Ola muchachas. The name's Alex.

You might ask something like, 'What makes you different from all the other Alex's in the world?'

And so I have graciously used up my precious time to create uno magnifique profile to answer that for you.

LIST-IO:

Name: Alex, Alexandra (middle name's Sophia, Sophie)

Nick-names: Al, Ali, Knarlax, Big Al

Age: I should figure it out in seconds..but in years, it's around 65738420

Birthday: March 15 (You can give me virtual presents! Or real ones... ;D )

Home: Right behind you.

Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Uglies Series, House of Night, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Academy, The Hunger Games, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, the Secret Circle, Maximum Ride, The Gemma Doyle Series, Blue is for Nightmares Series, Pretty Little Liars, The A-List, Elsewhere, The Host, Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, Prom Nights From Hell, Peeps, The Last Days, So Yesterday, The Mediator, Wicked Lovely, Ink Exchange, Harry Potter, Narnia, Artemis Fowl, Gossip Girl, The Inheritance Series, Warriors, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Someone Like You, Holes, Prom Season and Cornelia Funke Books (Inkheart, Dragon Rider and The Thief Lord).

Music: Muse, Shiny Toy Guns, Cobra Starship, 3OH!3, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, OK Go, Pitbull, Basshunter and such.

Hair: Brown and long-ish. Really messy, and crap. But it looks better straight...takes forever to straighten though...

Eyes: Techinally, they're hazel, but I like to think they're more of a green-ish colour. =D

Height: I really don't know, but I think it's around 5'6". Average. Ish.

Favourite FanFics: Some VERY good ones HIGHLY RECOMMENDED are :

Meyer_University by Sh.C

Welcome_to_Drama_Academy by twilightluver001

Hitched by Nollie_Marie

Hidden_Truth by x3Kiome

Things I Like: Music, books, cats, Edward and Jasper, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Heath Ledger, Tom Welling, David Beckham, cupcakes, lemons (and by lemons, I mean the fruit..), sleeping, friends, masks, French, English, Japanese and Australian accents, dolphins, vampires, Tyra's hat, being cold, getting good grades, photography, law & medicine (I want to be a lawyer or a surgeon), phones, laptops...

Things I Don't Like: Jacob Black (he's not as bad after Breaking Dawn though..and Taylor Lautner's pretty good-looking) , sweat, tongues, headaches, abuse, the word slicing, torture, blood, reading/watching torture in books/movies, clones, clowns, meat/seafood (except for bacon and salami), pain, homework, tomato soup, any soup (except for avgolemono and maybe...miso...), hangnails, heights..

Movies: Naria: Prince Caspian (Pretty much the best movie EVER), SUPERBAD, EuroTrip, the Dark Knight, Accepted (BATTLE ROYALE!), Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 & 4, Epic Movie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, I Am Legend, JUNO, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings...I can't think of anymore..

Shows: Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy (MCDREAMY!!), America's Next Top Model, Gossip Girl, Smallville

And that's all for the list section. n_n

I probably won't update a lot, because I only write if I'm in a writing mood, which is pretty much never. And if I write when I'm not in a writing mood, well that's never gonna happen. But, if you want me to update, just say it, and I might update, like, one day before I would have...or not...

I can be funny-ish sometimes, but it's mostly just some crap thing that only I laugh at and I laugh at everything... Sad, but true. And by everything, I mean I can't present anything for school because I always burst out laughing for no reason. I think about something that happend, like, 2 years ago, and BAM. Laugh attack. I always randomly smile because I'm thinking about some joke I just made up... You gotta love talking to yourself in your head.

The NEWS

FanFics For The Moment

Twilight Meets Gossip Girl - I updated this on...November 7th (Wednesday) or something...that week...I'm sorry that the chapters are so short, but that's just how I roll. Get used to it. I don't update a lot, maybe once a week, maybe once a month, maybe once a year, so if you are all 'Her stories are so interesting! I just NEED to find out what happens next!' or something, you have three options, a) Get over it and wait, b) E-mail me repeatedly, telling me to update, and I probably will, for the sake of my readers sanity, or c) E-mail me, and ask for the outline of the story, and you will know what happens! But as no one probably even cares, why are you reading this? =DD

Twilight Cross-overs - I'm working on a Georgia Nicholson one right now, and I have it half finished (but it's crap)...and was trying to write an Artemis Fowl one, because lots of people were all 'ARTEMIS FOWL!' but I can't think of anything good to write, so that one might take a while. PM (I finally found out that that means 'Private Message'!!) me if you have ideas.

Alice and Bella Pass Notes - I'll update again when I have a cool conversation with someone. I might put the convo I had with my friend on Facebook about my vampire army and her cat mafia, but I would have to change it a bit...and I have no clue where it is..

Humanity - New FanFic I'm working on. It's different scenes from the books that would have changed if Edward wasn't a vampire. If you steal this I idea that took me hours to come up with so I could be original, I will kill you. No kittens. No puppies either. WHAT NOW?! LE TOUT POUR LE TOUT!! And yah, I do make myself laugh. So I don't care if you think it's stupid. I think it's funny D=

Updates of the Moment

If you read my stories, you've probably realized I havn't updated for...ever-ish?? That's because I have NO will power AT ALL. So I advise you to read some other stories. PEACE OUT A-TOWN DOWN. But if you really like my stories...just message me a lot or something...I MIGHT update..maybe...par chance...probably not...anyhoo...

So that is my profile. If you have any questions or stuff, you can message me...can you message on this? I will be the last to know.

You know you love me,

xoxo

Gossip Girl

P.S. Hah. That made me laugh...

P.P.S. I made new e-mail address, so you can e-mail me or anything at twilight_4_ever@hotmail.com. E-mail me. Even if you have no clue who I am. I'm bored and I'm almost always on the computer. Be all 'I went to your profile on FanFiction and it was ballin'!' or something. I don't care. Or you could be all 'I LOVE THAT THING TOO!!' or 'I TOTALLLY AGREE WITH YOU!!' and I'll be all 'Fanks. ='D'