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I'm the produce ninja! I really couldn't think of a better name at the time, so this is what I chose. I suppose I should do an introduction or something...

I'm a teenager that happens to be female and I'm not telling where I am. You'll never know where I am... I'm just stealthy like that. My hobbies include: video games, manga, drawing, reading GOOD fanfictions, Tae Kwon Do sleeping (that's a big one), and listening to music. I'll just start down the list with stuff I like and don't like in each genre. Before I describe the pairings I like, I want to make something clear. I HATE mushy romance. Even if it's a pairing that I don't like, if they go into even a hint of the "I'm in heat" speech, I'm leaving. I don't care what the pairing is, I'm out.

Video Games:

I prefer RPGs and action platform games above all else. My favorite series of RPGs and action platform games are:

Legend of Zelda: This is one of the most legendary game series of all time. My obsession with it is also legendary. I once made a Legend of Zelda tribute on a three flap presentation board. I still have that... ANYway, these are my opinions on the various pairings for fanfics(everyone is entitled to their own opinion, this is just mine):

Zelda/Link: I think it really depends on the game in question. Sometimes it would work, but at other times, not so much.

Malon/Link: I just think that would work. They are both down to earth people and I think their personalities could mesh.

Saria/Link: They're better off as just being friends. It might've worked if she actually grew up, but given the circumstances, it's just better to leave it as best friends.

Ruto/Link: NO

Tetra/Link: That has some possibilities. I approve of her because she actually helped instead of shrieking every single time Link got hit. She also is really stubborn and harsh, but deep down, she's a nice person.

Midna/Link: This pairings decent in my opinion.

Illia/Link: I think that's the pairing that Nintendo was steering towards in Twilight Princess. That pairing would most likely work.

On to Tales!

Tales of Symphonia: That is a great RPG. The characters are well developed and the storyline moves very rapidly, if you get past the boring plot development. It truly starts when the party gets to the Tower of Salvation. There, the party learns that the angels are bad and are trying to resurrect someone who has been dead for over 4000 years. Can you say 'creepy'? Pairings:

Lloyd/Colette: I like this pairing because I think it would work. It really emphasizes on this pairing a lot in the game, and I like it how they are both completely clueless.

Sheena/Lloyd: I like this pairing too. Sheena deserves something nice, and what's better than an idealistic idiot, who happens to be totally oblivious over the fact that she likes him.

Sheena/Zelos: This pairing amuses me. Zelos really needs someone to beat on him when he's being a total pervert and Sheena's just the perfect candidate.

Zelos/Lloyd: I don't hate this pairing, but it's not my favorite either.

Raine/Kratos:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I just don't like it.

Presea/Genis: I like this pairing because Genis goes from being a over intelligent smartass to a babbling idiot whenever Presea enters the room. It's rather amusing.

Presea/Regal: There's too much of a physical age difference between them.

Genis/Mithos: I feel the same way about this pairing as I do the Zelos/Lloyd pairing. I don't hate it, but not my favorite.

As for the rest of the pairings that they have in the game, I support them ALOT!

Okay, I'll just say my turnoffs and turnons of fanfictions right here:

Turnons: Good fighting is a must, descriptive dialogue is important, I like storylines that actually are entertaining. PUCTUATION, spelling is also a big role, I love developed characters that actually have thoughts and personal issues

Turnoffs: Mary Sues, perfect heroes or heroines, Mushy romance,(die..)or any type of "save me, I'm locked in a tower" crap. That's just degrading to even glance at. I despise it when people keep fluctuating from present to past tense throughout a story. Unless they do it intentionally to make a point, it's really a pet peeve of mine. The authors should stay in past tense because it just sounds better when being read.

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A Dursley Witch at Hogwarts by Who Me-3 reviews
My continuation of the story A Dursley Witch. Now, we are entering Jane's first year of Hogwarts. I don't know if it will be as actioned packed as her cousin Harry's, but it won't be boring to her anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,865 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Dudley D.
Tainted Disposition by LateNiteSlacker reviews
Kratos battles fate in his struggle to save the worlds. Can he change his destiny? Kratos's POV. Warning! Major Kratos spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,639 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Kratos A.
The Hard Road to Peace by wonder-chef reviews
A sequel to The Best of Friends. SPOILERS. This is a story of the Kharlan war. It tells the tale of the hero Mithos and his three companions. It may be slightly more centralized on Kratos and Yuan. Yuartel. chap 18 up
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,061 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Kratos A., Yuan
Harry Potter and the Angels of Cruxis by Blackfiend reviews
It's Harry's fifth year but to protect the school Dumbledore has hired the Symphonia team! R&R Chapter 10 is up. GenisxPresea
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/9/2006
Al Potter and the Plague of Frogs by Messej reviews
Al's first year at Hogwarts is full of amphibians, reptiles and riddles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,058 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
The HarryPotterDude and the RedGlowingStoneThingy by powtronome reviews
A surfer dude (who has no idea what he's talking about)'s version of the first Harry Potter book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005
Snape Take 2 by Tyrmer reviews
Snape gets a second chance at life to go through and make better choices. K because I felt like it. Oh and SPOILERS for anyone slow enough not to have read all the books by now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Rules For Professor Snape's Classroom by Ruby Moon-Snape reviews
Oneshot. When Dumbledore orders the teachers to write out their rules, Snape decides to have a little fun. Snape? Fun? Guaranteed hilarity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The True Face of Evil by Kita1 reviews
When Ganondorf escapes, it's up to Link to save Hyrule yet again... but can he do it with the world's most blatant Mary Sue hanging off his neck? MARY SUE BASHER! FINALLY UPDATED! Sorry this took so long. Life keeps getting in the way.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,198 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/17/2005
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
CSI: Hyrule by skittles88 reviews
Navi is found dead, and Link takes the role of Private Eye to find the killer. Our greenclad hero relives his original quest to interview the familiar faces and uncover the truth. Zelda Murder Mystery. Based on Ocarina, some Majora and Twilight reference.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Link
Link and the magical light sword by bananasplit15 reviews
Weird title... Zelda Starwars crossover. Never been tried before I checked! Link is suddenly transported to the Starwars world where he is completely out of place.
Crossover - Star Wars & Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
Tales of Star Wars by Lady Nephenee Ranulf reviews
Star WarsTales of Symphonia xover. It all started with an innocent trip, but now it's something bigger...yet another quest for the world's sake. Takes place in ROTJ
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,968 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Kratos A., Lloyd I. - Complete