I will never ever let another profile be as long as mine. Yes this is a competition...to me... to see who has the most words. Don't mind me i am just CRAZY. whoo hoo

Guardian Angel

Here is an angel sent to watch over you... in order for the angel to work you must pass this on to the people you want watched over...

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said that breathing was uncool half the female population would die. (I LOVE ORLANDO)

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and I know you did.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (MY 4 EX-FRIENDS)

WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. Avoid using punctuation

2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

3. Have your co-workers address you as you wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood".

5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go".

6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.

7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time.

8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso.

9. Decorate your office with mesquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day.

10. At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!"

If you can't wait to Strike Out ALS, put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?" copy this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.