Basic facts about ME!!! yes ME!! MEMEMEMEME!!

HI!! My name is Gertrude and i'M 86 years old!!!! Just kidding. I'm really 93. I live on the planet Mars.

Soooo, HI! I'm really called Mara, 13 and a girl. But my friends call me Nitz, because thy say I'm like his character on the tv show 'Undergrads', in the sense that I have the ability to stuff my face and barely gain a pound!!!! And this is how said friends introduce me to other people : 'Oh. That's just some crazy person. You can call her Weirdo.'

I also have many other nicknames such as: freak, idiot, pathetic excuse for a human being, enculée de ta race, connasse... basically any insult in any language!!! Oh, and the sentences you are probably going to hear during a conversation between me and a friend is
Friend:' So do you have the 5$ you owe me??'
Me: *blinks innocently* Heheh... *runs away*
or,
Friend:' What the hell are you doing with my wallet???? OH! Don't you ever hug me again!! EVER!'
Me: OK... *runs off to spend money on CANDAY*

But I am nice!! Some of the time...

ALSO, my family is weird and my sister believes it is FUNNY to set my alarm clock to 2:00 am... and my Dad lives in France for some unknown reason. I live with my mom in (ugh) CANADAAA!

LIKES:

MUSIC: Rage Against The Machine, Marilyn Manson, Good Charlotte, Rob Zombie, Tupac, The White Stripes, The Beatles, Billy Idol, Outkast, The dust brothers, AFI, Linkin Park, Evanescance (I WENT TO THEIR CONCERT!!!)... And others...

Movies: MATRIX!!(Duh), LOTR, POTC (For obvious Jhonny Depp resons.), Chocolat (see parentheses for POTC.) the Replacements (for obvious Keanu reasons), The Mummy (MUST KILL KID FROM MUMMY RETURNS THOUGH), Chicago, Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, Fight Club, Death To Smoochy, Zoolander, Dude where's my car?, Seriously dude, wheres my car?, Monty Python and the holy grail, The Indiana Jones trilogy, Star Wars trilogy, The Emperors New Groove, ALICE IN WONDERLAAND!! YAAAAAY!!! *coughcough*... And lotsa others.

BOOKS: too many to name

TV SHOWS: Family Guy, That 70s Show, FAIRLY ODD PARENTS (YAY)!!! The Simpsons, INVADER ZIM!! Spongebob Squarepants... And others

MY FAVE MATIX FICS: Matrix Madness by Hobbit eyes, The Matrix Redyed by Random Thoughts, The Consequences of Following a Talking Ferret by Tanuki Yasha, Free Your Mind If You Can Stand The Pain by Nain... And lotsa others, but mainly those.

Quotes:
'God is coming. Look busy', 'Not all women are dumb. Some stay single',
'What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.'
All of those are from bumper stickers.

'If stupidity got us into this mess, then souldn't it get us out??'
Will Rogers

'Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.'
Unknown

'I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.'
Douglas Adams, Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. ( One of my favorite books!!)

'Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?'
Lisa Claymen

'Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.'
Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in 'Fight Club'

'The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You put it on, dance the night away with a stranger and then you throw it away. The condom, not the stranger.'
Helen Somethingorother as Marla Singer in 'Fight Club'

DISLIKES

MUSIC: 50 Cent!!!!! I HATE YOU!!! And that's pretty much it. I like pretty much all music. EXEPT FOR HIS!!!!

MOVIES: The Ninth Gate, Bambi... And a few others

TV SHOWS: Degrassi!!!!!!! And any show that is realistic or cheesey in any way.

Books: I dunno... Not a lot

Peepale hoo cant spel.

OH!! and flames that just say ' i dont like ur story. u suck!! Stop writing' How can i make it better if i dont know WHY my fic is bad!!!

Well there ya have it. Please review any of my fics you may read... Without reviews, I shrivel up and die. Pleeeeease?

THINGS TO EXPECT: A LOTR fic in which Frodo becomes a obnoxious girl, and a ROTK fic about a crazy movie-goer's day at the movie theater. And I will update my Neo diary... soon...