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The Top 10 Best Things In the World

1. Chuck Norris

2. Marines (USMC)

3. StarWars

4. Dorcas

5. Metallica

6. Skyrim

7. Meat Loaf and just plain Meat

8. Macaroni and Cheese

9. Team Fortress 2

10. The color Red

Kote!
Kandosii sa ka'rta, Vode an.
Coruscanta a'den mhi, Vode an.
Bal kote, darasuum kote,
Jorso'ran kando a tome.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, Vode an.
Kandosii sa ka'rta, Vode an.
Coruscanta a'den mhi, Vode an.
Bal...
Motir ca'tra nau tracinya.
Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a.
Aruetyc runi cet slarycina solus cet o'r.
Motir ca'tra nau tracinya.
Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a.
Aruetyc cet slarycina runi trattok'o.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, Vode an!

Oyacyir vode, oyacyir.

I can not write well. I leave the writing to my friends. I may try in the future. But alas, I’mma lazy, so maybe the very distant future.The only things I will do is review and maybe help with ideas and adding BA stuff to my freinds' stories. So, if you want to read exceptionally well written and thoughtful stories check out Shadow0fire, Ace The Pegasus, and Das Nugs. (Do It. HypnoToad commands you. If not, you will NOT SURVIVE. Chuck Norris or Dorcas will brutally murder you and/or your familly.) Now I will warn you, Ace The Pegasus is a bit peculiar, read some of his stories and find out for yourself. Shadow0fire is a good friend and his OC, in any story, is a noble character and worthy of praise. Das Nugs is also a good friend. That's it. Now, go away or DORCAS SMASH YOU. Ib'tuur jatne tuur ash'ad kyr'amur

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Conscription of Fate by Shadow0Fire reviews
Some are called to serve their people. And yet others have a higher purpose; to be saviors, angels of hope, and rescuers of distraught worlds. Archangel, elite sharpshooter for the Legion, didn't think of himself as one of those people. But whether he knew it or not, he had a greater destiny to fulfill in life: saving a world not his own, where both love and strife awaited him.
Queen's Blade/クイーンズブレイド - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 335,371 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/19/2018 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Alleyne, Melona, Airi, OC
Team Beats! 2 by Arkytal reviews
Team Fortress 2 and Angel Beats. Not a one-shot, surprisingly. The Red and Blu teams have been fighting for as long as anyone can remember, and no one can even remember why. No one dies permanently. Plus a snarky narrator who comments when she feels the need to, and an exasperated Author berating her mid-story. Shenanigans ensues. Cliches, tropes galore!
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012
Darkness by Das Nugs reviews
Mal and his crew try to save an Alliance ship but whats on board is more than they expect
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Alien/Xenomorph, Mal