Crazy Jersey Girlhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. Crazy girl from Jersey just about explains it all... favorite books: Twilight series, Wheel of Time series, Coldfire trilogy, Earth's children series interested in: fencing, herbology, anime "A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat," ~Rand al'Thor die hard BellaxEdward fan RIP Robert Jordan, you will never be forgotten Voy a anunciar mis cuentos en español, tambien. Anunciaré tan pronto como los traduzca. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901 If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! If you can’t appreciate the divine hotness of Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! |
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A Missed Year by silver drip reviews
AU: How can one year change the world of Twilight? Bella moves to Forks in her Senior year instead of Junior year. How will this change her personality and what happens when she meets another Cullen before Edward? EdwardxBella and BellaxCarlisle Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Carlisle, Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Eyes by K-lin J reviews
A very different Bella rules the vampire world. She is emotionless and does as she wishes, she is the rule enforcer. Many years have passed since Edward left her injured in the woods alone, and some wounds can never be healed. Can they?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,626 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Bella - Complete
Burn The Woods To The Ground by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Triquel to Dont Go In The Woods Alone and It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely Isabella Swan is officially a member of the Volturi. But when those she fought for are in danger, will she risk everything to save them? Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,626 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday by germanengineering reviews
A simple one-shot between Edward and Bella. They are both human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Making War by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. When desires are suppressed, they can emerge in unexpected fashion.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
For Her by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Edward thinks too much. Bella overreacts. And Carlisle helps them accomplish something. Rating for threesome sexual content and slash. EdwardBellaCarlisle. EdwardCarlisle. Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Dirty Dancing by iluvcarlisle reviews
This is Carlisle and Esme.... They go dancing. ENJOY! This is for anybody who liked Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
La Cosa Nostra by Hersheys Rocks reviews
Au. 'Why don't you fear me' Fear? What did it matter? She was going to die anyway, like all the other hostages of La Cosa Nostra...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
I need You, Edward by White Angel Fox reviews
Bella is still devastated about Edward and Jacob wants to help her. But he starts to fall for her. One night Bella received an email, from an unknown messenger. Who was it and what do they want? Rated M for Lemons.I have no sexual history so sorry!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Homework by threepikachar reviews
Bella is a nursing student and makes a diagnosis about Edward. This is chocked full of stereotypes, exaggerations, sexual references, and language. Is CRACKFIC a warning? It should be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Under the Sea by gottaluvtwilight reviews
What happens if Bella is a mermaid? What if she gets bitten by a vampire?...then she's a vampire mermaid thing...BxE NOW COMPLETE! My first REAL fanfic so please review nicely!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Amnesia by brwneyedgrl reviews
Bella goes shopping for her wedding dress when she is turned by a strange vampire. She forgets everything about her past, but one day 15 years latter she runs into the Cullens. Will she remember and will her new boyfriend let her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,822 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Sequel to Dont Go Into The Woods Alone] Isabella Swan wished for an eternal life as a vampire...but be careful what you wish for. It may come true. Rated T for safety. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,651 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
A Thousand Miles by reader71 reviews
SEQUEL TO THE NEW BELLA. Something is wrong with Bella. She feels human. Then Carlisle tells her something amazing. Could it really be true? But then again is it really her biggest problem? Rated T for saftey. Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,088 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Twists of Fate, They Bring Us Closer by x white x rabbit x reviews
Edward won't change Bella, Bella wants to be changed. Edward never let's her alone with Alice anymore, so what happens when fate thrusts Bella into the world she longs to be in? LAST CHAPTER IS HERE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,845 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
She who Commands in Public by PirateMistress123 reviews
Takes place in WH. Nynaeve is at first furious when Lan decides to keep her in their rooms late one morning, but he had ways of making her forget to be furious. LANNYNAEVE. ONESHOT. R&R.
Wheel of Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Don't Go Into The Woods Alone by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Isabella Swan made one major promise to Edward Cullen. Don’t go into the woods alone. But what if Bella broke that promise? Rated T to be safe. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
The New Bella by reader71 reviews
Bella kissing a vampire. Not an odd picture. To bad that vampire isn't Edward. Bella's been chaged. It's been ten years. Edward is back and Bella is pissed. My first fanfic so be nice! Rated T for my implying things. Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,152 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Nynaeve's Nameday by EbonyBeach reviews
Chapter 6 at last! I've been away too long, now I'M BACK! How Nyn and Lan celebrate her Nameday, then continuing into their lives living in the White Tower etc. plz R&R!
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,703 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003
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We'll Try reviews
Bella's first experiences as a vampire, mostly fluff, lemon in first, fourth, and eighth chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,478 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007
Crashed Wedding reviews
Bella and Edward stood at the altar, Bella looking into Edward's despairing eyes, questioning him. All turned to the front of the church at the sound of opening doors after the ceremony had begun... oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Dreams reviews
Edward hadn’t come back. But when Bella sees him again... he’s a hairdresser? Crazy dreams that I've had about the Cullens. Only two so far, sadly enough.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2007