God Boy's Girlhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Thor, and Hellsing. Hi, My name is Shelby, but I use the nickname "Shebby" most of the time. I'm an aspiring writer and artist, and I appreciate any and all reviews on my stories! I look up to a few authors on this website, one of the most important being Firefly, who does amazing Naruto fanfiction. I like a few different kinds of anime and manga. I like Naruto, Bleach, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Skip Beat!, Death Note, and many others, so if you feel like starting up a chat with someone, I'm up for it. :) I have a few in-progress stories that are on hiatus, but hopefully I'll be able to get back on track with them soon. I am a full time employee, so if I don't update for a while on some of my stories, it's likely that I'm either working or working on my original novel. I take all of my stories seriously, though, and hope to see them all completed in the future. |
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Curiouser and Curiouser by valbino reviews
The Third Hokage-against Danzo's wishes-convinced the Hyuga clan to make a peace offering to the Uchiha, one of their choosing; eventually, with the Hokage's approval, they arrange a marriage between Itachi Uchiha and Hinata Hyuga. This is the aftermath. Non-massacre AU, eventual ItaHina. Revision ongoing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Difference A Moment Makes by Sessy-sama reviews
What if Hiashi was the one to die instead of Hizashi? How would the clan react? How would Hinata and Neji grow up? This delves into the world that didn't happen because of one decision. Hyuuga centered begins with child Neji and Hinata. Rating to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 304,044 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Lokiday by Artemis Day reviews
"I'm sorry, Dr. Foster, it just doesn't make any sense. People don't fall in love after only knowing each other for one day." "With all due respect, Agent Romanov, it's been a VERY long day." Lokane.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 174,647 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Jane F., Loki]
Icarus by Trinity Destler reviews
Loki lets go of the spear and falls to earth in more ways than one. Meanwhile, months after Thor vanished into the sky, Jane Foster is still trying to get off the ground. (Post-Thor1, Lokane)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,070 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 1/31/2013 - [Loki, Jane F.] Thor, Erik S.
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 219,451 - Reviews: 3399 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 3/10/2008
Your Body Is a Weapon by vargrimar reviews
Junkrat joins the 'Overwatch: Recall' initiative. Symmetra is not pleased. Slow burn Junkrat/Symmetra with a struggle of chaos versus order. Alternatively, "In which Junkrat grows on Symmetra like an undesirable plant on the sidewalk and she copes with it in progressively worsening ways."
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 246,099 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 6/4/2016 - [J. Fawkes/Junkrat, Satya V./Symmetra]
A Dog's Life by Zanza8 reviews
What if Arya and the Hound didn't walk away from the Eyrie? A story not exactly faithful to the books or the show, but my idea of what could have happened if the Hound brought the sisters together.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,855 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Sansa S., Arya S., Sandor C. - Complete
The Diary of Namikaze Minato by Izaranna reviews
"When exactly were you going to tell me about THIS?" "I was eight at the time. I didn't kn-" "Excuses are for Iwa-nin! Take your punishment like a man!" "...Kushina, please put down that meat cleaver." Clearly, privacy is a myth. May Kami-sama save his soul. Minato-centric, in case the title wasn't obvious enough. Rated T because Jiraiya is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 69,701 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Will Of Fire: The Children Of Konoha by Izaranna reviews
-AU Future Fic- We have a loopy Hokage, lots of Ramen, Sasuke in ANBU, Sakura punching him, Ino being motherly, Chouji eating chips, Hinata NOT stuttering, Shikamaru doing paperwork, Temari screaming and Gaara sighing. We also have kids that will drive you insane. [in serious need of a rewrite. Sorry everyone! I'll get to it soon!]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,771 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Kingslayer by audreyii-fic reviews
Within the royal house of Asgard lives the heir Thor Odinson, the ward Loki No-one's-son, and the mortal Jane Fosterdóttir - and love is rarely an antidote for lies. (Steadily darkening Lokane kid!fic; a drabble series that grew without the author's permission. Again.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor, Frigga
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,131 - Follows: 19,431 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Consequences of Saving a Life by BelleDayNight reviews
At the end of the war, Neji is revived by Sakura. She has saved his life, now she is responsible for it. The Hyuga clan leader covets the power that Naruto and Sakura could bring the clan with unions with Hinata and Neji. Can they survive the politics of the noble clan? Naruto trains with Sasuke and Hanabi for CPE while Sakura and Neji embark on a mission together for the Daimyo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,850 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Sakura H., Neji H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Innocent Seduction by SliceOfLife reviews
After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,783 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Changing Fate by melWinter reviews
Loki is supposed to be the portent for Ragnarok, too bad fate didn't ask for his opinion. Can a broken heart heal? Can the trickster learn to love? With Thanos rising, the universe may come to an end if Asgard can't reconcile with the prince it once rejected. Eventual Jane/Loki...Lokane, Loki's son, Hela, and the Avengers. Warning: random cuteness of Loki dealing with being a dad
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 421,149 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Loki, Jane F.] Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mortal Adversary by Ione reviews
I am not going to set myself up as an enemy to you, Goblin King. If you want entertainment of that sort you’ll have to try somewhere else. You will never die; any opposition I could offer you would be pointless.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 3/26/2008
Ordinary Love by audreyii-fic reviews
Odin sees fit to banish *both* of his sons for their transgressions in Jotunheim. Now Jane has a new research assistant and Darcy's got those pets she always wanted. What could possibly go wrong? (Drabble series that developed a plot without the author's permission. Lokane.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,553 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] Darcy L., Thor - Complete
Thor: Spatula Edition by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Thor, Loki
The Language of Flowers by Alydia Rackham reviews
A decade has passed since Balder's death. Loki stalks the halls of Asgard-flippant, wicked and solitary, sowing disorder. When he is expelled from Thor's entourage, he unleashes a vengeance that nearly rips the court apart. In its wake, he flees to Midgard, where he discovers a young queen, an English garden, and the forgiving truth behind a forgotten language. Lokistone saga.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Thor, Loki
Reparations by Ione reviews
Post-Avengers. Loki, stripped of his powers, has been sent back to Earth for punishment at the hands of the people he hurt. But Steve has seen enough suffering and convinces Director Fury that there's another way for Loki to atone for his crimes. It doesn't take him long to realize that making Loki remorseful is a bigger job than he could have possibly anticipated. ONESHOT
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Chill of Battle by Ione reviews
Thor: the Dark World AU. The plan to destroy the Aether and Malekith goes wrong, and during the battle Jane sees something about Loki that she was never meant to. ONESHOT
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Thor, Jane F., Loki - Complete
King of Dreams by Selenite reviews
After 3 years of unavailing research, Jane meets a strange, dark-haired MIT graduate, whose brilliant mind may be the key to a breakthrough. But no one could have guessed that she might be the key to his lost memories. Eventual Lokane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 127,866 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Jane F., Loki
Feed the Rain by Born-Of-Elven-Blood reviews
"You are my rain..." She knows there is no such thing as ghosts. And she doesn't believe in magic. Nor does she believe that the invasion of New York had anything to do with her. One stormy night Jane will begin to discover just how wrong she has been about a great many things. [Loki x Jane]
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,817 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Frozen Heart by Alydia Rackham reviews
When Loki touches a mysterious stone, he has a vision: if he goes through with Thor's plan, he will die. He has no choice but to betray Thor to Malekith. But when Loki and Jane Foster get lost in an elvish cave of mirrors and magic, Loki will be forced to face that which he fears the most: the Truth. (formerly titled Splinters of Stars)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,297 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki - Complete
Blood and Shadows by shadownumera reviews
Ending the Fourth War years ago brought peace. Until shinobi started getting systematically killed. All the Nations are on edge. War is coming unless someone finds who's doing this and why. Anyone hunting the threat has died. Nara are famed for intelligence and one of them makes a bold decision. What better help than someone who can't die? She just has to dig him up first. [Hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Hidan, OC]
World Under Siege by Ione reviews
The Avengers are losing the war. The world has begun to surrender to Loki and his army. After surviving on her own, Jane Foster finds herself under the control of the man who is trying to bring her world to its knees. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,431 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
The Untold Tale of Jareth and Loki by Artemis Day reviews
Some stories endure through changing times and horrid tragedies. Some are lost and forgotten. And some hidden by everyone involved, because they are just so embarrassing. This is not one of those stories, but it does derive from one, and Jareth and Loki would probably prefer it if you didn't read this.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Jareth, Sarah] [Loki, Jane F.] - Complete
Sealed With a Kiss by Artemis Day reviews
On the cusp of a beautiful happy ending with Thor, Jane Foster is about to find her whole world shaken up, and it's all because of a single moment at the kissing booth. Lokane AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Loki, Jane F.] - Complete
It's HIGH SCHOOL! Do what you want! by SliceOfLife reviews
High school life can be complicated with the homework, hormones, and every other complication that comes with being an angsty teenager. New student Sakura Haruno learns this the hard way. SakuraCentric SakuMulti. AU Highschool. UNDER CURRENT EDITING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,546 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sakura H.
The Other Survivor by Guilty.Ink reviews
She wasn't the girl who changed his mind, or made him stay, or even gave him a good enough reason to live - but without a doubt, Itachi loved her anyway. From the beginning of his childhood, through the Uchiha massacre and his days in the Akatsuki up until his death, it was always her. ItachiOC. COMPLETE / Under construction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,781 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Itachi U., OC] - Complete
Ricochet by Nukumi reviews
Sometimes what pulls you in also pushes you away. TenNejIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,875 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - [Neji H., Ino Y.]
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7966 - Favs: 5,935 - Follows: 5,650 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
ABCs with Sasuke and Hinata by OPrincess ShinigamiO reviews
Alphabet drabbles about random moments in the lives of Sasuke and Hinata. S-Sakura: It helped that she rarely saw them together these past few weeks. But now, it felt like hell. Cold, burning hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,750 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Excuses by sweetsheart reviews
Jiraiya and Orochimaru have decided it's entirely unfair that, one week out of the month, Tsunade gets to do light training while they have to work themselves to the bone – so they decide it's best to investigate. Young!Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Mission Impossible by Ayamekochan reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have been at each other's necks since day one. Now their professors are tired of their constant bickering. To get them to stop, they force them to complete a series of 'missions' to bring them closer together. How will this all play out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,890 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
These foolish Things by katsuyo reviews
[multichapter] The cathooded one is in town for a delicate mission and he now has one of his own...Kankuro wants Hinata... and Hinata wants the big bad puppeteer from the sand. What's the problem?How about Hiashi and Neji thinking it's a bad idea!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,210 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Hinata H., Kankuro
Our Lives by Izaranna reviews
Each word has a million different meanings. Each meaning means different things to a million different people. And people use words. These are our lives in words. "And everything comes full circle."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Shikaku N., Mikoto U. - Complete
Letters by mikazukidreams reviews
He found letters, all addressed to him, under her bed. Her thoughts and feelings all written out- just for him, only for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A game with the devil by olehoncho reviews
Tsunade, a few years after leaving Konoha, encounters a stranger who challenges her to a game with very interesting stakes. Kakuzu versus Tsunade in a battle unlike any you've seen before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Tsunade S., Kakuzu - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by Bibs San reviews
One-shot, HidaIno. Rated M for extremly explicit content and gore. Ino is captured by Hidan. What does he plan on doing to her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coming to an end by Tempted Sacrifice reviews
'You may not believe me Professor, but I have grown very fond of you after the time spent together. Please -' Her voice cracked and his heart too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence Can Kill a Village by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
Sakura was gone.Her older sister,her mentor,her best friend-murdered.But she wouldn't tell.No one could know who killed her.Orange hair turned pink and pale skin turned rosy.She didn't belong here,Sakura did.But as long as he was around,she wouldn't tell.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Black Swan and the Wormhole Wizard by Selenite reviews
Jane and Loki are standing on the opposite sides of the barricade. However, each barricade has secret openings, and their is not an exception.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Loki, Jane F.
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Perfect Image by smileandwave reviews
People go to drastic lengths to fit the perfect image...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M.
Moonlight Shadow by ilovemybishies87 reviews
.:COMPLETE:. “Wait!” Orihime called to him, stopping Ulquiorra before he could reach the window. “There...there is one thing I want to know. Why--" Her voice caught in her throat. "Why couldn't I save you?" .:UlquiHime:.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,188 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Crushing On Hime by Roxius reviews
Aizen decides to address the concern that all 10 Espada have fallen in love with Inoue Orihime, but things immediately get out of hand. One-sided EspadaHime. Please R & R! FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by fuzzibunniez reviews
Something pretty this way comes Yumichika! New ending!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,154 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Yumichika A. - Complete
Happy Anniversary, Sensei! by Jaded Baby Blues reviews
-EDITTED-Hiyori prepares something great for Shinji on their anniversary of being together. Will Shinji be able to prepare himself for what's in store for him? Or will he just stand there like an idiot? AU. 10 years after Aizen's war. Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Drinking Alone by EchoLoco reviews
Matsumoto wants to drown her sorrows after Gin's betrayal, but she hates drinking alone.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Yumichika A. - Complete
Stranded by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the Kidou Cannon blew a hole in the dimensional wall, Hitsugaya and his merry band found themselves stranded in the mortal realm. This won't end well for Hitsugaya or his sanity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Yumichika A. - Complete
Girls Cabin Number 2 by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
[AU] The girls all meet up at somewhat of an anarchy camp. Drama, revenge, punishment and extreme perversion lurk around the campgrounds. [Multiple Pairings, NORM&CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Tenten, Hinata H.
Snapshot by swirlheart reviews
Hitsugaya takes a nap on a couch and Rangiku comes in with a camera. But Hitsugaya is acting very strangely in his sleep. Please read and review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Hummingbird by Onileo reviews
On separate missions to Iwagakure, Kisame and Hinata bump into each other in an unlikely accident. What is a good Akatsuki to do with a lonely little leaf ninja? Kidnap her, of course! Rated M for language, violence and lemons. Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,488 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kisame H., Hinata H. - Complete
Scribe Time by Ms Western Ink reviews
He was getting on her last nerve lately, what exactly was his problem? Shunsui x Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Learning Calligraphy by darkmage009 reviews
Yumichika is tired of the others' perception towards his division and he plans to make a move...if only Ikkaku would cooperate.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Annoyance by DarkToLight reviews
Byakuya had thought that people settled down when they get older, especially when they took on Captain's duties. Not so for Yachiru. -ByakuyaxYachiru- -The barest mention of ShuheiMomo, hints of IchiRuki- -Set long after the current Bleach-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Kissing Shadows by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Thirty stories for Alucard and Integra for the thirty kisses challenge.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,927 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Not So Happy Birthday by nashi-hime reviews
Ikkaku forgets Yumichika's birthday...again...and Yumichika isn't too happy about it. Shonen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
The Greatest Threat Ever Faced by the Soul Society by Oreithyia reviews
No hollow, no espada, no betrayer, could ever be as horrifying, as noxious, or just plain mind-numbing as this threat to sanity: the Mary Sue. If you too would join the fight against seeing your favorite fandom destroyed, gear up and read on comrade.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Mayuri K. - Complete
Illusive Impressions by Asagiri reviews
Two-Shot. She always thought that for him, she was simply an entertainment and that his life mission was to make her miserable… But how was she wrong… Gin x Rukia
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - [G. Ichimaru, Rukia K.] - Complete
The Smile by Kachanski reviews
There are, surprisingly, many things that strike fear into the hearts of eleventh squad. But nothing, not even the disaster known as Yachiru terrifies them quite as much as a smile from Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Yumichika A. - Complete
Kissing in the Rain by May Lily reviews
Because every girl deserves to be kissed in the rain. Chad/Sonny -- Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Secrets by Tamakia'gss reviews
Yumichika finally comes out of the closet. One-shot, please R&R. I just can't help but poke fun at him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
Beauty In Change by Kachanski reviews
Ikkaku can't believe it has come to what it has, but he isn't going to ignore his wishes...however much he thinks his friend will regret it, or however foolish it may sound.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Five Things Yumichika Doesn't Talk About by opalish reviews
Table manners are not your enemy, Ikkaku." Rated for 11th Division-ness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Yumichika A. - Complete
Found by kc-archive reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ceremony by ladykirie reviews
A trip to Italy is not all that it seems- a plot hatches for control of Hellsing involving the Vatican, voodoo and vampires...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,985 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
Please, Master, May I kill her? by Metropolis Kid reviews
I was bored and needed to blow off some steam. This was the result. One-shot. Crackish. Alucard really, really wants to kill a particular 'Authoress'. Contains Twilight bashing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame. Simple as that. No pairings, just talk.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Naruto's Dangerous Dreams by angel03618 reviews
i don't own Naruto! Naruto is having dreams, that may just come true. They put Hinata in danger while the two of them are on a mission. Both eighteen. Who will Survive? Does Naruto Kill Hinata? NaruHina. rated to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,658 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
No Way Valentines! by Kachanski reviews
Yumichika wants to celebrate Valentines Day with Ikkaku, but Ikkaku's hearing none of it. However Ikkaku is deceiving himself if he thinks that a simple 'No' will deter Yumichika from his goal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
System Error by Rel-Kaida reviews
HidaTema result of RP . A series of emails between Akatsuki Community College tech Hidan and student Temari. AU, crack, humour. Rated for STRONG LANGUAGE. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
I Need Him by Scottypop reviews
Oneshot. Soul Society won the war, but lost two shinigami – one to a coma, one to slight insanity. Ikkaku hasn’t woken up from a partial coma, and Yumichika has pretty much lost it. Can Ikkaku bring Yumichika back? IkkaYumi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by rainismysunshine reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, but then what happened? A little AxI oneshot for your reading pleasure.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
39 point 948 by Kieren reviews
Paired up with agent Sabaku Gaara for an assignment, Hyuuga Hinata finds herself placing her full trust in him when he gets implicated, but she has to struggle with her emotions for him and the solo mission she has to embark on as well. GaaHina. AU. [Please heed rating] [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - [Hinata H., Gaara] Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A New Year by Nightshadow Dweller reviews
Its a brand new year and a chance for new friendships, enemies and even romances. Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke have been friends since childhood and have always been their for one other. But will this year change all that? SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen InoShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,105 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shopping Maul by ladykirie reviews
T'is the season for Ghouls, gifts and getting exactly what you want....
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008
Hellsing Comes But Once a Year by MegFallow reviews
A collection of xmas stories centered around our favorite hellsing characters. Some are WAFFY, others are funny, some will be drabbles, and some will be romantic. Introducing Sunshine the baby chick! Read and Review please
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008
Growing Up by killyourlights reviews
Young Integra, and the monster in the basement.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
The Wall Of Silence by DelMarch reviews
Two-shot. Ikkaku and Yumichika have let a wall of silence and assumptions grow between them, and it is killing them both inside. Specific summary for each piece in chapter headers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Merry Christmas by SunilaMoon reviews
The Snow. The Innocence. No regrets. The Hellsing organization stood still all winter long. The memories, the air they breathed, it was all made safe again that time of year. From the early days, to the very last. A sweet christmas fic, R&R, guys, Than
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
A Fair Trade by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Pip decided to help Seras with her daily training. It turned into a nightmare for him when Seras accidentally does something that we've all thought about and makes a trade with Pip to avoid having her brains turned into wallpaper. Oneshot, please review.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Walking in Shadow by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
When backed into a corner by her queen and the Council of Twelve, Integra makes a decision regarding Alucard that no one expected.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Narcissism by Godell reviews
Sometimes, scouting missions and strange new inventions have unexpected results. 'You know, Rukia dear, this could be considered a form of narcissism.' Gin said with a smirk. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Rukia K. - Complete
A Season of Malcontent by katsuyo reviews
[multichapter]Kankuro is in town on a mission and rubs Ino the wrong way from the beginning. It's okay though because the puppeteer doesn't mind a challenge! Will Kankuro get Ino or just a kunai in the back courtesy of the blonde shedevil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,332 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kankuro, Ino Y.
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Seras Sees Dead People by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras gets a new power. It causes her no end of trouble. Now our favorite little fledgling is seeing all kinds of 'lost' souls... including a particular pirate with a magic compass and a fondness for rum. Hope you enjoy. And reviews would be nice too. Lol
Crossover - Hellsing & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Seras, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
How To Bribe A Kid Genius by VioTanequil reviews
A short take on how Ichimaru Gin met Aizen Sousuke, and why they began to work together. Warning, contains humor. Rated for mild language.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2008 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
The Desert Flower, the Clone, and the Holyman by macadamia96 reviews
Temari. Sister. Diplomat. Babysitter? That's what it feels like to her. When sent as an emissary to Grass Country with an annoying newbie in the field, she feels like she'd do anything to escape, but her "rescue" isn't what she expected...or wanted...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Father Figure by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
Zaraki has fallen and lies near death in the fourth squard infirmary. A devastated Yachiru is unable to leave his side until the Seireitei's other resident father steps in... Why Mayuri, what a kind and pleasant person you are...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
The Pink Flowery Bankai Of Doom by VioTanequil reviews
Could anyone possibly be happy over something pink and flowery? Could a male possibly be happy over that? The answer was simple. Yes, eventually. Inspired by AirDNA's When He Was Young.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Countdown To The Touchdown by VioTanequil reviews
This time of the year has come around again, where two of Soul Society's most revered Captains shed their dignified exteriors and give way to their inner child. Or at least, that's what it's supposed to be. Did Jyuushiro forget it this time?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Happiest Woman On Earth by VioTanequil reviews
When Nanao finds out that the entire Eight Division has not shown up for duty, she begins to wonder what exactly is going on. What she gets might be quite a little more than she bargained for. Rated K for minor minor language and a little romance.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Intelligent Conversation by VioTanequil reviews
He didn’t like the man. Far from it. Not at all. He knew, that all he was doing, all he was achieving, everything would always be inferior to that man. Always. Forever. He hated that. He really, really did.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Mayuri K., K. Urahara - Complete
I'm Still Here by rainismysunshine reviews
No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man behind blue eyes... AxI. Sorry for OOC-ness.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki Bloopers! by Just a Mutt reviews
Just a bunch of random scenes with the Akatsuki and, erm... other people too, I guess. Warning : Author is clinically insane. Chapter 26 is up and the rating might change to M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,896 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Strangest Orochimaru dream EVER by Victoriahellsing reviews
This is a weird dream that I had a little while ago. Check it out, it's freaky.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Blind by VioTanequil reviews
It seemed to them that he had to be bitter, he had to be disgusted, he had to hate the world. And he did not comprehend that. These emotions and queer thought processes were beyond his understanding. Spoilers for recent manga chapters.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Mayuri K., K. Urahara - Complete
Dear Diary by Etheara reviews
Crack and complete OOC-ness. Also some hints of Tobi luv. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Obito U.
Just A Friendly Chat by VioTanequil reviews
When Kenpachi starts to get concerned about Yachiru, who's the first person he asks? Rated T for Language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2008 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Not Used To by VioTanequil reviews
Sometimes, some people just need to be kicked in the butt. You’ll know they need it when they start to get on your nerves so bad that really, you don’t want to kick them in the butt. You don’t just want to kick them in the butt... light ShunsuiNanao.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Choose Your Poison by JeanThine reviews
Mayuri is being indicted at soul society? Whatever for? THERE! I made you an extra chapter! Are you happy now!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Mayuri K. - Complete
There for You by rainismysunshine reviews
He thought she knew what she was doing with her life...but did she? AxI Oneshot
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Sleep Well by VioTanequil reviews
Life is a very fragile thing, and frankly, Ukitake Jyuushiro knows that all too well. He will not actively seek out death. He will not avoid it, but instead, he will let it run its course. Rated T for Language. Warning: Character Death
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Third Time Lucky by VioTanequil reviews
He is Ukitake. He is the person everyone comes to when they need a shoulder to lean on, ear to pour grievances into. He is the unofficial counselor of the Gotei 13 and he knows it. Hitsugaya Toshiro stood no chance whatsoever.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2008 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Daughter Mine by VioTanequil reviews
He will remain Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Taicho of the Twelfth Division of the Gotei Thirteen. He will remain a scientist, a researcher, and a father. That is who he is, and who he will be. Some mistakes can never be fixed. Some things can never be forgiven.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Mayuri K., Nemu K. - Complete
Conversation for Inspiration? by x.X bored 2day X.x reviews
Kurotsuchi Mayuri wants to do an experiment, but he needs inspiration. So he just decided to get some conversations with random people... it did not turn out very well... CRACK! .Oneshot. Please R&E&R! XD
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Mayuri K. - Complete
In Your Hands by Ivy Adrena reviews
On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Perks Of Being A Big Brother by VioTanequil reviews
He could almost feel the ryoka blanch from where he was seated. Suppressing a snort, Byakuya decided that he had been around the other captains, especially Ukitake and Kyouraku sempai for too long. Slight IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Twenty Two Clouds In The Sky by VioTanequil reviews
Looking back, he wasn’t too sure why he had decided to keep the little brat after all. But whatever the reason, he sure as hell did not regret it. Rated T for Language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Tag by VioTanequil reviews
It was a game, really, but it meant more to him, he who had never truly played a game before. It was more than a game. It was a glimpse of freedom, of friendship. And when she took it away, it was a rude shock.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Minor Contempt by SunilaMoon reviews
A young Integra heads into the cellars to deal with her stubborn pet. Slight AxI oneshot, R&R please.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Integra, Alucard
Fluffy Temptation by SunilaMoon reviews
Alucards been stealing from the residents of the manor again, but this time he's snatched something more on the cute and cuddly side. Oneshot, R&R please. Hey, guess what, there are NO suggested pairings it this fic. xD At all... weird for me, eh?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Being Byakuya by VioTanequil reviews
Sequel to Scar. Sometimes, things don't always go your way. When that happens, you just have to swallow it, and deal with it the best you can. And sometimes, that is not the best that can happen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Scar by VioTanequil reviews
Byakuya was not always as emotionless and placid as he appeared to be, and Ukitake could still remember the one time he had met the young Kuchiki.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Accidental Bubblegum by FailingDemi reviews
Sequel to Bubblegum Talk Oops. Hikaru ate that bubblegum. Is it him or is everyone acting much nicer to him? One KaoHika moment later DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Hikaru H. - Complete
Little Byakuya by VioTanequil reviews
A little light-hearted fluff about Byakuya as a kid.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Good Things Come to Those Who Wait by BadWolf8588 reviews
Bya/Yachiru ONE SHOT set after the Winter war. Yachiru is all grown up and so are her feelings for a certain captain. How will Byakuya react when Yachiru puts him on the spot?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Almost Human by SunilaMoon reviews
Even after ten years, Each night brought new surprises. And as Integra found herself tending to a certain vampires wounds, she couldn't help but admire how human he really was sometimes... A sweet little AxI fic. R&R Please, thanks
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Poke by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:Drabble:. Neji Hyuga does not liked to be poked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
AIM by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
AKATSUKI I.M! Minor Shonenai...Rated for crude jokes and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Innocent Inquiries by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Byakuya learns that just because Yachiru didn't know the meaning of the word 'extortion' didn't mean she wasn't good at it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Ask the Akatsuki by Hufflepuff Ninja reviews
Ehh, title is pretty darn selfexplainitory. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Love Has Turned to Hate by greenkat92 reviews
In this sequel to Fear May Turn to Love, new drama arises, and Sakuras surroundings are majorly altered!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,377 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sakura H.
Skin & Bones by kc-archive reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Up the River by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
In which Neji and Lee have a majorly unwanted and very unintentional bonding moment. AU NejiLee friendship, NONYAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Forgotten Child by VescaWithoutWings reviews
Yondaime's jutsu didn't work properly and he survived oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Obsessions by ashford2ashford reviews
Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Another Akatsuki Fan Fiction by SasuXInuXNaruBaby reviews
The title explains all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007
Card Tricks in the Dark by dustbowls reviews
Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Temari, Hidan
Making a Difference by h0lyph0en1x reviews
Konoha is gone. Burned by Uchiha Madara. When Naruto was given the chance to go back, he took it. Little did he knew that he would meet a pair of very familiar eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,141 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U.
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
GLOMP! by Tsukinoyo reviews
What happens when our favorite OC from Boy Meets Girl and Uchiha Sasuke use a computer? CRAACK FIC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Lee R. - Complete
Faded Red Clouds by Lutralutra reviews
Pein doesn't know why he's stayed with a group as screwy and unstable as Akatsuki for this long, and why he doesn't just let go now that he's wondering. He only knows that in a weird, dysfunctional way, they're like a family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Veneer by kc-archive reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Fancy That! by Plum Bucket and Caddish Kettle reviews
Stuck interrogating the obnoxious, yet dangerous, Deidara of Akatsuki, Yamanaka Ino must come up with a plan to make him talk. How far will they go to provoke each other? Far indeed.[Deidara x Ino]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Ask Tobi by TheCawcayzhunAzn reviews
Ask Tobi, anything you want! We promise that this is better than those OTHER 'Ask ...' stories, so read and be entertained! Edit: Oh yeah, due to the author's short attention span, only 3 questions per person, per chapter. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Obito U., Deidara
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Most People by Atra Aduro reviews
Most people, Hidan mused, would assume his immortality was linked to Jashin. Most people would likewise assume that there was no way he could be killed. Most people would be wrong. Hidancentric oneshot, explores Hidan's past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Email by Attama Ryuuken reviews
Sakura breaks up with Sasuke when she can't stand what their relationship has become. Yet, she still loves him. When she goes over to his apartment to pick up her stuff, she finds emails addressed to her, but never sent and discovers how he really feels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,925 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Apocalypse by Sekowari reviews
She didn't want him there. She didn't want him beside her. And most of all, she didn't want his love. In the end, everything would be destroyed anyway. She would be killed by him, and his love would die along with her. TsunadexOro.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 6,530 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Possession and Lover by Mini-Chobi reviews
HidanHina To Hidan, she was his possession, and he was her possessor, and she should be happy with that. To Hinata, he was her lover, and she his, and he should be happy with that. How wrong they both are. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 310 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Why Orochimaru REALLY hates Itachi by SuikoMonster reviews
The horrible truth behind Orochimaru's defection from Akatsuki...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Icha Icha Kakashi by Ninja Shen reviews
fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Lump of Coal by Thess reviews
"There is this omnipresent, omniscient, powerful and eternal old man. In my times, someone like him would be considered a monster." A Hellsing Christmas set in the Manga. Alucard x Integral.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2005 - [Integra, Alucard] Walter - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by Relics reviews
AxS Fluff. Valentine's Day is coming up but it'll be one Seras and Alucard won't forget as a fiesty teenager is determined to bring them together. By ANY means possible!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,667 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005
Winter Wonderland by Relics reviews
AxS fluff. Seras loves snow. Alucard doesn't. So what happens when she drags him out into it? An all out snowball war!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005
Dreams by Relics reviews
Alucard can't understand why he's having nightmares, so he asks a certain vampire who clings to her humanity for some answers. AxS fluff
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Playing with the Dog by insomniac-od reviews
Playing with the dog can ruin your clothes.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2004
Substitution by insomniac-od reviews
... "Humans do the stupidest things for an organ that hardly makes an adequate meal and yet we vampires do too."
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2004
For Whom the Doves Cry by insomniac-od reviews
Seras ponders all that she has lost from the battle with Joleen.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/30/2004
Kisame, Koi by Kagaya Chou reviews
Itachi rarely needs to speak, but Kisame understands. Kisame x Itachi, if you dare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
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Always Watching reviews
He watched her from the day she arrived in Asgard, starting from the shadows. She was new to the kingdom, and took it in with nearly childish delight. He watched as she began to understand more and more about the castle, and the way it worked. He watched as her spirit began to sag, and he decided he could no longer just sit back and watch her suffer in silence.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Loki, Jane F.] Thor
Whispered Christmases reviews
In which a vampire is stalked, a person in power is surprised, and a bunch of mercenaries are terrified. Just another Christmas at the Hellsing organization. AlucardxIntegra. One-Shot Christmas Poem.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Alucard, Integra]
Masquerade reviews
Darcy talks Jane into going to a Masquerade party, and when she ends up being her usual wallflower self, a smooth talking stranger appears. After a bored conversation turns interesting, Jane finds herself enjoying this stranger's company and the rest of her night. It's what happens in the days later that concerns her, especially when this stranger starts appearing everywhere. (AU)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Jane F., Loki]
Inequitable Love reviews
Loki's plan on Svartalfheim failed, and he's been brought back to Asgard as a prince under strict new rules. Thor has realized that his love lies with another, and Jane has been asked to remain in Asgard until the wedding, to which she agrees. What happens when a disgruntled, disgraced prince and a stubborn, heartbroken mortal find themselves alone in each other's company? [AU]
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,462 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Loki, Jane F.] [Thor, Sif]
Bittersweet Company reviews
They met by chance, both looking for hope in something they each knew they could never have. Neither of them expected something completely different when they sat to gaze at the stars, enveloped in their thoughts. Then, he spoke. HinataxItachi. Rating may change in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,518 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Hinata H., Itachi U.]
Sasuke's Second Childhood reviews
When Sasuke is returned to the village, he is put on a two months' probation that restricts him from going on any missions. Sakura notes how bored and frustrated he is, and gets a brilliant idea! Contains spoilers of the manga, character wise. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,874 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete