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My Name: Katy, Penguin, Pengy, Klutz, and a bunch of others I don't remember...

My Gender: Female. If not I've been buying the wrong underwear...

My Age: As far as you know, I could be 82.

Where I live: Not tellin' YOU!

My picture: Pete Wentz pickin his nose

Fics to come (hopefully):

WHATEVER I WANT!!

Things I Enjoy

The Twilight Series (pairings: Bella/Edward)

The Maximum Ride Series (pairings: Fax, maybe Niggy)

High School Debut (pairings: Yoh/Haruna)

Fanfiction!

Ninjas

Flying

Cheese

My friends

My nickname

PENGUINS

Being random (eggplant!)

Uh...Bagels?

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Panic! At The Disco

Flyleaf

Paramore

Linkin Park

Three Days Grace

Boys Like Girls (I know. I'm a nerd.)

Things I Hate

Nasty, perverted teachers (I'm talking to YOU Mr.Adams)

Nasty, perverted pairings

Being clumsy (I've sprained my ankles 8 times, sprained my wrist 4, and broken my arm and two fingers once)

Figgy pairings

Flies (I hate them! They carry so many diseases! No, I'm not a clean freak...)

Quotes

The eggplants from Wisconsin did it. ~ me telling my mom I CLEARLY did not blow a hole in the backyard

What?

Ggjhbshbfjasghjbhjc...?

What!?

Fhgfhfhgfghc!?

What are you SAYING!~ me having a deaf moment with my friend Allison

Really!?

nods head

NO.WAY.

YES.WAY.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Are you positive?

Uh huh.

OH YA! YES!~random moment (Hey! So I can't remember ONE THING...)

WHAT!?

Ya, mom.

I cannot BELIEVE you ding-dong-ditched an old lady!~my mom and my brother Patrick

You did too take my panda!

No, I didn't!

Bitch!

Asshole!~me and Allison (we're bestest friends, so we didn't really mean it.)

Okay, Allison. I'm gonna call your 'boyfriend' and tell him what a fucked up bitch he is. Then you say, "I hate you, Nazi!". Okay?~me telling Allison what our plan was for her break-up with Will.

Random Stuff

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Try Reading This:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site.OMG-It's-a-PENGUIN, RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, Bellaness, -Aikio-Hatate-, Nightsbane-Flock-Protector,

Something Totally and Freakishly Scary/Creepy

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

"I'm going to the bathroom. Be right back." Well, duh. It's not like, "I'm going to the bathroom, and you will NEVER SEE ME AGAIN!" Utterly unimportant!

If you have ever chanted, "Edward, Edward." in your sleep. copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a picture of Robert Pattinson and put it in a frame, surrounded by candles, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned down a fire department, copy this into your profile.

I think that's all...