I like being stupid. It makes me feel smart.

Aloha. I'm Markii, a 16-year-old junior. I'm very odd. I tend to break a lot of stereotypes.

I'm blonde. Polish. I'm a cheerleader. I want to be a chemistry teacher.

I LOVE ONE PIECE. Naturally, those are my favorite kind of fics to read. My favorite pairings are ZoSan, ZoLu, SmoAce, & a few others.

I think that Franky is the sexiest of the Strawhats. There's just something about cyborg carpenters that run on cola that make me giddy.

I struggle with people 'cause I don't really belong anywhere. The fellow cheerleaders consider me too geeky, the fellow geeks consider me too party-personlike. So I chill with my friends 'cause they really don't give a fuck as long as people are fun.

I don't mind getting my hands dirty. But I like being able to clean 'em eventually.

I am really Cleverbot. All your base are belong to me.

I love school. School is my first priority, so now that its started, fanfic updates might take a little while longer.

"Everyone smiles in the same language."

My birthday is on National Vegetarian Day. It makes me feel special 'cause I'm a very strict lacto-vegetarian.

I like writing, but I just started. Don't judge me, homedog.

I LOVE JAMES ROLLINS. Best author ever.

I'm on Gaia. I do fanfiction requests & commissions. You can pay me if you would like me to write something. I like other One Piece ficfans. My username is Marshmallow Crescendo.

Hakuna Matata, homesicles. Hakuna Matata.

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