To anyone who has read/is reading 'The Mission Didn't Quite Go To Plan':

Umm... So, the summer holidays are almost over for me, and I haven't managed to write any more, partly from lack of inspiration, partly from sheer lack of time (damn family). It seems therefore unlikely that I will be able to update in the future. Not that anyone actually cares, I s'pose... *total silence from the Internet* Ok then. XD Honestly, I hate hate hate it when authors leave stories unfinished, so joining their ranks probably pains me way more than it does anyone who has read/is reading my story.

Pathetic excuses over.

Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
- Ambrose Bierce

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
- Oscar Wilde

When you say to a child, 'It's bedtime', what the child hears is: Go and lie down in the dark. For hours. I'm locking the door now.
- Dylan Moran

At the age of 11 or thereabouts, women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he's lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in his late 70s.
- PG Wodehouse

To an American audience: I'm from a little place called England. We used to run the world before you.
- Ricky Gervais

My dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire'. Which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
- Peter Kay

Now the country is in a terrible state and you've blamed it on a number of things - unemployment rate, the value of the pound, and all that. It's actually because the national anthem is boring.
- Billy Connolly

Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe.
- Douglas Adams

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