Hi, ppl! my name is... im not tellin you. Ha!

penname:chibi-rasengans

age: Wouldnt you like to know?

ive written no stories so far i just made an account

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

Personality: I think that school is troublesome (yes i like shikamaru's catch phrase.)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress,SharinganWarriorTribute,sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever,chibi-rasengans

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Eidolon Twilight Princess (My friends said the exact same thing EverD's did... did we really defy pyshics?), MissingExodus (Yeah, I was late after I did that. My physics teacher was out of it the whole class period. He was muttering something about 'stupid teens defying the laws of physics'.) Gosurori Otaku (And I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE), Kaiseress (YES, I'M A SPAZ, DARNIT!!! lucky Zane, i bet HE'S never clumsy. ah, well, love him anyway),SharinganwarriorTribute('),sasukerules.org(i have done it AT LEAST 1,347 times i have many issues just ask SharinganwarriorTribute) Gaara-Ino4ever (I have fallen down a flight of stairs so many times, my friends wonder how come I haven't died, or even broken anything.)chibi-rasengans

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their ass off at the others.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

You know when you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)sasukerules.org(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Gaara-Ino4ever(hmm... uhhhhhh i know... Hami from "Over the Hedge")chibi-rasengans(the use of chakra. then we could do anything)

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides.

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile

copy and paste his if you think the following quesions are funny copy and paste this if you think the following questions are stupid and have no point to them these are random questions i got from a quiz on suta-raito.com(go to that website if you would like to do the quiz)

1) Some idiot tries to break into your bathroom.You:

Lock the bathroom door.= )

Depends...what if they just need to go?

Is...this based on what i did yesterday?

Threaten you have a killer tiger with you

Scream and start chanting: DOOM ON YOU

2)You eat butter with:

BUTTER!?

Um i eat butter...with toast...

A SPORK!

A spoon maybe I don't eat it i throw it at houses

3) You found a penny on the ground.You:

Pick..it up

Sell it to an old lady for 5 pennies

Poke it with a dog's tail.

Steal it. Even though you found it...

4) which activity would you rather do...

hang out with BFS(best friends)

throw peanut butter at pigions(that comes up once again)

hide from the scary creatures in the outside world

sell overpriced candy to little kids

lay back and relax

(this is the 5th and final question) How many fingers am i holding up?

WHOA!

20?

6

You're scaring me

Banana!

Okay so... WHO WaNtS CoooooooooooKIIIIESSSS... and chocolate milk...

IF ANYONE FINDS WHAT IS BELOW THESE WORDS OFFENSIVE PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE SO I KNOW TO REMOVE IT!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

101 Ways To Be Annoying

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that youll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someones roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someones shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you dont want to fall off "in case the big one comes."

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesnt rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other peoples parties.

102. Use 102 instead of 101 for your lists.

(c) 1996, Wit Publishing, Inc. _

I am sorry if anyone finds what is below offensive. If you want me to take it off my profile send me a message. i just thought it was funny so i posted it.

The SHIT List

1. GHOST SHIT: The kind that you feel the SHIT comes out but there is no SHIT in the toilet.

2. CLEAN SHIT: The kind where you SHIT it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

3.WET SHIT:The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped. so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you wont ruin them with the stain.

4. SECOND WAVE SHIT: This happens when you are done SHIT-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to SHIT some more.

5. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD SHIT: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

6. LINCOLN LOG SHIT: The kind of SHIT that is so huge you are afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush first. 7.

GASSY SHIT: It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.

8. DRINKING SHIT: The kind of SHIT you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

9. CORN SHIT: Self-explanatory.

10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-SHIT, SHIT: The kind where you want to SHIT but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

11. SPINAL TAP SHIT: Where it hurts so badly coming out of your butt, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

12. WET CHEEKS SHIT: (The power dump): The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

13. LIQUID SHIT: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

14. MEXICAN SHIT: It smells so bad, your nose burns.

15. UPPER-CLASS SHIT: The kind of SHIT that doesn't smell.

16. DANGLING SHIT: This SHIT refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

17. SURPRISE SHIT: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but ooops!!! --a SHIT. _

Computer Viruses

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80 MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting.

BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk then re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again.)

MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying to much for the AT&T virus.

PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack--once if by LAN twice if by C:\

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."

RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole damn thing quits.

MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Prevents your system from spawning any child process without joining into a binary network.

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS #2: Their is sumthing rong wit your komputer, ewe jsut cant figyour out watt!

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS: Prbably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each one does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

GALLUP VIRUS: Sixty percent of the PC's infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time. (Plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin error.)

TERRY RANDLE VIRUS: Prints "Oh, no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail?" message.

TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file. ADAM AND VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screen splits erractically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

FRUEDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

PBS VIRUS: Your program stops every few minutes to ask for money.

ELVIS VIRUS: Your computer gets fat, slow, lazy, then self destructs; only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.

OLLIE NORTH VIRUS: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.

NIKE VIRUS: Just does it.

SEARS VIRUS: Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and a set of shocks. J

IMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Your programs can never be found again.

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #2: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy.

IMELDA MARCOS VIRUS: Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.

STAR TREK: Invades your system in places where no viruses have gone before.

HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.

GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating, "Read my docs...No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional Virus.

CLEVELAND INDIANS VIRUS: Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286/AT.

LAPD VIRUS: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self defense."

CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS: Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews, but you still love it.

ORAL ROBERTS VIRUS: Claims that if you don't send it a million dollars, it's programmer will take it back.

RABBI VIRUS: Prevents your computer from working from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday-and finally snips the end off your power cord."

SAM NUNN-FOR-PRESIDENT VIRUS: Your computer simply refuses to run."

BILL BRADLEY VIRUS: Your computer's logic board gets fed up and quits out of the system."

GERALDO VIRUS: Coats your screen with a slime that even Windex 95 can't remove."

MELROSE PLACE VIRUS: Every Monday night your computer runs a bunch of stupid self-referential subroutines that look great but lead nowhere."

If anyone finds what is below offensive, or anything above, please send me a message so i can delete it.

Likes:NARUTO NARUTO NARUTO the grim adventures of billy and mandy,Fanfiction.net ,kappa mikey,the secret show,avatar the last airbender,and thats it.

eeire similaritys:Naruto and avatars theme of elements. I had a thought that aang could do fuuton:rasengan because of his airbending style buut thats just a thought.

another one: codename:kids next door and the grim adventures of bill and mandy.During the ep where billy and mandy go to mars ,when the global map of earth apears he says"Hey this isnt codename kids next door... just as mesmerising though" and in billy and mandys big boogey adventure, numbuh 3 takes the place of the reaper.Also, when grim is on trial and is about to be striped of his powers he says "W-who are you gonna give it to..the kids next door?".Not to mention the crossover that aired a few days ago.Just a thought:What if the put that crossover into a whole string of episodes?Wait...JUST INInsparation for a storyJUST OUT

dislikes: sauske in canon andin stories when he is the, arrogant ,power hungry,with a kunai up his ass,bastard,sakura when shes a harpy,and thats it.

Fav pairings: (naruto) naruhina sasusaku nejiten inochou shikatem kakanko asumakurenai (TGAOB&M) billy and mandy

Story in my head: the grim adventures of the cartoon network.going under Knd because KND are in every chapter.

Thats all...FOR NOW! BUHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

TTFN

CHIBIIIIRASENGANS