SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Basically a giant dump of oneshots, all pairings. AkuRoku, RiSo, Zemyx, Cleon, and more! Some stories may be pure smut. Some may be pure fluff.

Harry Potter linked his magic with Severus Snape and they have both survived the Final Battle. How will Harry deal with losses, an angry snape and the end of the war while struggling with his new role as Snape's husband? AU warning. Slash Warning. SSHP

When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,

When Sasuke Uchiha, age 20 found out he was pregnant his first reaction was blankness, which then turned into shock, Naruto on the other had whooped and ran from the room screaming about man babies. NaruXSasu

Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.

In which Axel drags his friends up north for a little old-fashioned camping. Akuroku. Zemyx. Smut.

There has to be an Origin to everything, even magic. To bad Harry had to find that out the hard way, and with a certain blonde Slytherin in tow... MPreg, Creature fic DMHP, Sirius is alive cause I wuv him

No strings. No promises. No commitment. Just a single night of passion to ease the loneliness. It wasn't until Harry discovered he was pregnant did things start to become complicated. M-preg. Starts as HP/LM. Ends as HP/DM

Sherlock attempts to discover what he wants and needs from John. Also, keep them both from getting killed. And also cover up a murder ...

He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Begins after the end of the anime's first season. Some divergence from anime plot, with elements from the manga.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

AU. Alois is one of Mr. Trancy's rent boys, the best at what he does, until a certain customer changes all of that. Claude x Alois. Dark.

In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.

Ginny doesn't read, but Draco does. And that made all the difference to Harry. Drarry. EWE. Inspired by You Should Date An Illiterate Girl. By Charles Warnke.

Learning to live again after your loved one throws you away is hard, coping with some very unexpected news his harder and what will Naruto do when Sasuke suddenly wants him back? Happy SasuNaru Day!

His hair is black and white like piano keys and Soul wonders what his music sounds like. ;Soul/Kid;

After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.

One winner. One loser. And a whole lot of ladies underwear. AkuRoku. Happy Valentine's Day 2011.

Sometimes all happiness takes is a change of circumstances. L/Light, fluffly lemon meringue AU one-shot. Answers- What if Light was a Wammy?

Sequel to The Great Tragedy of Severus Snape. SLASH Harry and Severus have been married for five years when a minor mishap in an unkempt potion's lab leads to disastrous results.

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

Sasuke does something to Naruto that he shouldn't have... YAOI, LEMON, M-PREG

I'm in the mood to write drabbles to celebrate my return to the fandom. Who wants to play? Give me a prompt, any old prompt, and I'll write up to 300 words. Rated M for the possibility of mature content in some of the drabbles.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Jiraiya always said, "If you don't show or tell him what you want, how is he supposed to know?" : HET, Fem!Naru, SasuNaru, SasuFem!Naru :

Without quite knowing why, Sasuke Uchiha agrees to help a self-confessed murderer who shows up on his doorstep. NaruSasu, AU, yaoi, One-Shot.

Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy

To keep Sirius from dying, Harry will do anything, even if she doesn't know she's doing it. NON-OoC Girl!Harry/SS, cannon thru GoF, with a dash of sarcasm, spring cleaning, and mature themes.

Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!

A drunken one night stand lead to something more, four years later it bites Harry in the ass... Oneshot! Drarry

Normally, Mello wouldn't be caught dead traipsing about with an umbrella; if it rained, it rained, and so be it. But an umbrella did find its way over his head once, thanks to a certain redheaded schoolgirl. Mello x girl!Matt. AU oneshot.

I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.

Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.

Harry must decide what path to take -- to start a new life or salvage an old one. H/D, with a tiny smidgen of H/G. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.

Being Mrs. Uchiha wasn’t a bed of roses. Having an ice cube for a husband and an army of kids, there is only one person who would have survived through these hardships. Uchiha Naruko, a perfect wife and mother. Until her world came tumbling down. Sasunaru

Naruto's in love with a man. Kasumi Uchiha is that man. Naruto doesn't know. What to do? What to do? SASUNARU yaoi.

AU one-shot. When Uchiha Itachi laid eyes on Namikaze Naru, it was love at first sight. But their worlds are worlds apart as she was the heir of one of the wealthiest families whilst he was from a poor family. But then, their love was put to the test.

Sasuke we are lost souls and I'll find you again somewhere someday. She made that promise to him that no matter how long it took she'd find him. Even if it took two life times to do.

NejiTen part of Fire, Earth, Air and Water. A mission to the sand leads to a confession and a kiss oneshot NejiTen

You jump, I jump...remember' Two people from two very different worlds meet on the maiden voyage of the unsinkable RMS Titanic. NaruSasu ItaSasu AU/AR

It’s been two years ago that L died. But Light feels no satisfaction. After realizing he wished he could have known the true person of L, Ryuk reveals another shinigami power. He can travel in space and time. Will Light take the risk? Will he meet L again

The way Sora saw it, he was doing Roxas a favor by trying to break up him and Axel. The way Roxas saw it, Sora was being a big jerk. The way Riku saw it, this was a way to get closer to Sora. But what's up with that purple haired kid? He looks kinda emo.

When it came to women, Jiraiya wasn’t at all picky. So long as she had breasts and a vagina, he’d do her. This would, of course, inevitably come back to bite him in the ass. AU, JINARU, CRACK

Two years ago, L left Raito without a word. Now's he back. What does he want? AU LxRaito. Warning: Genderswitch. Complete.

Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito

After the final battle Harry find Severus avoiding him. He confronts the man and it's downhill from there. Snarry. Slash. Mpreg. Be warned.

Light and L have escaped Japan and have started a new life in America. But their troubles are far from over. In this new land there are much more frightening things than mass murderers and death. After all, what could be more terrifying than feelings?

Akamaru had always thought humans were complicated. He was not prepared for just how complicated they can be, starting with one simple word...Sai x Kiba yaoi Akamaru's POV Mpreg

COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]

The title pretty much says it all..now try to guess what exactly he's confessing! SASUNARU! boyxboyIf you don't like don't read! No lemons yet but will come in the future. R&R ENJOY!

Draco is out having dinner with his wife. And then Potter walks into the restaurant. HD slash.

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

When everyone around Harry begins thinking practical, Harry has a hard time adapting

Snape hears some bad news and things go downhill from there. Slash, HPSS. MPREG. Complete