THE QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME:

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

-Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

-Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

-Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

-Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

-If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

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A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is sitting in the cell beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun! Let's do it again!"