If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

03&04. A collection of three sets of stories, revolving around conflicts in a relationship. The expectation or hope that two people are fated to be together does not necessarily mean unending bliss.

Two decades post-Hogwarts, Hermione is married to Chudley Cannons Beater Ron Weasley and working for successful inventor Sibyll Trelawney. Then she is asked to work with Draco Malfoy. Can her job and marriage survive the test?

When Harry disrupts the spell to retrieve Sirius from the Veil, Ron and Draco find themselves in the middle of an ongoing war, forced to scramble and strategize as only they can. Elsewhere/when, Albus Dumbledore falls from the Astronomy Tower, Severus Snape is at wit's end, and a desperate Draco Malfoy receives help from an unlikely source. In other words, TAKE THAT, CANON.

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

AU. 31 October 1981. Instead of going to Azkaban, Sirius goes on the run, determined to catch the traitorous Peter Pettigrew. UPDATED 8/14/15 SLASH WARNING.

After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.

Harry had one friend in primary school. Sherlock never got over his one and only crush. Very slow, soft romance.

Naruto is successfully kidnapped by Itachi during a moment of weakness. With a long journey ahead of them, they grow closer in more ways than a captive should with his captor. AUish Shounen ai

A woman arrives in Konoha with children she claims are Itachi's. Sasuke struggles with suspicion. Sakura struggles with Sasuke. As Hokage, Naruto must decide the future of the village. OCs! Developed. Over 1000 reviews! WHOOOO!

Harry wakes up in the custody of the Department of Mysteries, Office of Time Travel. Marauders' Era. Slash M/M .

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Blatant, shameless Naruto Self Insert. Written in narrative and with an effort to stay believable in a world of magic. And don't argue with me, chakra is magic; a rose by any other name and all that rot. So this is me, a victim of the Q dropped into Naruto just before the coronation of Namikaze Minato, oh god, how will I survive?

This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta

Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.

Haruno Sakura was used to Naruto's bizarre plans, but this one really topped it. In an attempt to change the future for the better, her best friend sends her back to the past to infiltrate their own home. The medic planned to do this as discreetly as possible, but she should have known that even with a new identity, it wouldn't be that easy. Timetravel

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Harry resents being told he's a magnet for trouble. He attempts to prove this wrong by taking a vacation in the middle of the Afghan desert.

At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.

A lonely university student is pulled out of his world and finds himself in the story he'd always dreamt of being in. Stuck in a 9 year old Dudley's body his existence changes everything and he finds that dreams can become nightmares. AU OC-pov

When Loki's world falls apart around him, he learns that sometimes you do get a second chance. Or, "Five Times Loki Didn't Save the World (and one time he did.)" Post-Thor, angst, trauma, violence. Tony/Loki. Complete.

"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash

Sometimes what pulls you in also pushes you away. TenNejIno

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

To no one's pleasure, Loki ends up stranded in SHIELD custody after the events of The Avengers. Wary of Loki's dangerous abilities, Nick Fury calls in the favor of an old friend to help him keep this new threat under control - but can even the formidable Professor X save Loki from himself? Angst, hurt/comfort, redemption; no pairing.

Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!

Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.

Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash

"The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform." -Ada Lovelace, An Account of the Analytical Engine, 1842. David lied when he said he wasn't familiar with the concept of "want." AU.

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]

Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*

Erik Lehnsherr is stuck re-living the same day over and over again - a day that just so happens to be the day he and Charles Xavier took a handful of mutants to Cuba to stop a war.

Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.

Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.

Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Second of Magic verse. Harry is the one in need of rescue now. Doctor J has sent Heero to get him and Luna has sent herself. With domestic eugenics and an arranged marriage hanging over his head Harry has little time to brood now. The war is escalating...

John has to relive the same day time and again. The title speaks for itself, really. A five-chaptered story. Eventually, a bit of slash at the end. [Complete]

Waking up almost a year back in time was not what either of them expected when they died, and being given a real second chance seems too good to hope for.

COMPLETE. For seven decades, he has worn the collar of faith and service. Wandering the earth alone, he's searched for redemption and for the soul he can never possess. Until now - when a young woman enters his world and shatters everything he ever believed. AU.

John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE

Set late season 2. Nathan finally finds employment only to find out his boss was affected by the storm, and his immortality can't save him. Warnings: Rape. Eventual Simon/Nathan.

Gender ambiguous vampire Edward meets human Carlisle, a former crystal meth addict. The beautiful "Dee" offers an alternative addiction and a new life. Dark. Sensual. Adult. Extremely OFF-CANON. Blood, Slash Sex & Drugs. Edward/Carlisle

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

Harry is a penniless writer who has moved to London in search of the greatest love story ever told, but instead discovers a band of playwrights who introduce him to the magical world of music, the infamous club Honeyduke's, and a dancer named Draco.

First of Magic verse. Department of Mysteries should be more careful about handing over artifacts with timeline-breaking capabilities. It's a new world, a new war, Harry and Luna are its entire magical population and now people are getting interested.

It's 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape's life on its head . . . Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

Kinda of a sequel to "In which Kelly and Nathan talk about baby names". Nathan tries to makes thing work with Kelly, but saving the world gets in the way. Kinda. Or maybe not. COMPLETED!

Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers

"He doesn't know her at all. How come he's all crazy 'bout her?". "It's Nathan. For him, two weeks are... Ages. Like dog years, yeah?". Kelly reacts to Nathan being with Marnie and the baby. SPOILERS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.

It starts with the usual experiment-gone-wrong in Potions, and suddenly Snape, Harry, and Draco are seeing - and hearing! - the world in an entirely different way.

Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.

abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals. HD slash

After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.

A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.

Plot Bunny Exchange:"One must picture a person’s face to kill them using the Death Note. Then, it could be presumed, that it was very fortunate or perhaps unfortunate that Yagami Raito was born blind." - Nilah Oneshot no longer!

Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.

Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

For the Twilight 25 - my take on When Harry Met Sally with the Twilight characters.

The greatest tragedy is perhaps not the loss of loved ones, but to have them stand before you and not know how much you love them. A KakaIru fic.

Naruto struggles to finish colleges, Sakura struggles to make this months rent, and Sasuke struggles to get away from his bad decisions. Their lives intersect, and maybe its suppose to be that way. Reincarnation fic

NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.

In the end, the sum of Hermione's inheritance from Remus Lupin consisted of three words, three words that would shape the rest of her life and shake the world as she knew it: "magic is dying."

Sometimes dangerous situations come from very unexpected quarters. Padfoot gets hurt and Remus panics. MWPP era, 1980. Sirius/Remus. STORY IS COMPLETE.

Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.

Look inside you, they said. Naruto looked – and got a lot more than he bargained for. Canon meets AU... and they change places! Sasuke/Naruto Please R&R!

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.

The year following Light Yagami's death, things begin to go wrong. Is it the house? Is it Near? Is it ever going to stop?

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Harry and Ron are forced to share a dormitory with Draco and Goyle. The Slytherins grow on them. Harry/Draco with hints of Ron/Hermione.

It's difficult for her. She's in love with two men for very different reasons that tug in all manner of directions.

The sequel to Rules. Elijah has a new year and a new mission, but this time Light won't be so cooperative. Let the battle of ideology begin. L vs. Light, nonslash.

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

A mistake at the hospital’s pharmacy causes trouble for many kunoichi in Konoha – and Hinata finds herself in a delicate condition. Written for Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. NaruHina. Minor pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno.

Any normal person would not stare dumbfounded at a woman as he simultaneously wondered if any dandruff was hidden underneath her jet-black hair. Mikami Teru/Misora Naomi.

Aziraphale brings back Black. Harry Potter crossover.

In which there are shopping trips, sarcasm, backhanded compliments, dark rooms, big guns, bubble baths, trauma of every sort, and detailed fantasies involving cake - lots of those. Let the buyer beware indeed. L/Light.

2 3 2. Duo's got an emergency and needs a friend. Duo POV.

2 3 2. Duo and Trowa visit Quatre's apartment for a jam session. Duo POV. Picks up a week after Appearances 4 - Reconnaissance Blues.

old 2 3 series of mine. Duo POV. Threepenny armchair psychology, Duo Style.

old 2 3 series of mine, Duo POV. Duo sees a different side to Trowa.

Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!

Gevanni and Matt collide head on, and discuss the nature of sidekicking and take a little bit of comfort in each other.

Crowley never meant to fall. He just hung around with the wrong people.

A year before the series, three young strangers cross paths in Yokohama at festival time. Narrow escapes, daring rescues, danger, adventure, pirate boy-samurai yaoi and even some yuri! We're gonna have real fun this time.

When an injury leaves Neji without his sight, the Hyuuga prodigy must decide for himself what fate he really bears. COMPLETE

HEAVILY REVISED! Raito tried not to grit his teeth in anger. If only L knew. This was no trivial matter, no source of potential amusement for anyone who would ever have the misfortune of discovering Yagami Raito's pitiful fall from grace.

To buy time for the Preventers to organize a strike against a deranged terrorist, Relena must participate in a mission. For one week, in a house wired with cameras, Relena must pretend she is married... to Heero Yuy.

This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.

Because it is apparently impossible for L and Raito-kun to do anything normally. Shameless crack with a completely messed-up timeline, if only because this is the only way I can imagine any sort of romance between our two super-genii.

Two years after the series, the gang runs into each other. Jin has a new profession, Mugen's reputation precedes him and Fuu tells it like it is. Even if she doesn't always know what it is herself. Complete.

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

Mrs. Yagami never thought that baking could lead her so far astray...[Mrs. YagamixL, please R&R.]

AU Raito x Near Shocking, I know. Near was always the youngest, and therefor, the least important. He had four genius older brothers after all, what was so special about him? But for the first time in his life, Near had something that was just his...

Arthur Dent and friends get high. Includes Ford/Arthur. Another response to Murderofonerose's request to see Arthur in an altered mental state.

He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.

This was to be my final hit. But let's be clear about this: there's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be? SasuNaru. AU.

He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.

Thou shall have no idols other than L, no matter how fresh or clean. Matt/Mello, crack!oneshot.

Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?

After poor Hinata gets harassed by Sakura to ask Naruto out, Hinata stumbles through the awkwardness of trying to ask out the boy - now man - that she has liked for years, with a few mishaps and plotting friends along the way. Naruto/Hinata

Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.

OneShot. Oh, Sasuke was in LOVE. SasuHina.

Hermione/Harry. By request. AU. The war had kept them locked in Grimmauld Place, just the three of them, bound up in a mess of supposed sibling barriers... Won "RUNNER UP" & "JUDGES' CHOICE" for best Het Hurt/Comfort at The New Library Awards 2008.

It would be understatement bordering on absurdity to call Near the strangest boss he's ever worked for. Gevanni and Near on the morning of 28 January 2010.

Chronicling the annual suicide attempts of one Draco A. Malfoy, failure.

Why, after more than two centuries alone, did Carlisle break down and turn a 17-year-old boy? He told Bella it was because Edward's mother had demanded it, but in all his years of life, surely she wasn't the first. Why did this boy get under his skin so?

Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.

A chance meeting, an armed robbery, strong attraction, clashing personalities, sex, greed, conspiracy. Five young men will need to stick together to overcome the grisly metropolis and their own vices. 1x2 and 3x4 as main, but also 13x6, 1x4, 3x2 and more.

There’s only so much you can do as friends. How do you know when to overstep that boundary? Yaoi, 1x5 Complete

Yaoi, SasuNejiSasu Tired of telling people how he and Sasuke ended up as working partners, Neji reminisces about how it truly began between them.

YAOI RaitoRyuzaki.Raito dies and becomes nothing. But the Shinigami need his soul,so they give him a second chance.They recreate his spirit and send him to a hellish trial where he must face his living nightmares.Intense romance comes late in fic

Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.

We all know Matsuda is a bit slow, even childish, perhaps. We love him all the more for it! But sometimes his playful innocence leads to embarrassing situations. NO PAIRINGS, only crack and cute Matsu fluff. x3

Twelve years after becoming a Genin, he finally became Hokage. However, an encounter with a strange jutsu happened and had Naruto and Sasuke go back in time, twelve years earlier. SasuNaru. [in progress...]

Mild language, violence. Quatre has to deal with bureaucracy, and he doesn't take that well. That's okay. His space heart and his gun helps him get through it. Slightly OOC for Quatre, but forgivable for the humor value.

NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.

Gevanni thought he'd become accustomed to Near's numerous requests...

Spoilers for entire manga. A power hungry Raito wants to take control of his new home, but nothing is held back because there is nothing to lose.

Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?

What does it mean to have a happy ending, everyone wants one. Life between Sasuke and Naruto seems to involve passionate shouting, peanut butter, chaste kisses and ramen. They say one man's hell is another man's heaven. SasuNaruSasu, lemon, oneshot.

L gets a second chance, but there are rules he must follow and a familiar intruder has appeared to test his resolve and his ingenuity. Ep. 25 spoilers. L versus Light. Not slash. Alternate Timeline. Post Yotsuba. Pre Mello&Near.

[NejiNaru] Neji more or less confesses, and Naruto does not take it well. Angst ensues.

Sasuke smirked bitterly to himself. The dobe hadn't been the one to bring him back after all.

[Yaoi, SasuNeji] A nekkid Neji and a goingtobenekkid Sasuke stumble onto each other in a bathhouse. Things get heated fast.

SasuNaru. Part I: Naruto gets turned into a girl, and gets stalked. Part II: Naruto gets knocked up. Mostly humor with a little angst to round things out.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

They don’t call him Master, for even though he wore his likeness, he was not him. A Kakashi centric oneshot.

After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with

Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.

Light KakashiYamato. Oneshot. It's typhoon season and, unfortunately for Tenzou, it will be one more day until he can go home. Hospital visits were never his thing.

A series of loosely connected oneshots set at Wammy's House, updated daily for the week before Christmas. Expect fluff and humor here! And Merry Christmas! MN, MM, LMN and whatever else I end up writing. Love you all!

[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]

In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic

NejiGaa AU Every office has him, the creepy guy who nobody talks to. Here is the encounter that Hyuuga Neji has, with one such guy. Rated for language

[Team Yondaime fic] Kakashi's bad fashion choices somehow lead to a tender moment between Obito and Rin.

Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.

[NaruHina] Sai, as is his custom, gives Hinata a nickname. Post 312, rated for Sai's mouth.

[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.

Picking up the pieces is easy. It's fitting them back together that's hard. Narusaku. [COMPLETE]

Three Christmasses in Kakashi's life, he's received presents. Once, he gives one. [Oneshot]

Natalie has a secret. Not everything is about the Gryffindors.

COMPLETE 080505 A bit of the Silent Hill series mixed in with Naruto. Trapped in an illusion whose rules are unknown, they struggle to find answers before darkness consumes them.

[CRACKFIC][NejiNaru] Naruto tries out a new flavour of ramen: ecstasy. Craziness ensues. Never forget your pants. Watch out for the Hyuugas. [Hinata can predict the future! Kind of.]

Not everyone can have a family. (Note: In the same continuity as "the Risk"Taking Care"21 Days" )

An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07

Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!

Some things that are just skin deep can mean much more. Future fic, in the same continuity as (but not directly related to) my other story "The Risk".

Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.

Set after the three year break. 1093 days with Jiraiya, and Naruto has changed but is it for the better? Perhaps he's simply disgraceful. . . NaruSasuSaku

The Marauder's Map speaks its mind.

Duo realises that Heero is beyond his reach, and in accepting that, loses something inside himself. But perhaps there is always hope. Also 1xR.

We know Hinata as that sweet shy girl, but what if she had a Big Bad alter ego buried deep within? This parody explores the possibilities! Featuring Stoner Itachi! Quite a bit of OOC!

When the Death Eaters attack Hogwarts, Snape and Tonks escape into the tunnels. After days have gone by and they have not found the way out, the tunnels take on a sureal quality. SnapexTonks. AU since HBP.

While drinking a cup of coffee, Quatre observes two of his friends.

yaoi Five years after Mariemaia, Heero meets up again with the only people he ever considered friends... but Duo and Trowa have disappeared into the underworld. When did the world go wrong?

In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.

Remus wishes to be anywhere else; he wishes to be home, wherever that is. Number 12 Grimmauld Place isn't it. It could be, if he were free to choose. But he is not.

Ino is growing up, and chooses to rebel in a very unexpected way. Inonaru.

Sirius and Remus's relationship isn't exactly platonic anymore, but they aren't in love. Are they? Slash RLSB with implied sex.