A short story parodying the Spongebob episode "Graveyard Shift".

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is known for its animatronic band. They perform on stage, walk, and talk. They're nothing special, really. After all, they're just robots. Programmed on what to say and do. It's not like they'll think for themselves anytime soon...Right? (A FNAF fic.)

16 Mike Schmidt is looking for a job to do over the summer and finds a Help wanted regarding a night watchman Job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza a rundown pizza and entertainment place that his mom grew up going to, but there is more to this place than what is seen, and a simple security job turns into a dive the restaurant's insidious past, and other over the top things happen as well.

What if there was a certain word that would stop the animatronics mistaking you for an endoskeleton at night?What if Freddy and his friends actually wanted to be your friends?What if you became their pet?

This is a story from the animatronic's point of view.

You hear them muffle words and you try to make them out but fail. You wait until you see them leave before you propel yourself up and out of the water. You lift yourself up onto the light grey concrete and grab a light blue towel from your swim locker. "Hey there gorgeous." A voice echoes through the room. Rated T for harsh language, self harm. Long-shot.

Eridan is just starting his freshman year of college when he finds out he's rooming with Sollux. After running into Feferi, his best friend from when they were kids and long time flush crush, they become inseparable. Problem is, Feferi is dating Sollux. What could possibly go wrong? Trigger Warning: Violence, Language, Self Injury, Suicidal Thoughts and Actions, Alcoholism, Smut.