Some chinese proverbs for you - chuckles.

'Man who stands on toilet is high on pot'

'Man who runs infront of car is tired. Man who runs behind car is exhausted'

'War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left'

'Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion'

- Hi! So I am not going to write much about myself here seeing as I don't know who will be reading this =D (no offense to you guys - i am sure you are all amazing peeps! just paranoid =P)

- I am 15 and i basically hate my life. woop woop for me! lol. I have a back problem (ouchie) and have not been in school for almost a month now! So guess what? As i can't move I spend all my time stealing my brothers laptop and reading all your guys TOTALLY AMAZING stories! Thats a plus in my life =) -- Thank you so much for writing them all! They keep me sane (or as sane i ever was! heh heh)

- A couple of points about my stories (if you can be bothered to read this):

They will almost always be long and complex - i am not one to do things halfway.

Having said that I love writing but don't do it often so I am very sorry but updates will not be weekly or daily. I write when i feel like it and when i am inspired as this produces a far better story and a much better plot line =D I also write with encouragement (sp?) - something which only you guys can give me!

THE CULLENS WILL ALWAYS PLAY A MAIN ROLE IN MY STORIES ('cos you know i could just MARRY them all ;D). However, it may be told from the viewpoint of a character I have made up. I find this is more interesting, personal and it makes sure that my stories are repetitions of others!

SO to end my little rant i just want to add that I have never shown any of my writing to friends/family/teachers etc so really have no idea how good it is. In this light i woud really appriciate it if you would review what you read, even if you think my work should burn in hell =D This will help m improve and will, of course, make me happy =D

HAPPY WRITING/ READING EVERYONE! and thank you times a million.

- K -