Uh, hi? My name is Whispering Swirls. I actually have two other accounts, but that is only because of a mistake (sorta). Their pen names are Flying Squirrels 57 and Light of Shining Stars.

I am female. 12 years of age. And my name is _.

My Warrior Cats clan is WindClan, and my Hogwarts house is Hufflepuff.

I like and dislike many shows, so I'm not going to even try to name all of them. XD

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When you open it, he collapses

When he sees you reading it, he faints

When he sees you living it, he flees

Just when you try to re-post this, he stops you

Can you hear that voice that says this is silly and so are you if you re-post this?

I just defeated him. Copy and paste this on your profile if if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up the sword.

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)

2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)

3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)

4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)

5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)

6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)

7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL

8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)

9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)

10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)

11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)

12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )

13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)

14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)

15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did.

Bold what you have done

Graduated High school

Kissed someone (Give me a break, I was 3!)

Smoked cigarettes.

Got so drunk you passed out.

Rode every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid.

Gone to a rock concert

Helped someone.

Gone fishing

Watched four movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time without sleep.

Lied to someone.

Been dumped.

Snorted cocaine.

Failed a class.

Smoked weed.

Dealt drugs.

Been in a car accident

Been in a tornado.

Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).

Watched someone die

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself

Ran a marathon.

Cried yourself to sleep

Spent over $200 in one day.

Flown on a plane.

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Been sailing.

Cut yourself

Had a best friend

Lost someone you loved

Shoplifted something.

Been to jail

Had detention.

Skipped school.

Got in trouble for something you didn't do (So many times because of my younger sisters)

Stolen books from a library

Gone to a different country.

Dropped out of school.

Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.

Fired a gun

Gambled in a casino.

Had a lemonade stand.

Actually made money at the lemonade stand (Mostly because the cookies we also sold xD)

Been in a school play

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Gone to Sea World

Voted for American/Australian Idol.

Written poetry.

Read more than 20 books a year. (I think so, anyway)

Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Wondered about your sexuality.

Used a colouring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches.

Taken a taxi.

Seen the Washington Monument

Overdosed.

Been in a fist fight.

Suffered any form of abuse.

Had a hamster.

Petted a wild animal.

Used a credit card.

Gone surfing in California.

Dyed your hair.

Got a tattoo.

Had something pierced (Ears)

Been on the Honour Role

Known someone with HIV or AIDS.

Taken pictures with a webcam.

Started a fire.

Had a party while your parents weren’t home.

Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.