What would have been different if Naruto had a temperamental old lady and a perverted old letch for parents? What would have changed and what would stay the same? Cowritten with Ld 1449 (Pairings will be a surprise. Non-Yaoi)

Bella jumps off the cliff and is *not* seen. How Jacob and Bella's relationship might have progressed. Series of as of now plot-less lemony oneshots. Enjoy!

AU. "Ignorant to everything around you, the shadows, the eyes...you do not pierce the veil, do not covet the knowledge held from you...sheep, mere sheep is all you are." Those had been Itachi's words to all of them and the truth is...He was right.

I never really understood why people had such a hard time distinguishing the twins; Rebecca had a sweet and serene face, sorta like an angel. Rachel was the one with the permanent evil glare towards me.- Paul imprints on his worst nightmare.

What if Bella never jumped off the cliff? This story picks up from that part in New Moon. It gives Jacob his chance, finally. If Edward decides to come back, whom will Bella choose? Who is Cole and what are his motives? Read and find out!

Nessie is sixteeen - five, actually - and she decides it's time to start keeping secrets. Jacob is afraid of loving Nessie; Nessie is afraid of Jacob himself and Edward is just afraid of Jacob touching his daughter. Now complete and edited .

Jacob hated all those stupid vampires, and their stupid need to protect that demon spawn Bella named Renesmee. Well, there was that one. The Irish one. She was just so little, so delicate looking. Jacob/Maggie, in which Jacob DIDN'T imprint on Renesmee.

Things get interesting around the Cullen household when Jacob and Rosalie's verbal aggression turns physical. Rated M for lemon. Humor ensued!

“Oh please! Don’t give me that ‘just partners’ crap. You’re in love with her.” Angela has an interesting conversation with Booth and confronts him about his feelings for a certain someone. B&B oneshot.

Jake finds a most unusual teacher to show him lessons in love. A story for the First Annual KittenMischief - Whose Line Is It Anyway Contest Rated M for lemony goodness

Okay, this is just something I came up with one day while listening to the radio. I know it's not the greatest, but it was written late at night. Jake and Rose have been hooking up at the borderline for nearly six months. Why couldn't they stop?

We've known each other, but no one knows it. Not even him. It was a sunny day when I met Jacob Black, and it was a cloudy day when he had apparently forgotten me. Jacob/Angela.

Parker is a lot like his father and Brennan finds herself unable to resist him… B&B with lots of Parker cuteness!

“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.

Title says all if you've read Breaking Dawn- I did my best to leave out spoilers.

AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.

There is thunder in our hearts. Oneshot. Mild Jacob/Angela. Set just after 'Eclipse.'

After three years abroad, Naruto has returned to Konoha, intent on retrieving Sasuke. What he never expected to find was a Ninja from a faroff country, who regards herself as his. What is her mysterious connection to him? NarutoxOC. Possible NarutoxTemari

What happens when two souls use each other to block out their pain without realizing that maybe it meant something more. NaruAnko. Cowritten with GrimMalice.