Hello! Just a few words of information about us. Namely, that we are indeed a "we", as there are two writers for this account.

Our story is written between both of us, alternating every paragraph or so (reformatted for your reading convienence).

We are:

Coke. She technically runs the account, as she formats the story and posts it, but is probably not the one that wears the pants in the relationship. (And yes, her name is that of the carbonated beverage, not the slang for cocaine.)

That would be Rum (meaning she is the one on top, not meaning that her name is slang for drugs. Rather, its a straightforward term for an alcoholic beverage). She is the (probably) the dominant writer, as her paragraphs tend to be very, very long.

Notice: We are in the process of writing a new story. Unfortunately, we got too bored with our old one to continue, but we promise you that this new one will be just as chock full of sexy-mens as the last one. Just one hint: ITS THE BATMOBILE!

Remember the Moral of the Story Kids... Don't bother with a conscience, its more fun without one