Name: That's for me to know and you to find out^_^

Age: Ditto _

I like Pokemon, Digimon, Percy Jackson, The legend of Zelda and stuff like that and I hate Twilight. No apology to any fans of Twilight.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you'reGREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

Throw Edward overboard

and hear the FanGirls scream!!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Really, but I'm to busy at any other time).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Don't you need to purchase it then?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (No, I thought it was supposed to be used like a yo-yo!!)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Because we can totally eat frozen food.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oops! I turned it upside down!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (But of course it won't explode.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Why not? Because.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Isn't it already against the law? Do you REALLY need to put that on the children's cough medicine?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh, so it doesn't make EVERYONE drowzy? Rip-off!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Darn! I can't use them in outer space!!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Wait, what other use?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I thought it contained chocolate. What a waste.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Don't you balance them on your nose?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Okay, I get this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (What if there's no stop button?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD