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Joined 08-18-11, id: 3174356, Profile Updated: 10-18-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I am POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob
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I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring. ( the word 'consider' is a keypoint here)

Stereotypes. Does anyone like them? NO! Does everyone do them anyway? YES! STOP STEREOTYPING!!

Ten reasons to be team Jasper:

1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally.

2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs.

3. He fought in the civil war.

4. He didn't kill Bella.

5. He sparkles.

6. He never left anyone.

7. He showed everyone how to fight.

8. Blonds have more fun.

9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie.

10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS AND FOREVER AMEN

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Call Me Ginevra by gNatRat reviews
The war has the Weasley’s worried about Ginny. After checking her resources McGonagall finds the best caretaker for Ginny. Too bad it turns out to be Narcissa Malfoy. What's in store for Ginny at Malfoy Manor? Friendship? Romance? Death? Full Sum inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 133,913 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Stained Glass Soul by Mackenzie L reviews
She falls from a tree. She falls from a cliff. She falls in love. The story of restless newborn vampire Esme Anne Platt and the shamelessly saintly Doctor Carlisle Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 435,837 - Reviews: 6262 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
And Atropos Smiled by painted.inkblot reviews
And old ladies shouldn't be trusted with such powerful sets of shears, anyway. Regulus Black and the Fates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Regulus B. - Complete
Ara by Aerileigh reviews
Draco can't help but recall the most sorrowful events of his life as he watches a small blond-haired child play in the flowerbeds of Malfoy Manor. DM/GW Future AU, VERY angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Il Dragone by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Malfoy leans in, and I fancy I'm about to get welcomed. I catch a whiff of his personal scent; something like vanilla and...boy. Yum. "We don't have all day," he informs me, "Have a seat or leave but don't just stand there, looking like an idiot." Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,223 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The World Inverted by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Draco doesn't remember their past together and now she's just a Weasley to him. Ginny will do anything -jump through all the hoops, pose as an interior decorator, tap dance -ANYTHING- to break the spell that erased his memory and make him love her again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Changing Sides and Hearts by CindaSwan reviews
preHBP Ginny is tired of being the baby. She turns to Malfoy for help. She learns there is more to the Slytherins than anybody thought before And much more to her as well.. Who would have thought they were capable of being a best friend, a lover and a fam
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,352 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
What Might Have Worked by crystalclear8050 reviews
We all know that a lot of trouble could have been avoided if Henry had just listened to Danielle at the ball. What could she have said to get him to listen to her? A little bit of naughty fluff! OOC
Ever After - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
The Apple of My Eye by ThisBurningHeart reviews
I'm going to be honest. He's good looking, alright? That thought doesn't scare me. But sharing a moment with him? Now THAT was scary...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,671 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Bleed Like Me by Ebony Secrets reviews
I am not afraid of you. Do your worst, Draco Malfoy, for I await it in divine eagerness.' Strange words to come from the mouth of one such as hers. But those words would spark a series of events that not even those involved could hope to anticipate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,102 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Feel by bourbonrain reviews
*ABANDONED* Ginny Weasley is alone in the world after the war. Draco Malfoy is determined to make her his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,620 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Lost Fairytale by icedchaitea reviews
This is kind of a spin off from 'Ever After'. It has my own characters, my own plot, but still ties along a bit with the original...just with a bit more....sex? And drama. Hope you like!
Ever After - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Forever and Ever by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
HIATUS. How would it have gone if Danielle had told him the almost truth at Hauteford. Ratings may change. HD
Ever After - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005
Heroes Shed No Tears by VirtualFaerie reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The whole good of the wizarding world is living in refugee camps, most people barely alive. A little boy comes to Ginny, how is he going to change her life? How does the Dragon of Hope come into play? R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,854 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
In the Shadows: A Tale of Silver and Gold by ugahill reviews
A DracoGinny ficlet, with a thin line between love and hate...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 105,463 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
It's Not Easy Being Green by wyredsisters reviews
Done! The Journal of Jeremy Pritchard: One out of every six students is a muggleborn. One out of four students is Slytherin. How come I am the only one who is both? See Jeremy grow up, fall in love, and get caught up and Draco's not-so-evil schemes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,460 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Jewel of the Harem by Anise reviews
Desire, deception, and dark magic collide as Draco and Ginny go back in time to find an ancient talisman of power. But they're fighting on opposite sides...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,117 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
All of My Tomorrows by deleria reviews
Naraku, Kikyou & Inuyasha are dead. The jewel is complete & within Kagome once more. Enter Sesshoumaru; he wants the Tetsusaiga and Kagome is the only one who can give it to him. Together they must face a threat worse than Naraku. REWRITE IN PROGRESS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,779 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Zelgadis and by Lauren-sama reviews
[OLD] Zelgadis has been transported to our world, and it is up to various fangirls to decide who he really belongs with! *New!* Sequel is up! (aka chapter 2, 'Xellos and...')
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2001 - Published: 10/4/2001
Fanfic HQ by Ameria reviews
Zelgadiss protests his treatment in romantic fanfiction. Rabid Z/L fans and rabid Z/A fans should not read this. When reading, keep the Slayers fanfiction of the late 1990s in mind.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2001
Strong Against Your Tears by Animagus1 reviews
um...its a story from the masque onwards, only I changed stuff.
Ever After - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2001 - Published: 4/21/2001
The Awakening by Allie Cat reviews
Sometimes the end is only the beginning
Ever After - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2001
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Scattered Memories reviews
There aren't many things that a vampire is scared of... but everyone has at least one thing they fear most...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Leah
Play the Piece reviews
Told from the viewpoint of Sirius Black. What happened after he broke out of Azkaban, and his thoughts on what went on there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sirius B.