WHATTUP MAH PEOPLE!!!

I'm KM but you may know me as @SparksErised on TWITTER and Trina Ferrer on FACEBOOK ...

And Yes, This is my very OFFICIAL fanfic page... i think...

WAHAHA!!!

I absolutely LOVE iCARLY (I can't live if I miss ONE episode) and

my favorite ship is SEDDIE ;)

I'm INSANE, WEIRD, FUNNY, FUN and CRAZY but that's what i like about myself... :D

It's not my fault if I'm like this...

My mom's an insane weirdo while my dad is a crazy goofball...

GET THE PICTURE? ;))

So... I hope you like my stories...

WAHAHA!!!

ON WITH THE SHOW!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

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If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)

If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

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If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you think Seddie is much better than Creddie, copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, BITCH , RUN!" if you agree, post this on your profile.

If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of that five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yabie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Browned-angelofmusic, Piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- PirateQueen, Caffy91, Lady of the Serpents, taynzpink, JayJay3493, Randy Taylor, XxiLove AmandaxX, xxiCarlyFanxx, Sky.Leinz23

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If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.

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92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor, Home Improvement Lover

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If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate school, homework, exams and things related to those and you want it to go away, PROUDLY POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you've tried dancing to no music and people are watching you but you don't care, POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

I you have a problem and you decided to call someone, a FRIEND would listen to you, comforts you and gives you advice while a best friendwould hang up the phone, appear in your doorstep soaking wet from the rain and tell you this "i hung up the phone because i want you to tell me in person, cry on my shoulder and be the one to wipe away your tears"... If you agree that this is TRULY correct, then WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT??? Hit ctrl + C and POST IT IN YOUR PROFILE NOOOWWW!!!

Funny Quotes And Random Things:

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
- The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.
- No im not weird i'm just not normal

1. Put Your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

"Keep Holding On" (AWESOME!)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

"Eh, Eh (nothing else I can say)" (WAHAHA!!!)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

"Nothing in You" (Say what? Nothing on WHO?!)

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

"Rainbow Veins" (RANDOOOOMMM!! xD)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

"Push it" (Uh oh! She's soooo gonna kill me once she sees this...)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"Alone" (What The Hell? WAHAHA!!!)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

"Telephone" (What's the connection? Prank calling? xD)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

"Sweet Carloine" (Say WHAAAAAT? xD)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"The Tip of the Iceberg" (COOL! xD)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

"SUGAR" (WAHAHA!!! How SWEET! :P)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

"Somebody to Love" (a JB song? LMAOOO xD)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

"Endless Love" (awww... They'll miss me? WAHAHA!!!)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

"If cupid had a heart" (HUH? Since when did THAT became a HOBBY? O: )

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

"Any Kind of Guy" (THAT'S my BIGGEST secret??? owwww-khaaaaayyy...)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

"Air Traffic" (Poor lil dimwits :P xD)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

"Kidnap My Heart" (WOW! Seriously? :P)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

"Fuzzy Blue Lights" (What does this mean? I'll die by getting zapped by blue lights? xD)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

"Do nothing Day" (THAT's the thing that i'll REGRET?)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

"Alejandro" (WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... Nope, not funny...)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

"My life would suck without you" (awww... That's BEAUTIFUL! x))

21. WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

"Cave in" (I'll get caved in by the man that i'll love? :DD )

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

"Can't be Tamed" (RANDOOOOMMM xDD)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

"Angel to you, Devil to me" (So, I'm an angel to a profile page but a devil to MYSELF? xD)

24. IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

"Insomia" (Uh, ONLY THAT??? No embarrassing memories? ((: )

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

"Disgusting" (What is? The question or your face? xD)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

"It's my life" (Nice title... But i'm alreadt posting it, diphead! xDD)

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
xShopping is torture
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box
xPlayed with Hotwheels as a kid.
xAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to highschool football games.
xYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
xSports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink a lot.
Go to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheer leading a sport.
xYou hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shoe shop, get dresses, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 8

I'm have much girl side in the inside... xD That's like IRONY! I'm not a girly-girl though... ;)

SEDDIE POEM:
-by anonymous-

They claim they hate each other.

They bet each other.

They bug the heck out of one another.

One hurts the other physically and verbally.

The other takes the punches or tries to come up with a good come back.

One pranks the other.

The other has surprisingly succeeded in pranking the one back.

One loves food.

The other is disgusted by the one's eating habits.

One loves techy stuff.

The other messes with it to bug the one or hurts the one with it.

One's a straight A student,

The other's a straight D student.

One's a bully.

The other's a dork.

But...

One gave up a cruise for the other so they wouldn't be upset anymore.

The other defended the one when being made fun of for not having their first kiss.

Sometimes they get along.

Sometimes they share looks and smiles.

Once they shared their first kiss.

They've dated and pined after so many other people, yet are still left single.

Each want a companion.

Sometimes they do admit they care for the other.

They love one another.

Not one of them will admit, though,

But deep down they know.

I mean, how else can you say, "I hate you" with a grin plastered on your face?

SPELLBOUND PHOTOS:

Alamela Laiden's Hairstyle - [ ]

Saige 'SKY' Leinz's Hairstyle - [ ]

Masquerade Dresses and Tuxs:

ALAMELA - [ ]

CARLY - [ ]

DRACO - [ ]

FREDDIE - [ ]

GIBBY - [ ]

HARRY - [ ]

HERMIONE - [ ]

MANDY - [ ]

RON - [ ]

SAM - [ ]

SKY - [ ]

LOST IN THE WIND PHOTOS:

Carly's choices - [ ]

Carly's chosen dress - [ ]

Sam's choices - [ ]

Sam's chosen dress - [ ]

Freddie's tuxedo - [ ]

Gibby's tuxedo - [ ]

Wendy's dress [ ]

Shane's tuxedo - [ ]

FIND MY WAY BACK PHOTOS:

VEHICLES:

FREDDIE's Gray Maserati GranCabrio Car - [ ]

CARLY and GIBBY's Dark Pink GranCabrio Convertible - [ ]

SAM's BMW ConnectedDrive Convertible - [ ]

DEREK's Chysler Sebring Convertible - [ ]

RODGER's Toyota Sienna Swagger Wagon - [ ]

PEOPLE:

CHLOE - [ ]

AUSTIN JACOBS - [ ]

DREW SANDERS - [ ]

MAX JARVIS - [ ]

WILLIAM 'WILL' BRAUN - [ ]

DEREK RICX - [ ]

RODGER MASON - [ ]

DANE RADNER - [ ]