PJO PLEDGE:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I got to admit, I'm curious

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon

On a Myer hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".(Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:” Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(And that would be how??)