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 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Sign-up Star Date: 8.17.2010 Hello everyone! My name is...well...umm...call me Rawr! Next topic, I like random things such as spoons. They be shiny. Umm...It's 2 am right now, my brain is dead. I'll update this again when i think of a title for my story. Haha. xD |
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Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Sitter by Horribibble reviews
"I swear, if you're handing your kid over to Crips or the Bloods, I'm calling child services." - Sasu/Naru/Sasu . Itachi's hired a new babysitter for his precious son. -What began as a oneshot has become an epic of awkward college-student proportions. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,194 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Kind of Magic by Rizember reviews
Sex magic is the most powerful and most addictive kind of magic there is. But Sasuke, that repressed emo bastard, just keeps trying to get rid of the hot blond genie. And his goat. Sasunaru, yaoi, humour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,208 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Veracity by TheLocket reviews
Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater, and he has to be a little creative if he wants to do the Dark Lord's bidding. But a little mistake in his spell work leads to a litle fascinating distraction that may ruin everything - and her name is Veracity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,334 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Let's Play A Love Game by PanzieLozenger reviews
It was wrong on so many levels, yet so right. And word had it, she was amazing in bed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Fashion by Ultimate Shipper reviews
Naruto's taste in fashion has always been a bit off. SasuNaru AU ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Vampires Don't Sparkle But by luvscharlie reviews
Hermione is exiled to Romania to guard a historical figure, who is under attack from rabid vampire-obsessed teenagers. Viktor finds her there. Viktor/Hermione, but Count Dracula steals the show.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 1,196 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Career Options by jacee2u reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts after getting rid of Voldemort, but can't figure out what to do with his life. He schedules a career counseling session with his new head of house. Rated M to be on the safe side of the ratings people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Distracting Surprises reviews
When forced to leave her home country and enter Hogwarts; school of witchcraft and wizardry, Ema is pushed to her limits. Can she survive or will Draco and the Slytherin house succeed in making her fall to her knees?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Draco M., OC