Name: Wouldn't you like to know? Around here I go by CaptExplorer. Keep your eyes peeled and you might see me elsewhere, since this is one of my common internet names

Age: Older than You, and younger than that really,really old guy from the End of Time in Chronotrigger

Sex: Male. Yes, Male, and no, nothing else.

Hobbies: Reading, Reading, more Reading, swimming, running, programming, writing an occasional fanfic, hanging with my friends, and oh, more reading

Likes: I like well written stories. And I mean ones that shine and sparkle. Sadly there are relatively few here, or anywhere for that matter, that contain excellence. To all of you who have created such tales, my heartfelt thanks and appreciation.

Dislikes: People who think they are Authors because they go on a site like this one and write a ridiculous blog, I will not dignify them by calling them stories, that are based off a crappy idea, show no creativity or originality in the least, and are plagued with poor spelling and even worst grammar. You know who you are. At least use spell check, for the love of what little insanity I have left.

Now that that is out of the way, Welcome! As stated above, I love to read. I'm going to brag a little here, but hey, at least I'm "honest" with myself about being "arrogant" (and if you don't get the sarcasm there, well there's no hope for you). I read a lot, more than any mortal has a right to, and I would love to pre-read or proofread anything that makes an honest effort at story greatness.

Stories Written: Unfortunately, I am currently existing on FanFiction as a beta reader. No stories as of yet, but at this time I'm working on one that I borrowed off a friend. Should be done soon. As in when I get my lazy ass moving.