Hey I'm Zoe from New Zealand (an aspiring author) I'm hoping I can share a few of my works online here and gain some fans! Yeah you guys rock! Well thats all good then isn't it? I hope so. Now to tell you about me! I have another account which has non-yaoi So this one here is for all my yaoi loving fans who enjoy watching Naruto guys together! I might do normal love FanFictions too but I focus mainly on the Akatauki, Sasori and Deidara. SASODEI FOREVER!

Favorite manga: Bleach,Naruto, any vampire one-shots and shoot loads more!

Favorite food: Chocolate!! Japanese Candy! Anything sour!

Favorite pastime: Reading manga, drawing manga. Mangaka. Poem and short story writing. Working on my novel.

Most favorite thing to see: Fanmail! that would be awesome!

Favorite book: Warriors series, Hunger Games, Inkheart.

Favourite author: Jk Rowling

ALMOST FORGOT!: HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm have a facebook page called' "Z.C.A" SO if you want early updates on my stories go there! And like it!

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

The men in white coats are not your friends.

Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

1.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

2.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

3.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

1.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

2.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

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You know you're obessed with Naruto when you..

Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation

Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

Tell your friends about your dream to become -insert name of county here- kage!

Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends' names.

Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

Start to call your teachers Sensei.

Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sasuke.

Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

You eat Ramen all day every day.

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.

You cover half of your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.

You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu

You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.

You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.

You try to make pairings between characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class.

...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.

You use pick-up lines like "Wanna see my new jutsu?" or "Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?"

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making hand signs.

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay

You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal

You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left

You think Byakugan looks a little painfull

You even write in Adult Fanfiction

You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head

You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all

Your new favorite color is orange

You've considered medical school and dyed your hair pink

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto

...And also try to add to this list as well

Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

Start to call your teachers Sennin.

Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.

You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha clan.

You always wear green, skintight clothes.

When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"

You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

You faint when someone touches your forehead.

You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

You try to kill your brother every day.

Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

You always carry a large fan behind you.

You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

You name your pig Ton-ton.

You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.

When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

You have a frog wallet.

Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth

When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you

Have read this entire thing to see if your obsessed, XD.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

Funny Random Quotes:

There's only so long I can do what other people want before I lash out and castrate someone.

Sex is like a Bridge game; if you don’t have a good partner, you need a good hand.

I don't listen to that part of my brain. I've tied up that little voice with chains and a gag. The other voices are getting the branding iron, blowtorch and whips ready for a 'session'.

I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I've gotta be me -- everyone else was already taken.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

I am not insane, I am artistic!!

You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese.

I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died.

Favorite quote:Pop goes the weasel.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and

laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is

when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when

your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random

thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar

with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them

off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you

memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in

Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi

Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up

the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of

love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto

characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part

you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the

morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and

start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at

night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto.

Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction

before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom

playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with

naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal

school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front

of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about ItaSasu

before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different.

Crazy is realising you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is having

a dream where you almost get killed twice and its still super funny! Crazy is

when you perform different 'positions' in front of a crowd, showing which way is

better, and laugh when they look at you, confused and blushing. Crazy is when

you tell your friend a yaoi joke and end up laughing like a lunatic when they

ask you what is yaoi.

Crazy is when you never say why you keep trying to bite your thumb but try anyway even though it is really hard!

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy

you've done to the list!

I hope you got to know a bit more about me now. Cheers everyone! :D

NARUYaoiZ