Subject: Imagination

Nick: Volfkiller, Volf, Volfie (for writers-friends)

Class: first

Year of reading: first

Year of writing: still first

Hobbies: Look up, plus listening to music: rock (mainly The Doors and other psychodelic genious) jazz (mostly Coltrane), and many, many others (Belafonte - when I'm happy, Harper - when I'm sad, singing poetry - Polish the most, bu French too, meantwhile, sleepping counts)

Short about myself: I'm lazy, cheeky, noughty and very, very sarcastic person. One one my friends told about me some time ago, that I'm ,the most nutty person she had ever met". She was 26th then. Probably she wouldn't be right about that. Probably.

Things I won't you to know:

1. I really, really hate that kind of ,short description". It's so stupid to tell people ,the most important things about you". Which things the hell are the most important about me?

2. I love Monthy Pyton, Murphy's laws, very black humour, Laurie's (I'm adoring him) and Frie's sketches and things like that. It is important, isn't it?

3. I hate a lot things about people. I love a lot things about few of them, too. (Attention: I mean people I don't even know or unfortunately never ever meet, or dead people: like Burton, Catherine The Great of Jesus, for example.)

4. I think that putting dot outside of the bracket when you're writing something in it, and on the end of sentense, is stupid. Dot belongs TO THE BRACKET, doesn't it?

5. I also writing and talking very much. About me, my philosophy or thoughts mostly. Know you must noticed it. I think that makes me a truely egocentric writer...

6. ...and, you know, I think I'm happy about that, ha-ha!

7. Yes, my dear, this is the last point which isn't starting from ,I". Congrats that you stend the test of this tortures!

Be glad if you read my stories. Be very glad, If you like them. Be full of happiness, if you read some Disc novels before.

P.S. Comments are not neccesary, but they are welcome :P And don't slate me very much about my bad English, please. I already know that I'm horrible at grammar. Nevertheless, enjoy!

P.S.2 TO POLISH FRIENDS: Przepraszam, że piszę po angielsku, ale sami rozumiecie: więcej tu niestety obcokrajowców niż polskich autorów. Postaram się tłumaczyć każdą historię i tak, dla resztek mojego patriotyzmu... Jeśli go znacie, w ewentualnych komentarzach piszcie po polsku. Rada byłabym popisać z SerceZGazety :)