Name: Artemis-Lee

Job: Baking for friends and writing Fanfics

Personality: ... odd, fun loving, unique would be a good word!

Location: Desk, oven, hunting chocolate pies or searching for purple-polka-dotted-flying-monkeys!

Favorite Movies: Star Wars

Favorite Book: Percy Jackson series

Favorite Color: Silver, Black and White

Quotes:

"Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion -- which I would define as…unconditional love -- is essential to a Jedi's life. So, you might say that we are encouraged to love" - Anikin Skywalker, Attack of the Clones

Elan Sleazebaggano;You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-wan;[using the Jedi mind trick] You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano; I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-wan; You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano; I want to go home and rethink my life - Attack of the Clones

Anakin, how many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Attack of the Clones

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. - Yoda, Attack of the Clones

I wasn't strong enough to save you mom. I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again - Anakin, Attack of the Clones

[In the speeder, while chasing the assassin]
Obi-Wan: You know I don't like it when you do that.
Anakin: Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like flying.
Obi-Wan: I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide

Fanfiction Quotes:

"What? Elladan and Elrohir are trying to get me high! Little miss bitchy blonde over there is contemplating my death and Faelwen keeps looking at the door like we're about to get attacked! Sorry for wanting sane company!" They all burst out laughing. And Legolas had had the nerve to call ME drunk earlier! "I better keep looking!" - Katie, The Adventure of Middle Earth Chapter 3

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief)