hook up my scanner.

Age: 20, but not for long!

Fun fact: I swear. A lot. I mean, like, I make sailors look like saints. Don't let me play Call of Duty, either, because I will yell myself hoarse.

Anime/manga I like: Naruto, Negima!, Love Hina, Chibi Vampire, Ranma 1/2, Rosario+Vampire, Card Captor Sakura, Pita Ten, Battle Vixens, Battle Club, Gacha Gacha, He is My Master, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, or anything else out of my manga collection.

Movies: Inception sits very firmly in my number one slot for movies. As in, will never be moved, most likely.

My Favorite Bands: This has gotten too long to list all of, so I'll just throw out a top five for now:
5) Metallica
4) Dream Theater
3) All That Remains
2) Trivium
1) Bullet For My Valentine

I've decided to stop being pissed off about people who don't use spell-check. It's not worth my time

kyouger: It's been hella fun working with you. I hope we can do it again someday.

Quotable Quotes:

"Hang on baby Jesus, this is gonna get bumpy," -Rick Bobby, on facing a rival.

"Shut the hell up, you fuzzbag," -Sasuke Uchiha, on fangirls.

"I FUCKING DID IT!! EAT THAT ASSBAG!! FUCK YOU DRAGONFORCE!!" -Me, upon completion of Through the Fire and the Flames on Expert.

"Mazeltov," -my girlfriend, upon watching this occur.

"Its -DWAH? OMG, WTF?!" -Asuna Kagurazaka, on impossible odds.

"What's that taste like?" -Goku, on sarcasm.

More coming soon!

You know, no matter how much I update this profile, It never seems to get longer. Kyouger's is crazy long. Maybe I should just cut and past off of his profile. I bet he wouldn't mind. He's cool like that.

My Original Characters:

The Ones You Know:

Kiora Hyuuga Haruno
Age: 21, born 20 years ago, appears 14

Kiora is the daughter of Hinata Hyuuga and Sakura Haruno. She's... well, to be blunt, she's a Mary Sue, created as pure wish fulfillment on my part. This will be changed. I'm currently re-working her character, developing her more as a human being than an object of fantasy.

Natsuko Yamanaka
Age: 21

The daughter of Ino is the former lover of Kiora Haruno. She was supposed to be Kiora's love interest for the duration of the series, but I got bored with her. She ended up being rather flat, another issue I'm working on.

Melody and Serenity Uchiha
Age: 21 for Melody; Serenity was killed at 16

Daughters of Sasuke, they were created to round out the four-way lemon in Help Needed 1. Also very flat, but with Serenity's death, Melody started to really come out as a character.

Kohana Haruno
Age: Between 700-1000, appears 10

Vampires are great, right? An already overused character type in fanfiction, and I threw her in as a villain. That said, after her Heel Face Turn, her interactions with Kiora became my favorite part of the series.

Aiko Ichiraku
Age: 17

The daughter of Ayame, current owner of Ichiraku Ramen. Another character created on a whim, basically so I could shoehorn a music sub-plot into the series. Also one of the few civilians in the series that gets regular attention.

Yumi
Age: 12

Slightly oversexed young girl, though no more than Kiora was at her age. Not much screen (page?) time yet, I look forward to developing her further.

Read my stories, dammit!! I don't write this crap for my health!