My name's Sam, and I love Harry Potter right now and I really would like it if you would read and comment on my story :D

Favorite Quotes:

Written with a pen,
sealed with a kiss.
If you're my friend please answer this-
are we friends or are we not?
You told me once but I forgot.
Tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say,
"I'm here for you,"
Of all the friends I've ever met,
you're the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven and wait for you.
I'll give the angels back their wings
And risk the loss of everything
Because their isn't one thing I wouldn't do
To have a friend just like you.

Charmed

Phoebe: Hello, Privacy!
Prue: Hello, Axe Murder!

Piper: I’m being stalked by a psycho killer and I hide in the shower.

Piper: I just don’t get it. Why would a demon be interested in people’s dreams they’re just harmful erotic fun.
Leo: Erotic?
Piper: Exotic, I said exotic.

Phoebe: This costume happens to be a protest statement.
Prue: I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.

Paige: By the way I am not wearing a veil.
Henry: How can you get married without wearing a veil?
Paige: Well if you want one so much why don’t you wear it?

Piper: I wrapped my car around the pole and I think that stupid monkey stole my eyesight.
Pheobe(to Paige): What did she say?
Piper: What did who say? The monkey didn't say anything. And where is Paige?
Paige clapping
Piper(to Pheobe): Why are you clapping this isn't funny.

Piper:Well what do you want me to say Darryl? That my sister and her fiance have been taken over by some supernatural phenmenon. That my other sister and husband are in 1984 and not in the fashion sense! So the only one left to help me is you!
Darryl: Thanks

Darryl: Do you people have any normal weddings in your family?

Piper: Darryl did you forget that you bailed Cole out of jail last night?
Darryl: So?
Piper: Well, I was just wondering what you were going to tell your captin when he sees Cole on the survallence tape?
Darryl: What are you waiting for girl? Go get the damn tape.

Darryl: Piper?
Piper: Uh huh
Darryl: You froze the crime scene
Piper: Uh huh
Darryl: You can't do that
Piper: Well I did

Prue (thinking): Great we're surrounded by warlocks.
Piper (thinking): Whatever next time use your own damn lipstick.
Prue (thinking): I heard that.
Piper (thinking): I love you.
Prue (thinking): Bite me

Prue: Ok, he's gonna stay frozen right?
Piper: If he knows what's good for him he'll stay frozen.

Leo: I've talked with the elders. They don't know of a demon powerful enough to manipulate Cole.
Paige: Oh the Elders don't know anything, what a shock.

Inspector Rodriguez: Prue is a witch.
Andy: Oh a witch. You wait here I'll go warn the Wizard of Oz.

Paige: They are similar criminals bad, demons bad
Henry: Is it snack time yet Ms Matthews

Phoebe: I think I did something really bad. I slept with my boss.
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No Elise. Yes of course Jason!

Roswell

Kyle: Buddha forgive me but I am gonna kick your ass!

Kyle: Hey I’ve been real nice about following your orders Senior Presidente, but if I can do something to help bring some people back or insure that Liz, Maria and I live to see another day I’m gonna do it.

Kyle: My dad neglected to stock the fridge so I had to get…
Isabel: Hohos of course
Kyle: Ho, Ho

Maria: Hey girlfriend. I know we bonded over the summer, but I don’t think your ready to see the bod just yet.

Tess: Calvin Klein. I approve.

Jesse: Were you guys just talking about me?
Isabel: Oh that's a little paraniod don't you think? The whole world doesn't revolve around you.
Max: No, it revolves around Michael.
Michael: Oh yeah. That's a fact.

(I Married An Alien) Kyle: Do you know what this is?
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: A carborator.
(I Married An Alien) Kyle: No, it's a carbora.. How'd you know that?
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: I'm a mordern woman.

(I Married An Alien) Kyle: Scheme, Scheme. What scheme? This is a gift to man kind.
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: Well, if it's a gift then I suppose you won't be charging money for it?
(I Married An Alien) Kyle: I never said it was a free gift.

Kyle: So he wants to take you to dinner. Where's the problem?
Isabel: The problem is a birthday dinner is sentimental.
Maria: And sentimental leads to a good night kiss.
Isabel: And a good night kiss leads to sex.
Kyle: I should write that down.

(I Married An Alien) Isabel: A reporter ay?
(I Married An Alien) Maria: We should be...
(I Married An Alien) Kyle: Leaving. What a great idea. Bye Isabel!

Max: I am serious you are going to rot what's left of your brain with this.

(I Married An Alien) Max: I won't stand here and be lectured by the descendant of an ape.

(I Married An Alien) Jesse: He doesn't know anything. Unless he's seen you flying around the neighborhood in the saucer again.
(I Married An Alien) Max: You go for one joy ride and they never let you forget it.

(I Married An Alien) Max: Speaking of the saucer. Michael burned out the cloaking device so I had to park it in your basement again.
(I Married An Alien) Jesse: In the basement?
(I Married An Alien) Max: Am I speaking too fast for your human brain to follow?
(I Married An Alien) Jesse: How did you get it in there?
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: He used the time space slip stream, dear.
(I Married An Alien) Max: Duh!

Isabel: You Idiot!

Michael: How was I supposed to know he was watching?
Isabel: Here's a thought, you shouldn't be using your powers to improve your golf game.
Michael: I'm sorry. I didn't think anyone was around.
Isabel: Well there's the problem you didn't think.
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: Well now you've really done it. Eric wants to interview you for his article what are you going to do?
(I Married An Alien) Michael: What if I fussed his vocal chords together, then he couldn't tell anyone anything.
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: He's a writer, he'll just write it down.
(I Married An Alien) Michael: I could fuse his fingers together too.
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: That's not going to work.
Isabel: We need a real plan.
Michael: I'll talk to him ok?
(I Married An Alien) Michael: I'll think of something.
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: Why doesn't that fill me with confidence?
Isabel: I can't believe this is happening.
Michael: Will you relax I'm on it.
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: On what?
(I Married An Alien) Michael: What?
Isabel: Are you talking to me?
Michael: Who else would I be talking to?
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: So your on it?
(I Married An Alien) Michael: On what?
Michael: Are you ok?
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: What?
Isabel: What?
(I Married An Alien) Michael: What?
(I Married An Alien) Isabel and (Regular) Michael: What!
Isabel: I'm getting confused can we just all take a minute? Ok Michael what are you going to tell Eric?
Michael: I'll think of something.
Isabel: I don't know what worries me more, when you don't think or when you do.
Michael: Funny you should be on a sitcom.
(I Married An Alien) Michael: Hey! I was going to say that!
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: Don't talk to them!
Isabel: Let's just all hang up.

(I Married An Alien) Michael: Hey it's not my fault. Except for the part that is.

(I Married An Alien) Max: Now we're going to have to find another planet to live on.
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: But I like this planet!
(I Married An Alien) Michael: Me too. Where else can you find the Whopper and the Big Mac?
(I Married An Alien) Max and (I Married An Alien) Isabel: SHUT UP!

(I Married An Alien) Max: Isabel. It's bad enough you married one of these walking primates but try to remember that you came from a suprior race of beings. A race that has conquered the mystery of space travel, a race that stands head and shoulders above them.
(I Married An Alien) Michael: I found what was wrong with the space ship. My yo-yo was stuck in the space drive.
(I Married An Alien) Max: Well some of us stand a little taller than others.

(I Married An Alien) Max: I'm just having lunch with my sister. Say hi sister.
(I Married An Alien) Isabel: Hi, sister.

Max: I don't want her dad to think I have nothing better to do than wait for her to get off her shift.
Isabel: Must I make the obvious comment?
Max: Please, don't.

Maria: Where were you?
Michael: Where was I supposed to be?
Maria: we were supposed to have lunch at school today.
Michael: Today's Saturday
Maria: No today's Friday. Where are you?
Michael: I'm here but where's Saturday?

Tess: We'll finish trimming my lamp later
Kyle: Uh huh. I'll keep my equipment on the ready.

Isabel: Did you forget something?
Jesse: Yeah my balls.
Michael and Max laugh.

Maria: You were gonna be a great scientist, I was gonna be your wacky friend! I can't be the wacky friend to someone who's wackier than me!

Liz: Maria! And even if it weren't I'm going out with Kyle. He's steady and loyal and he appreciates me.
Maria: Sounds like you’re describing a poodle.

Isabel: I'm telling you the way to deal with DeLuca is to make her sweat, keep her on her toes. Make her afraid of my shadow, her shadow, your shadow, Michael's shadow, right Michael?

Michael: Gandhi feeling frustrated?

Isabel: The perfect Liz Parker lying to her mother?
Liz: Well at least she knows what species I am.

Isabel: We all like things extremely sweet mixed with extremely spicy. It's a little dietary quirk.
Maria: I'll keep that in mind.
Michael: You do that.
Isabel: Are you two flirting? God could my life get any worse?

Max: You broke up? You broke up and you didn't tell me?
Michael: I don't know if we did or we didn't. It's kind of confusing.
Liz: Cherry cola on the house.
Maria: Yours is 1.25.
Michael: Guess it's not so confusing any more.

Michael: Adults are the enemy, remember that Max.
Max: Michael, you say everyone’s the enemy.
Michael: They are.

DJ: I knew we'd get here. As Doug has made his way into the bed room with... Another man?

DJ: Well this is the strangest Blind date I have ever been on as I enter with Liz Parker, her dream date Doug Shellow and not one but two of her ex-boyfriends. Lyle...
Kyle: It's Kyle.
DJ: and Max

Isabel: I think it's about time you either put up or shut up Michael!
Michael: Very poetic Isabel.

Maria: If you want me you have to earn me. That's how a relationship works.
Michael: No, Maria that's how boy scouts Merit Badges work.

Michael: I'm not completely emotionally retarded.

Maria: Oh please! Don't your lips ever get chapped from all the ass kissing?

Alex: i just did a strip tease in front of her mother!
Maria: Alex, one nipple doesn't constitute a strip tease.
Alex: She saw my nipple! Oh God!

Liz: I'm so confused.
Alex: I'm so depressed.
Maria: Wimps!

Maria: So how does electricity work?
Kyle: why are you looking at me we had the same remedial science class for three years.

Maria: Ok we've got ginko, bee pollen, echinacea, C,D,E, calcium, St. johns wort, and pamprin...What! I was dating Michael Guerin.

Nicholas: Max. It’s nice to see your Genicidal girlfriend again. Killed anyone today?
Tess: Days not over.
Nicholas: What a charmer.

Nicholas: Rath love the hair hope you win.

Liz: That's weird
Michael: What's weird?
Liz: Maria just hung up on me.
Michael: Happens to me all the time.

Kyle: (Talking to the Buddha statue) Thank you. Now that my immortal soul has been cleansed on to more terrestrial concerns. It's been a dry couple years. Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight.
Hears a knocking on the door
Kyle: Well, thank you. But if that's a Jehovah's Witness, I'm coming back here.

Isabel: Kyle if you tell anyone I'll be forced to use my formidable alien powers on you.
Kyle: Cool, cool, my days never truly complete until my life's been threatened by an alien.

Maria: Are you guys saving the world from alien invasion?
Michael: Will that keep you from kicking my ass?

Grey's Anatomy

George: McDreamy was doing the McNasty with McHottie? That McBastard

Derek: The chief of surgery doesn't scare me. Dr. Bailey scares me.

Derek: How goes our Special Super Secret Silent Sunset Surgery? I've been practicing that.

Gossip Girl

Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

Blair: You nauseate me.
Chuck: All this talk about how you have to be with Nate or the world will end. Face it, it's over.
Blair: You sound like a jealous boyfriend.
Chuck: Yeah, right. You wish.
Blair: No. You wish.
Chuck: Please. You forget who you're talking to...
Blair: So do you. Do you like me?
Chuck: Define like.
Blair: Oh. You have got to be kidding. I do not believe this.
Chuck: How do you think I feel? I haven't slept. I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair: Butterflies? Oh, no, no, no, no. This is not happening.
Chuck: Believe me, no one is more surprised, or ashamed than I am.
Blair: Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire. But, these butterflies? Got to be murdered.
Chuck: Fine... it wasn't that great, anyway.
Blair: Thanks

The O.C.

Marissa: I forgot I had this dress.
Ryan: Happens to me all the time.

Seth: This actually good. You know I'm gonna get time to do all the studd I haven't since you moved here. Like I'm start my novel.
Ryan: I'll be back by six.
Seth: I know. It's nine now. I'm gonna have nine hours of me time. Me Ryan. I'm gonna do stuff like learn Chinese. Study my lalmud. You know what I'm saying? Sink my teeth into it.

Seth: Uh dad? What are you doing?
Sandy: I'm waiting for them to disperse. I left my briefcase in there and I need to get to work.
Ryan: Go get it.
Sandy: And talk to those women. I can't.

Danny: I never understood water polo.
Seth: Nor do I it's just a bunch of dudes who enjoy wearing speedos.

Seth: Yeah exactly. It'll be on my turf. Actually I don't really have turf but if I did this would be it.

Seth: I don think from now on though we have to stick together, because united we're unstoppable, but apart it's like
Ryan: People get shot
Seth: That's what I'm saying

Seth: The plan is undeniable
Ryan: I'm denying it.
Seth: We have my mom's range rover. We have a perfect alibi as I go to this comic book convention every year and we have my entire life of never doing anything wrong which completely lulls my parents into a false sense of trust.
Ryan: And you want to throw that all away for Summer in a we t-shirt doing body shots?
Seth: I'm sorry I thought thatwas a rhetorical question. Yes, Ryan, yes.

Seth: Chilvary is dead, Sugar

Summer: What are you doing?
Seth: Almost watching tv. This is either Spongebob Squarepants or JAG.

Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to hear sound.
Seth: Sometimes I do.

Marissa: You like Seth Cohen
Summer: Ew no.
Marissa (singing): You like him. You like him.

Summer: Oh god, I like Seth Cohen
Seth: You what now?
Summer: Nothing, I wasn't talking to you
Seth: Ok
Summer: You do realize if you tell anyone what you heard tonight I will have to kill you

Sandy: I'm here
Kirsten: We're leaving
Sandy: But...I wore a jacket.

Seth: You know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is often, I dream about deliciousness that is so delicous all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table.
Ryan: Now that's weird.

Sandy: Look honey me and the boys made a pact not to let you near that food
Kirsten: What? When?
Sandy: When you were in the bathroom.

Seth: Mom can you take a step back you're seriously close to the corn.

Seth(to Captain Oats): If he touches you any place weird, neigh as loud as you can.

Seth(To the Summer Breeze): Ohh ... I've missed you. It's been too long.
Ryan: You're talking to a boat, Seth.
Seth: Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse, too, but that never worries anyone.

Seth: Dude, what do we do? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I want to marry the hotel and have little alcoholic, gambling-addicted kids with it. Is that wrong?

Sandy: Whose card did you put this on?
Seth: Please. The old man's.
Sandy: I love you, Son.
Seth: I love you too, Dad. Only not as much as I love the Vegas.

One Tree Hill

Haley: She doesn't want to go. She doesn't want to see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear this story again. Let's go.

Luke: I look like an idiot
Haley: Dude, I saw you in your headgear
Luke: Don't call me dude. And I thought we promised not to talk about that in public?

Nathan (Monotone): I'm happy mom, dad loves me.

Brooke: (pointing to Haley) So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right...
(Nathan walks over to Haley and nods)
Brooke: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Peyton: See what?
Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "Hey, let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I have no idea who the hell you like any more so this has been turned into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!

Guy: Buy you a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.

Tim: (on video for time capsule) Lets see what else... um... Oh yeah, there's this new girl Anna who's into me, but I'm all...”Girl, be patient, you know? The Tim'll get to you eventually."
Anna: (coming into the room) What did he just say?
Mouth: OK, I think I got it.
Anna: Did that creepy Tim guy say I was into him?
Mouth: Um, sorta.
Anna: Ok, first of all, gross.

Brooke: I can't breathe!
Haley: What?
Brooke: There's no room with Chris's ego!