I am crazy.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you are obbsesed with warriors when-

You put your friends in the one of the four clans.

You give your friends/family warrior-like names, like 'Rippletail' or 'Sunfoot'.

Become angry when they are confused about the warrior-like names.

You tell your friend/family member that they are acting like a certain character for no apparent reason.

…Don't explain who the character is.

Instead of naming your cat with a normal cat name, you give it a warrior like name.

You count your cat's age in moons, not months and years.

Whenever you see a silver cat, whether it be in the pound, the petstore or anywhere, you cry 'Feathertail! I knew you were alive!'

…When somebody asks who Feathertail is, get all offended, and start crying, 'Oh god, you didn't know?'

Feel bad for Stormfur for losing his sister.

Hiss whenever somebody says or you read Tigerstar's name.

You divide up the house in the four territories. Get mad and say 'Get out of my territory, you tresspasser!', whenever your siblings walk into your room.

When you read a characters death, you get teary.

You've read 'Warriors' so many times, you can recite it from memory.

When sombody misquotes the series, you correct them immidiately.

You also correct the person immidiately when they say a name wrong.

You only answer to the warrior name you were bestowed on the warriors site name maker.

You make people call you the warrior name, even if it sounds stupid.

Call your friends/family members their respective warrior name, even if they hate it or won't respond Instead of saying, 'I'm from Los Angeles' (or where ever you may live), say your 'I'm Rippletail of ThunderClan' (or whatever your name/clan you got from the name generator)

Your favourite internet site (besides Fanfiction, lol) is the Warriors site.

You compare your friends/family members to cats in the series.

You describe your self as a cat, not a human.

People are afraid of your obsession of Warriors.

You've written a book report or two on one of the books.

It scares you to think that there is a person who hasn't read Warriors.

You forced….er, got your friends/family members into reading at least one book of the series.

When someone mentions how obsessive you are about the books as a bad thing, you take it as a compliment.

You refer to Warriors in conversations on a daily basis. You've written Warriors fanfiction when you were really supposed to do homework.

Your Warriors fanfiction is longer than any essay you've ever written

You've called your teacher 'a cruel leader'.

…to their face.

Instead of saying 'Oh my god!' you say, 'Great StarClan!'

You insult people by calling them a stupid furball.

You wonder why people aren't insulted by being called a stupid furball

You quote any and every character at the weirdest times.

You tried to start a 'Warriors Lovers club' at school. It probably failed, and you got angry.

You are waiting for the series to be translated into another language, to give you an excuse to go to the bookstore and get the book.

You often say to yourself, "What would Bluestar do?" when you come across a tough decision.

You tried to start a Warriors blog on the internet.

There are multiple Harry Potter fansites, and you wonder why there is only one Warriors fansite.

You can relate to five things on this list.

You read the whole list

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “What do you have against paper?.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “I is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the
button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
32.Meow occasionally.
33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
39. When you get to your floor, push all the buttons and get off.
40. Take out your phone and copy and paste this into your profile

Good Friend: Knows all your best memories.

Best Friend: Has lived them with you.

Good Friend: Will stop you from doing something stupid.

Best Friend: Will hands down never let you do anything stupid . . . alone.

Good Friend: Helps you up when you fall.

Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again.

Good Friend: Comforts you when you have just had a terrible breakup.

Best Friend: Goes and beats them up...really...bad?

Good Friend: Knocks politely on your door.

Best Friend: Barges right in and yells, "I'M HOME!"

Good Friend: Hands you your shoe when it falls off.

Best Friend: Grabs it and runs away with it yelling, "You'll never see this shoe again!"

Good Friend: Will be a guest in your house.

Best Friend: Will raid your refridgerator and make themselves at home.

Good Friend: Disagrees when you say, "Words can't hurt me."

Best Friend: Will hit you over the head with a dictionary to prove you wrong.

Good Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they drop it.

Best Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they reply, "Okay, now what's wrong? "

Good Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Get well soon."

Best Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Soooo, if you die, can I have your (insert really valuable item that you own.)?"

Good Friend: Will talk you out of running away from home.

Best Friend: Will tell you to keep in touch and help you pack. (Only if it's for a good reason)

Re-post if you truely believe in God, and even if you don't. God and Jesus are heroes!

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and DON'T IGNORE THIS because in the Bible it says, "If you deny me on Earth, I will deny you in front of my Father at the Gates of Heaven."

99% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber's name was reaped in the Hunger Games, but if you are part of the one percent that would volunteer just so you could chase him with a knife screaming "THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!" put this in your profile! Yass Plzzz

- 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!" DO IT!

41 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.

7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair.

17. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair.

38.Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out mango everywhere you go.

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?!

MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, quote now!

"'Are we in trouble?'" Iko said. Cinder, By Marissa Meyer

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch.

Diet coke

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

CHICAGO FIRE, YAY

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:00

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Idk what time. Playing with my cats

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A book

9. What are you wearing?

STALKER!!!!!!

10. Did you dream last night?

Actually, no

11. When did you last laugh?

35 minutes ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nope. wait... Do my dreams count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

interesting

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Patriot

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Bananas

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like potatoes

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Animal Abuse/Child Abuse

19. Do you like to dance?

eh not really

20. Obama:

Oh no please save me! Take it away! TAKE IT AWAY!!!!!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Jesse

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

James

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Hello

Something to think about: If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Oh, deep, I know.

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun sitting on your shoulder.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away from him, and you've got his shoes.

If you you are reading this, congratulations! You are one of my people! ( THE CRAZIES UNITED )

Or, your just immortal/have a strong crazy reputation, or I know you in real life. Which is highly unlikely. Remember... I'm watching you.

*Backs away into crazily placed wardrobe. "NARNIA!!!!"*

Continue with caution

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Keep smiling; it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I was gifted, but my people thought I was supposed to be more crazy, so they gave me even more gifted powers!!!!

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. (Duh)

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?

(100 percent me)

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.

You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

When you get caught looking at her, just remember, she was looking back.

I am not insane, everybody else is, I'm normal!!!!

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

The rules only apply if you get caught.

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's.

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you.

So many stupid people, so little duct tape.

I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?

I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.

I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

Time you enjoy wasting, wasn't wasted.

People who kiss rear ends aren't as respected as those who kick them.

Stopping to remove rocks from your shoe beats arriving at your destination with blisters.

True heroes live forever, in those who continue their legacy.

Too few characters, flying around like that, everybody loves a hero people line up for them. Cheer, and scream their names... and years later they tell about how they stood in the rain for hours... just to catch a glimpse of the one who taught them to hold on a second longer.

I believe there's a hero in all of us, that gives us strength, keeps us honest, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride.

Someimtes, to do what's right, we have to be steady...and give up the things we want the most, even our dreams.

The one thing you love more than a hero, is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you.

With great power, comes great responsibility.

Why do we fall? So that we can learn.. to pick ourselves up.

Its not who we are underneath, its what we do that defines us.

Training is nothing, will is everything.

mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity?

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's it gonna do, KILL me?

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons… well, at least you have free lemons now.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you can become something else entirely... a legend.

Why so serious?

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Some men, aren't looking for anything logical like money, they can't be bought.. bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with... some men, just wanna watch the world burn.

They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast... he can make the choice that no one else can make... the right choice.

Vigilance is the price of safety.

The night is darkest just before the dawn.

Sometimes, the truth isn't good enough, sometimes the people deserve more... sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos... and you know the thing about chaos? Its fair.

When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other.

In their last moments, people show you who they really are.

Things are always gonna get worse, before they get better.

The only morality in a cruel worl is chance... unbiased, unprejudiced, fair.

You can strap up your leg and put your mask back on, but that won't make you what you were.

If you're working alone, wear a mask.

You do not fear death, you think this makes you strong? It makes you weak...How can you move faster than possible? Fight longer than possible?... without the most powerful impulse of the spirit, the fear of death...

I do fear death, I fear dying in here, while my city burns... and there's no one there to save it.

You have my permission to die.

Oh...you think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the dark... I was born in it, molded by it... I didn't see the light until I was already a man... and by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the uninitiated, but we are initiated...aren't we Bruce?

There can be no true despair without hope.

A hero can be anyone, even a man doing something as simple, and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders... to let him know that the world hadn't ended.

"Can I change your mind? About quitting the force?"

"You know what you said about structures becoming shackles? You were right, and I can't take it, the...injustice.. I mean, no one's ever gonna know who saved an entire city."

"They know... it was the Batman."

There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you... and the rules aren't weapons, they're shackles, letting the bad guy get ahead. One day, you may face such a moment of crisis, and in that moment I hope you have a friend like I did! To plunge their hands into the filth, so that you can keep yours clean.

Speak of the devil, and he shall appear.

1- Dating withing the team always leads to disaster.
2- You're a princess of immortal warriors, I'm a rich kid with issues, lots of issues.
3- If anyone eer found out I had someone special, they'd never rest until they had gotten to me, through her.

LIFE IS NOT ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS, ITS ABOUT LEARNING TO DANCE IN THE RAIN

10 FACTS ABOUT MY VICTIMS

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again :)

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

Copy and paste this to your profile if you fell for it. You know who you are.

Name: Swirlsong

Gender: Shecat

Clan: Thunderlcan

Description: Sleek light gray shecat with slightly darker tabby stripes, bright blue eyes.

Personality: Kind, caring, sarcastic, loving, respected

Age: 34 moons

Parents: Shadowflame (father) and Silversky (mother)

Mate: none

Kits: none

Rank: Deputy

My Wolf OC

Name: Silver

Age: 3 years

Description: Beautiful silvery gray she-wolf with blue eyes

Pack: Skypack, formerly rouge wolf

Rank:highest ranking female for Skypack

Medicine Cat Name:

Spottedfern- Light, creamy brown she-cat with gold tinged fur and green eyes

Rogue/Loner Name:

Crystal, white shecat

Kittypet Name:

Echo (Spoiled silver tabby)

What is your villain name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name, and second half of your least favorite.)

Breezeflower Black shecat speckled with dark gray Favorite-Breezepelt Least-Rainflower

What is your Kittypet name? (First thing to your left.)

Butterfly Pretty white and brown tabby shecat (Butterfly blanket)

What is your half Clan name? (Take something to do with one Clan, and then add something to do with the other.)

Shadowsky Dark gray shecat with light blue eyes (Thunder Shadow)

What is your rogue name? (First random object to your right)

Charger (Black Tom with dark red stripes)

The name the website gave you?

Skyfur

What would your warrior name be?

Swirlsong

What would be the name of your kits?

Snowkit, Shadekit, Rainkit, Stormkit, Bluekit (Snowstorm, Shadefrost, Rainstone, Stormpaw, Blueshadow

What Clan would you be in

Sky Clan

you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination (How'd you know?!?!?!?!?!), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.