Lil' Bode
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Joined 08-25-03, id: 445051
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey people. Here is some stuff about me.

Full Name: um lets just say Lil' Bode

Age: 14

Hair: Red, about 4" past my shoulders

Eyes: Blue/Green

Home State: Huskerland

Height: 5'9 1/2"

Favorite Color: Orange

Who I miss: Tanner (a kid we met a Calamus, but never got his e-mail)

I have a live journal, so if you want check it out here is the link.

check this site out it is awesome! make sure to use this link

A Little About ME

I have 17 cousins I think, maybe more, I spend most of my time around them figuring out if I hate them or love them. Jamie is my favorite of them, I spend a lot of time at her house, doing stupid things I might add! I prolly will talk about her once in awhile. I ride horses, I love it as long as it isn’t uberly hot out. I love going to Calamus, a local lake. I like tubing, and really want to learn how to water ski. I also love snow skiing; a total blast. If you want to know more just ask!

Nicknames:

LB: Lil’ Bode

QRRSC: Queen of Really Really Short Chapters, when I fist began to write my chapters were uberly short!

Spazy McGee: According to one un-named person on this site I am a spaz so watch out, don't want to get spazzy on you, sense I’m such a big spaz, spazzy mcgee. :gets giddy: oooo i like that name that is what they call fredy (kevin clark) in school of rock. lol that was dumb, but if u want to call me spazy mcgee go for it.

Favorite Things:

Sugar

Tom Felton -Very HOTT

Chocolate

Hard Love by Ellen Wittlinger and Also Razzle by Ellen Wittlinger

Black Beauty (i cry every time)

Strawberry Cheesecake Ice cream

My cousins (most of the time)

Hanging at Jamie’s

Rock: Led Zeplin, AC/DC, George Thorogood, Tom Petty, John Cougar/Melloncamp, Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols (GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!), and lots of other rock bands

FAN FICTION (DUH)

Good Draco/Luna fics

Sour Cream Raisin Bars

The band BUSTED (Especially Matt)

Tanner

Snow Skiing

Calamus

Thing I Hate (the summarized version, the other one was too long)

Superintendent's daughter

Mushy Fruit Chunks

People who Smoke

People who get Drunk and make fools of themselves :cough: heath faust :cough:cough: minor :cough:

Draco and Ginny as a couple

Junior High Track

My Horrible Knees

People that are actually stupid, not those who act it, but are smart

And lots of other things too numerous to mention

Stories:

You see the summaries below so i don't need to give them to you, so i'll just write what i think about them!

What I Want : This story, is my only real story I have left after a few attempts, ok more than a few. My first ever fan fic. Just be prepared it it isn't the best but i like it!

Our Love, Hate Relationship: This is my first attempt at a poem. It is ok, there is only one review though, but it is all gravy baby, I'm leaving up forever so lots of time for review.

Goodbye Isn't Forever: This is my frist D/Hr, I think it should be good but I'm not sure at the momment, so just read it and you will find out, maybe sooner than me.

A Gift From Me to You: the idea for this story came from reading DracoDew17's stories

Names: Funny and stupid at the same time, my favorite combination

Loony Limericks: These are some loony limericks as i said in the tittle, i came up with in my spare time. Don't judge the rest of my work on this!

FLAME ME! I don't care if you flame me, for most of the time I find the quite humorous. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I can't be the one to make everyone love my stories. FLAME AWAY!

Well Review My Stories Please and if you do I will prolly got take a look at one of your stories

Also I don't have many people or stories in my favorites and I don't add a lot, so consider it a privilege to be on there!

Peace Out Girl Scout

Lil' Bode, LB, QRRSC, Spazy McGee (",)

P.S. i'm physco, just in case u were wondering. some of the reviews i leave could give u some hints/clues

P.P.S. I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! I DO, I DO!

P.P.P.S. I DO believe if things get to hot the will "melt" the germs!

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Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mud What? by DracoDew17 reviews
Draco, Hermione, and some mud. "Unresolved sexual tension. Those two have it in spades."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Draco M., Draco M.
Nevertheless: Come Again? by Emerald Sky reviews
This is probably going to be the funniest stupid thing you've ever read. It returns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Malfoy Ring by redflower reviews
[One-Shot] Draco's conflicting feelings on being a Malfoy resurface when he finds that Hermione has been wearing his family ring.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions of an Annoying Know it all by Fidelius Charmer reviews
A closer look at Hermione’s innermost thoughts. This story is told in diary format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Hermione G.
Life's Huge Turn by Emerald Sky reviews
When Draco is parentless he is forced to live with a muggle named Heather who just turns out to be Hermione's Aunt! At least Granger's friends are hot. But what happens when Draco attempts a muggle life when he's sent to summer school? It's just TO great
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Valentine's To Remember by DracoDew17 reviews
A rather long one-shot. Hermione starts receiving letters from a secret admirer. Who could it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Moment Together by DracoDew17 reviews
A short and sweet DracoHermione Christmas one-shot. Sometimes, all you need is a small moment together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Special Starry Night by Taintless reviews
Can you fly, Draco?" "Yes, I can fly."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Luna L.
Touched by Frost by Emerald Sky reviews
Draco Malfoy has just turned 25. Without a mother, his estrange daughter needs to be raised. But poor Draco soon goes crazy when the early bloomer gets her period and asks disterbing questions. Who does he turn to for help? Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Draco M.
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Goodbye Isn't Forever reviews
The 2 top seventh years have become heads. The thing is they really detest each other. Their problems slowly work out but not without a few twists along the way. Eventually DHr, new and different, has twists. Just read the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Loony Limericks reviews
Just like the tittle says loony limericks i made up in my spare time. Harry Potter character based.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/21/2004
What I Want reviews
[COMPLETE] Alexis is new, and Hogwarts is better, but home nothing works our like it should? How come her life isn't want she wants? (NEW SUMMARY)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,322 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 11/12/2003 - Draco M. - Complete
Names reviews
Crabbe and Goyle are not the sharpest knifes in the drawer so they decide to ask Malfoy why people have name. (Good for a few laughs!) ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M.
A Gift From Me to You reviews
Draco helps his kids get a present ready for their mom! (One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Love, Hate Relationship reviews
Today is the last day of school for Hermione. She decided to sit down and write a poem, and before long, it had turned from a sad poem about leaving, to a happy one about getting rid of Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.