Dear bullies,

The boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut in class today? She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the other day is already being abused at home.

You think you know them. Guess what, you don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't. Repost this if your that 1% with a heart

To those 1% that have a heart, Good luck to you in life.

Dear bullies, See that little boy that you call small and ugly? He has a 5% chance of living because he was a premature baby. (6 months) See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.

I was unknown--I am Known

I was mistrusted-- I am trusted

I was invisible-- I am seen

I was hurt-- I am healed

I was depressed-- I am happy

I was abused-- I am safe

I was broken-- I am fixed

I was nobody-- I am somebody

I was misunderstood-- I am understood

I was bullied -- I am strong

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who knows and is proud of her beliefs, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

List 5 of your favorite cats from warriors! (one leader, one apprentice, if you please!)(can be past leaders, past leader names, past apprentice names and OC's...)

1. Blackstar

2. Jayfeather

3. Hawkfrost

4. Sootpaw

5. Shadowwhisper

2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending

Blackpaw? That was Blackstar's name before! XD

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Jayfrost Maybe but it would be useful for a prophecy

4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's lat name)?

Shadowfeather? No it sounds interesting

5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Blackfur: Tragedy/Romance

6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Featherstar and Hawkshadow. Light and Dark Clash

7) Write a prophecy saying that they had to save the clan? (1's last name and 3's first name)?

Starhawk- The call of the hawk will make stars shine bright

8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

PawFeather- Gray tom with a feather like tail

9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Hawkblack- A darkly souled cat

10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)?

Blackpaw- Yup it's an apprentice name XD

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

Hawkfeather (Hawkfrost and Crowfeather)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take the first part of your your favorite warriors name):

Rain

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (dark favorite forest animal):

Darkwolf

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Shadowstream

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Crow

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

I didn't write this

There will be setbacks before there will be victories

FAKE FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit by you by the pool.

REAL FRIENDS: Will push you in and throw a tampon at you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandmother, by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandmother, GRAMIE!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house.
BEST FRIENDS: Are getting fined by the police with you.

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you.

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders.

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff.
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME IT" while snaching it out of your hands.

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two-in-the-freaking-morning!

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will fight off the monster attacking you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will try to trip you as you both run screaming from it.

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch.
BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped you.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS:Will think you're weird for having a crush on Robin.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be fighting with you over him.

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If you could read that put it in your profile

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

Most, but Others

Most girls like pink

Most girls where eye shadow and make-up

Most girls yell at rain

Most girls love guys who don't love them

Most girls be what other people want them to be

Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved

Most girls are selfish

Most girls are fake But. . .

Other girls like red

Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday

Other girls play in the rain

Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them

Other girls be themselves

Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved

Other girls care for others before themselves

Other girls are real

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it, Other girls will love this and post it immediately.

Things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

59) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out in insane laughter for absolutely no reason at all, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (I do that when reading too. Then people REALLY look at me strange…)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it. (I have an entire file full of unfinished stories… I do that very often…)

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

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-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.

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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile ( i always spell How as Who!!)

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If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

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If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

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Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

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If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

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If you want to enter enter any anime and murder the characters for being idiotic, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think I'm being an idiot for saying all this crap, copy this into your profile.

If you think Spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (o.o whoa)

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

Or The One That's A Bratty Erudite!

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like idiot, because if looking like a idiot is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one won't give up.

MY DEFINITION OF HOMEWORK: H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE. copy and paste this onto your profile if you think this is true!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stares at your mouth, kiss her When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong When she ignores you, give her your attention When she pulls away, pull her back When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does When she misses you, she's hurting inside When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world, let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK."

He continued "But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.

" And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

1)

Quick! Write down your twelve favorite cats from warriors with no particular order!

1. Jayfeather

2.Hawkfrost

3. Tigerstar

4. Halfmoon

5. Mousefur

6. Rainwhisker

7. Sootfur

8. Lionblaze

9. Bumblestripe

10. Blossomfall

11. Cherrypaw

12. Cinderheart

2)What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Jaymoon cool ship name but could never use as a warrior name

3)Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Hawkstar yeah he'd be a leader XD

4)Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Mousefrost I don't know probably.

5)What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Jayfur- mystery

6)What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Frostfeather and Tigermouse

A twisted past

7)Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Featherstar. With the fall of the feather the stars will shine brighter

8)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Moonfrost- small white and silver she-cat with blue eyes

9)What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Tigerjay- Large brutal tom with blue eyes

10)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Mousefur and Tigerstar. No Mousefur had Longtail XD

11)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Bumblestripe was looking for a mate and he had to choose between Rainwhisker and Halfmoon he would probably choose Halfmoon.

12)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Jayfeather and Blossomfall fighting over Sootfur? No because Jayfeather and Blossomfall weren't born yet!

13)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Hawkfrost and Lionblaze. No their both toms.

14)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Sootfur*walks in on Mousefur and Blossomfall making out* What the in the name of Starclan did I just walk into?

Mousefur: It's none of your business now is it?

Blossomfall: yeah! stupid toms *Continues to make out*

Sootfur: 0o0

15)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Halfmoon would rather slap Tigerstar than make out with Lionblaze.

16)Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2

Jayfeather and Hawkfrost. I don't think so but they met in the books XD

17)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Rainwhisker and Lionblaze. There would be no kits at least I hope not XP

18)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Halfmoon: Duck! *ducks*

Sootfur: Where Where Where!? *is in in the head my some shiny metal object*

Halfmoon: *Laughs*

19)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Tigerstar and Rainwhisker... Lionblaze would side with Rainwhisker because he's not evil

20)Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Rainwhisker/ Cherrypaw? Nope.

21)Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Halfmoon? Dang if she can impress a blind cat she must be way up there on the hot scale. WHOOO!

22)What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Lionblaze and Cinderheart? Everyone would shout for joy!

23)Do you recall any fics about 9?

About Bumblestripe? Yeah

24)Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Hawkfrost x Rainwhisker? No.

25)5/9 or 5/10?

MousefurxBumblestripe or MousefurXBlossomfall. I really don't know? but maybe the second one!! XD

26)What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Sootfur: *Walks in and sees Hawkfrost and Lionblaze kissing* Lionblaze why are you kissing a dead cat? More to the point of a Riverclan dead cat?

Lionblaze: because it's love!!

Hawkfrost: couldn't have said it better my Love*continues to kiss Lionblaze*

Sootfur; Am I going to be okay??

27)Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Tigerstar and Blossomfall

When the clan turns will the tiger be able to help the falling blossom?

28)Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff?

Jayfeather/ Lionblaze. I don't think so... but there is always a chance

29)Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Sootfur/ Cinderheart

Memories

30)What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Blossomfall

I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!!

31)If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Lionblaze? Heartbreak

32)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Jayfeather Rainwhisker Cinderheart

Warning: Major sex product issue. Make sure not to read unless you want your face raped. You have been warned

33)What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Blossomfall: Your back?

Hawkfrost: Yeah I couldn't leave you behind

34)1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Jayfeather and Lionblaze are in a happy relationship until Mousefur runs off with Bumblestripe. After Lionblaze dumps Jayfeather for Cinderheart, Rainwhisker gets upset and retaliates by dating Cinderheart. Alone and broken-hearted, Jayfeather travels in search of a friend. Finally, Jayfeather meets Halfmoon and Sootfur. The three loners meet Blossomfall, who tells each of them to look for love. Halfmoon finds Tigerstar, Sootfur gets Cherrypaw, but now Jayfeather is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Rainwhisker and Hawkfrost!

35)What would be a good title for this?

The Love of Toms

36)What would the genre(s) be?

Hurt/comfort/romance

37)The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

Me and Jayfeather...

1) Dick Grayson

2) Tim Drake

3) Wally West

4) Batman

5) Artemis Crock

6) Rocket

7) Conner Kent

8) M'gann

9) Batgirl

10) Kaldur

11) Arsenal

12) Red Arrow

13) Zatanna

What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

If I was in a fandom probably ask what's wrong with the city. In real life squeal and slap myself

What is your reason to kill 5?

Because... I need her out of the way for the plan to work

12 seems to be a player. Breaking many hearts. What do you say to confront him/her?

Roy go back to your family. What would Lian think of you right now? He needs his father.

What does 4 like best about 6?

Batman thinks she has potential and good skills for the team

You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?

Me and Tim would probably be trying to piss of Damian for the fun of it

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

Wally would take a bullet for either Dick or Artemis because healing factor

You come into a room to find 5 and 6 making out. What do you do?

Rocket and Artemis are GAY??? What are you two doing?? Rocket: Having fun what's it look like? Me: *Sighs* okay you are all crazy *leaves room*

2 is trapped in the center of the earth, what does 6 and 9 do?

Batgirl and Rocket would lock down who captured Tim and then make them bring him back up

Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more then friends?

So many gay relationships whatever shall I do. Maybe MM is truly in girls in stead of guys. I don't know. Ma'gann X Batgirl

10 seems to have a huge crush on you. Then he/she confesses this to you by text message.

I would text him back and be like that how you feel? Well I love you too

12 and 13 are performing in a talent show. What do they do?

hmm Red Arrow and Zatanna would more than likely just put on a magic show

6 is sitting beside you on a beach, sleeping. What do you do?

Poke Rocket's face to see how long I can do it before she wakes up

You and 7 were on vacation, when suddenly you fall and break your leg. What does 7 do

I hope Conner gets me to a hospital and gets it fixed or takes me to the cave

4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?

If Bats doesn't want me there then fine I can go have fun by myself

Who would you kill, kiss, or marry out of 4, 10, and 12?

Kill Red Arrow (I'm sorry), Kiss Batman, (No one can kill the guy) Marry Kaldur

What pick up line would 9 use on 1?

Batgirl: Can you guess my favorite letters Nightwing?

Nightwing: Favorite letters?

Batgirl: yeah

Nightwing: A, B, and C

Batgirl: Nope U, R, Q, T

1 and 3 have been in a hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Well sounds like some people are having fun...

If you realize this all qualifies for the Bat Clan, Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. randomkitty101, Hex Enchantress

Which Robin are you most like?

Dick Grayson (1st Robin)

[x] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves

[ ] You are flexible

[x] You love the circus

[x] You have lost someone precious to you in death

[x] You are caring and kind

[x] You are very intelligent

[ ] You're first language was not English

[ ] You live with one parent/guardian

[x] You say “Holy _” a lot

[ ] You have your own catchphrase.

[x] You are a leader

[ ] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends

[x] You have quit a team before

[x] You have made a name for yourself

[x] You are a very positive person.

[x] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL: 11

Jason Todd (2nd Robin)
[ ] You are male

[x] You own a gun (my dad is the one who really owns the gun, but he lets me use it for target practice in case someone breaks into our house)

[x] You have failed at something

[x] You have had a near-death experience

[ ] You are headstrong and moody

[ ] You make rash decisions

[ ] You have inner turmoil no one understands

[x] You have a grudge against someone

[x] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty

[ ] You are out for revenge

[x] You prefer to work alone

[x] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have red hair
TOTAL: 7

Tim Drake (3rd Robin)
[ ] You are male

[ ] You come from a wealthy family

] You idolize someone

[x] You have lost someone close to you in death

[x] You think things through

[x] You are intelligent and quick to think

[ ] You are good a figuring out puzzles

[x] You are a leader

[x] You get good grades

[x] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot (but I love them)

[ ] You lose your temper easily sometimes

[x] You are somewhat anti-social

[x] You prefer not to show your emotions

[x] You don't like to show off

[ ] Your favorite color is red

[x] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL: 10

Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)
[x] You are female

[ ] You don’t get along with your father

[ ] You father has been in jail

[ ] You are impulsive

[ ] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)

[x] You always feel you have something to prove

[ ] You have had a child

[ ] You change your appearance often

[x] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls

[ ] You have seriously thought about faking your own death

[x] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have blond hair
TOTAL:4

Damian Wayne (5th Robin)
[ ] You are male

[ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line

[x] You are short

[x] You are mature for your age

[ ] You are always angry or easily annoyed

[x] You fight a lot, whether verbaly or physically

[ ] Your parents are/have been divorced

[x] You curse a lot

[ ] You live with only your father

[x] You like cats

[ ] You have your own catchphrase

[x] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL: 6

Most Like: Dick Grayson

Girly Girl or Tomboy? The Truth Revealed:

Boy Side:

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt-sometimes

You play with/against boys on teams

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck

You own an Xbox

Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You own a DS, PS2, or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to collect baseball cards (*shrug* a little)

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors (it's black and red)

You love to go crazy and care what people think

Sports are fun (I love basketball, just not watch it)

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on

You love comic books

20/26

Girl Side:

You wear lip gloss/stick

You love skirts

Cats are better than dogs

You love to shop

You wear eyeliner

You wear the color pink

You go to your mom for advice

Pink, yellow, orange, purple, or gold are one of your favorite colors (it's purple)

You hate wearing the color black

You love hanging out at the shopping center

You love getting manicures/pedicures

You like wearing jewelry

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies

You hate the Star Wars movies

You were in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around an hour to shower and get dressed

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than ten pairs of shoes (though plenty of boys I know have more than twenty)

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing perfume

You hate getting dirty

You hate graphic novels and comic books

You love the movies

You used to play with dolls as a little kid

You like being the star of everything

5/26

A while ago a twelve-year-old child was approached by a man who said "Deny that Jesus Christ was real, or die." The child did not and was killed, if you would rather be shot than deny the Lord Jesus Christ, copy, paste, and add your name; The Demented Leprachaun, Akastuk Child, InkWeaverabc, TheLunyOne, DragongirlM, NormalityIsNonexistant, booklover1598, Hex Enchantress, Tronlivesmonstercard

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile

"PERSONAL" QUESTIONS.

DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? I do sometimes it depends on the situation.

THE LAST THING TO MAKE YOU CRY? My older brother when he left for the other side of the world

WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? In a barn sitting on hay bails

WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A shark tooth necklace

DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Last time I checked, He's off-limits

WHAT ARE YOU LISTING TO RIGHT NOW? Skillet

HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yup but for a week. :(

MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No I wish though I wish

WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Looking at FanFiction.net

WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? How funny my writing is

HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope!

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Don't know

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? B* please.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No

DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No.

WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Personal. Question. Do not ask PERSONAL QUESTIONS!

ANY BAD HABITS? I have-WAIT I seem to have stopped caring

DO LOOKS MATTER? Well not really I really don't care

HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Punching the thing closest to me

WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Minnesota

DO YOU USE SARCASM? All the time. I get yelled at for it XD

WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Why would I tell you??

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? News boys, Luke Bryan, Disiple, Skillet, Westlife, and so on.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW(S)? K project, Yu-gi-oh, Bleach, Tron uprising, Wanna list?

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Anything that has peanut butter in it is good.

WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 113, due to my mother being late

WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown

EYE COLOR? Icy blue from time to time but mainly a soft ocean blue

LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Doctor Who, K project

PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Acoustic Guitar, French Horn, Flute, Mellophone I think that's it...

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? I Don't Know. Sarcastic, protective, caring?

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Creeper

WHAT'S YOUR SAYING? ; The author could have stopped the sentence right there but chose to go on

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Music? and the color purple

WHAT IS 22? *Counts on fingers* 0,1,2,3 ... 3!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Um going through a rough patch but BEST FRIEND Look up the D* term.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? HAHAHAHAHA I has no life

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? A whale trainer if possible or Game Company CEO

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Avoid eye contact, and hide face behind my hair

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? That's my secret

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Drawing, Writing, banging my head on keyboards

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Spiders, losing the ones I love.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Why would I tell you?

HOW WILL YOU DIE? More than likely a knife through my chest

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Not being where I should be.

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Haha I'm not telling you

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? lots of things

MORE "PERSONAL" QUESTIONS!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend? He's a work in progress aka Don't have one!! so there.

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning? Is it really 6:00 am??

3. Your teacher is . . .? are a*holes except for Flynn and Kisler

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? Nothing, don't have one.

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors? If I say something then they might not survive tomorrow

6. What would your best friend say about you? I really don't care

7. How do you feel right now? Creeper. You already tried this

8. What's on your bedside table right now? clothing and a picture frame

9. When you open your wardrobe, you see . . .? Flannels is there suppose to be something else there??

10. What did you say after you last attended a concert? HOLY S* THAT WAS AWESOME! (Truely said that)

11. If you had to write a Phineas and Ferb FanFiction right now, what would the title be? "Wonder of the Future"

12. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be . . .? Beautiful in White

13. Your life's theme song is . . .? She's Country by Westlife, A Little to Much By Shawn Mendes, High School Never Ends by Bowling for Soup

14. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Really? That's your question? Right now? I give you three guesses

15. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be? "Hmm what's thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!????"

16. Your motto is . . .? With a few good friends and a couple of sticks anything is possible.

17. If you could buy anything in this world, you'd buy . . .? A Zoo

18. What did you dream about last night? O.o CREAPER! As if i'd tell you

19. Any last words? "I hid a million dollars under the...*dies*"