Well hello there! In case you've by some miracle stumbled onto my profile page, I'll tell ya right now, beware! Scary things come off my brain...:D

Anyway, my name's a government secret (yeah, right), so if I told ya, I'd have ta kill ya. Nah, it just ain't fun at all. Aaand that's what 'Dark Universe' is for! :) I'd like to say I've only recently started writing, but that'd be a lie...see, I've been writing for...oh, just under 6 years now. Why I haven't posted anything? Now that's a really good question. And the reason's 'cause I'm lazy...and a perfectionist...and I like to go too much into details...Eh, better late, than never, right? However, no matter how long I may have been writing, I still make many mistakes. So, if you find any mistakes, grammatical or otherwise, feel free to point them out. I'm open to suggestions and I really appreciate constructive criticism, no matter how much it stings sometimes. I have to add, though, that English is not my mother tongue, so I might get some phrases and spelling wrong. I will try my best to be correct. I know how it is to read a story that has a tone of errors, so I will do my best to keep my stories 'mistake-less'! ;)

Now, something other than my pointless blabbing...:D

Oh, on a side note, my best buddy is Horizon Gus Watson...XD She's a writer too, so I warmly suggest you check out her stories! :D

Also, I'd like to add that Horizon and I not only have a joint account on FanFiction (Awesome Dynamic Duo), but have also recently made a blog on WordPress, titled Ordinary is Boring. If you're even the slightest bit interested, check it out! It'll give ya the perfect picture of our weird adventures! :)

Favorite Movies/TV Shows/Anime/Manga etc: Transformers, Transformers Animated, TF Prime, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter saga (books and movies), Bad Boys, Resident Evil, Narnia (the movies), Twilight saga (only the books though), Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Vampirates saga, Transformers Prime, Eragon (haven't read the books yet), Final Fantasy VII Advent Children (Unfortunately, I haven't had the chance to play the games just yet), Naruto, Naruto Shippuden (of course), Shaman King (both anime and manga), D. Gray-man, Hakuouki (now that's a way to present history! ;) ), Vampire Knight, Vampire Diaries, Lord of the Rings, Vampire Academy, Criminal Minds, House, Grey's Anatomy, Bones, Arrow, Covert Affairs, The Finder, Burn Notice, Heroes...and so on..the list is frighteningly long...:D

Fav Music: Anything really...I just LOVE listening to music...anything with a good beat and meaningful lyrics catches my attention...:)

Some quotes I like:

Optimus Prime: "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing"

A Cinderella story: "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game"

Unknown: "What the eye neglects to see is often the most interesting"

THF writer (TomKaulitzLuvr): "As we grow up we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when someone broke yours. You'll fight with your best friend and maybe even fall in love with them. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast and you'll eventually lose someone close to you. So take many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt, because every 60 seconds you spend angry or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back."

Naruto: "It's almost unbearable, isn't it... the pain of being all alone. I know that feeling, I've been there, in that dark and lonely place, but now there are others, other people who mean a lot to me. I care more about them than I do myself, and I won't let anyone hurt them. That's why I'll never give up, I will stop you, even if I have to kill you! They saved me from myself, they rescued me from my loneliness, they were the first to accept me as who I am. They're my friends."

Kakashi: In the ninja world, those who break the rules are trash, that's true, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash."

Kakashi: "Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life."

Gaara: Peace under an illusion is not true peace. It's only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it."

Itachi: "You and I are flesh and blood. I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for."

Unknown: Love is like a glass. If you break it, it's hard to fix it. And even if you manage that, it'll never be the same again."

Galileo Galilei: "All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered. The point is to discover them."

Ralph Ellison: "I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me."

Robert Frost: "But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. And miles to go before I sleep."

Henry David Thoreau: "Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth."

Alexander Graham Bell: "When one door closes, another opens; but we often loos so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us."

Peace Pilgrim: "Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you."

"Our scars remind us that the past is real." -Papa Roach-

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marilyn Monroe-

"You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like there's nobody listening, and live like it's heaven on earth." -William W. Purkey-

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." -Maya Angelou-

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." -Robert Frost-

""There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." -Albert Einstein-

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." -Oscar Wilde-

"It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -André Gide-

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." -Ralph Waldo Emerson-

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." -Woody Allen-

"Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it." -Mother Teresa-

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time." -Mark Twain-

"Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are." -Markus Zusak-

"This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but you can't give up because if you give up, you'll never find your soul mate. You'll never find that half who makes you whole and that goes for everything. Just because you fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about." -Marilyn Monroe-

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." -George Bernard Shaw-

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." -Albert Einstein-

"We have to dare to be ourselves, however frightening or strange that self may prove to be."
— May Sarton

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
— George Bernard Shaw

"To love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try and understand. To never look away. And never, never, to forget."
— Arundhati Roy

"There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life."
— John Lennon

"Sometimes our flame goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being."
— Albert Schweitzer

"You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past."
— Chuck Palahniuk

"How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em."
— Shel Silverstein

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein."
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.

"Don't be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live."
— Natalie Babbitt

"Life, he realized, was much like a song. In the beginning there is mystery, in the end there is confirmation, but it's in the middle where all the emotion resides to make the whole thing worthwhile."
— Nicholas Sparks

"Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won't either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself you tasted as many as you could."
— Louise Erdrich

"Simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are your greatest treasures. Simple in actions and thoughts, you return to the source of being. Patient with both friends and enemies, you accord with the way things are. Compassionate toward yourself, you reconcile all beings in the world."
— Lao Tzu

"Once you had put the pieces back together, even though you may look intact, you were never quite the same as you'd been before the fall."
— Jodi Picoult

"People aren't born good or bad. Maybe they're born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters."
— Cassandra Clare

"No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should've been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice."
— Chuck Palahniuk

"People come, people go – they’ll drift in and out of your life, almost like characters in a favorite book. When you finally close the cover, the characters have told their story and you start up again with another book, complete with new characters and adventures. Then you find yourself focusing on the new ones, not the ones from the past."
— Nicholas Sparks

"And I learned what is obvious to a child. That life is simply a collection of little lives, each lived one day at a time. That each day should be spent finding beauty in flowers and poetry and talking to animals. That a day spent with dreaming and sunsets and refreshing breezes cannot be bettered. But most of all, I learned that life is about sitting on benches next to ancient creeks with my hand on her knee and sometimes, on good days, for falling in love."
— Nicholas Sparks

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
— E.E. Cummings

"The saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all. Passion and satisfaction go hand in hand, and without them, any happiness is only temporary, because there's nothing to make it last."
— Nicholas Sparks

"Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing."
— Elie Wiesel

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!'"
— Hunter S. Thompson

Wise, ey? XD

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