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Name: Amna I. Location: Canada.

That's pretty much all you need to know.

Goodtimes.

Me: Can we call him Alfred? Mitch: It's a girl. Me: Didn't you hear me? I said we can call it...Alfreda! -My friends and I at Chapters when Pablo from The Backyardigans was there.

A sandwich just isnt a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip - Me at christmas when I got a jar of Miracle Whip.

To Adreyun: I am a poofa, do you like cheese? Let's do the cheese dance! - Rae and I pretending to be Mitch over msn.

Let me do it! I'm in my dark place! - Rachelle and I watching Stuart on MADTV

Rae: She took my Twizzlers! She came into my room and pigged out on my Twizzlers! And I only had two pieces! Me: MAKE HER VOMITE THEM UP!! IF YOU CANT HAVE THEM, NO ONE CAN! - Rae and I mourning over the death of her Twizzlers.

Elmers Galactic Glue Coolest Glue in the Galaxy - Me and Rae drooling over glue I bought at the dollar store

Me: I'm going to bang your computer one day! Rae: LOL! Me: NO! Not like that! Rae: Oh yeah, my computer has sex appeal! - Rae and I discussing her computer's sexiness! - Mon, April 9,07

Me: Hmm...maybe I should bring that broom when I bang your computer Rae: And what - may I ask- will you use it for? Me: Use your imagination Rae: NAUGHTY MIND!! Me: Why, whatever were you thinking about? I was going to sweep your basement - LMFAO Rae and I discussing her DP and my plans to bang her computer

Rae: What's his full name? Me: I dont know, I'll google it. GOOGLE POWER! Rae: GOOGLE PO-WAH! Me: Edward Anthony Mason Cullen. HA! Another problem solved by google, until next time kids - google power song and credits - Rae and I at like 11:16 pm (school night) talking about fanfics!

I'm goin to the cupboard - Don't go to the cupboard - Why, what's in the cupboard? - Who said anything about the cupboard - You're standing right in front of the cupboard - Oh, is this the cupboard? - Girl You know that's the cupboard - Excerpt from Madtv's Trapped in the cupboard -- Watch it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7putw2A4FiI

Me: black+afro+hawt+smaxcii...not smexcii, SMACXII - My friend Rae and I looking at a picture of Corbin Bleu and realizing that with her hair resembles his o_O

SaveTheWorldKillRachelle - LOL Rae

"RUN BITCH, RUN!" - Rae and I laughing about picturing us taking Mitch's umbrella and saying that while she would stand there; mouth wide open and saying "Gee thanks" LMFAO!! HOLY SHIT RAE I COULDNT BREATHE!!

Me : It's like I was raped. but... I wasn't raped, you know? - Me and Rae discussing Mitch's Mind Raping Abilities - It needs capitals.

Me: OMFG!!! That dude with the purple car has a matching purple jacket!! It's a CONSPIRACY!!!! - Me, Rae, Mitch & of course the gorgeous Nick standing in line for the Paramore Concert when they came to Toronto. Best freaking band ever

Rae: I'M HAVING AMNA WITHDRAWAL!!!!!! - Lmfao! Rae and Me on MSN

Me: I will NEVER watch Pochahontas 2!! EVVER!! That @$ leaves John!! I will NEVER WATCH IT - Me, Rae, Mitch and Aidan.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. - Like totally man. You guys know who you are.

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Courting My Wife by ljlewis2 reviews
Sequel to I'll Be Better When I'm Older... Draco has returned from the future with a BIG secret and an even BIGGER problem. He's in love with Hermione. How do you get someone who won't speak to you to fall in love with you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,940 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Consequentially Yours by Nyruserra reviews
The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,246 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
9, 3, 1 by atruwriter reviews
The nine Weasleys that love Hermione, the three that wanted more, and the one that vowed forever. [Sequel to 'Just In Case']
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/27/2007 - [Hermione G., Charlie W.] - Complete
Persistence Pays Off by atruwriter reviews
Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 171 - Published: 7/15/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Secret Life by atruwriter reviews
When Hermione goes missing, Harry and Ron are called upon to find her. Estranged from her, they soon uncover a family they didn't know she had, friendships they hadn't known were conceived, and in the middle, is a very distraught husband: Draco Malfoy. [ABANDONED]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hell of Heaven by Dream Writer 4 Life reviews
Mr. Darcy makes a Hell out of what should be his Heaven. A Dream Writer Experience.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Myths of an Irish Otter by Nyruserra reviews
The fact that the tattoo was of an otter had nothing to do with anything Seamus was willing to admit to. SF.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2007 - [Seamus F., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hygienic by Roses on Thursdays reviews
Merlin, Granger, I didn't taste that bad, came a spat from the conjoined bedroom. Hermione popped her head around the corner, pulling the purple, plastic toothbrush from her mouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Quidditch by Erythros reviews
In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Catching Fireflies by Nyruserra reviews
She supposed that she had never really thought about it much before that day – the day she saw him again, standing in the rain outside her door dripping and gorgeous, like a vision out of a hazy past. OWHG Oneshot, Not necessarily HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2005 - [Oliver W., Hermione G.] - Complete
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