TheSentientSandwich is a collaborative effort between Miss Elizabeth Fell and Miss Anna Crowley, both of whom like sandwiches but would certainly never eat sentient ones.

Elizabeth resides in the United States of America. She enjoys argyle and candy-striped knee-high socks, along with other varieties. She also enjoys quoting the works of Andrew Lloyd Webber, Shakespeare, Victor Hugo, Schönberg and Boublil, and Neil Gaiman at unsuspecting people. She also likes referring to herself in the third person with a rather posh tone of voice.

She is currently discovering the joys of university, and is contemplating a career in examining other people's heads, since her own is such a delightful place. In her free time she enjoys LARPing, tabletop RPGs, dorky dancing to multilingual Disney songs, ballroom dancing, debating the finer points of various mythologies, and gadding about with friends at the Renaissance festival while wearing Victorian clothing. She rocks the top hat and frock coat.

Hi! I'm Anna, a socially awkward high school student from Canada. Most of my hypothetical free time is spent writing (fanfiction, poetry, and original stories) but some of my other hobbies/interests include theatre, 19th-century literature, European history, and cosplaying. I consider "dark sarcasm" to be a legitimate language, in which I am highly fluent. My favourite authors are Arthur Conan Doyle, Victor Hugo, Fydor Dostoevsky, Oscar Wilde, Edgar Allen Poe, and William Shakespeare.