After sharing the deepest part of yourself with the most important person in the world, one should not have to experience the miserable emptiness of waking up alone. Candy, K2

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

A place to dump strange one-shots. Firecracker: Office AU, rated T. Cube farm desk monkey Soul Evans tries to distract his typhoon boss Maka Albarn by sending her a bouquet of flowers from a 'Secret Admirer'. He also steals a lot of her banana bread on lunch break. SoulxMaka

After being rejected from the only college she applied for Wendy turns to her grade school arch enemy for help. Will Eric Cartman use his influence to destroy Wendy's pride and dignity or will Wendy be able to turn the tables on him? CartmanxWendy

Then he tells you, "Nothing's impossible." Then all you have to say is, "Well, some things are." - Scraps, basically. Boyish soliloquies, dream sequences, silly emotions. Nothing too good here.

Most kids in his class hate Drama, and Kenny's no different. Shame his life is so God damn full of it. Crenny and Candy interlinked with a production of Othello. Ongoing.

Soul wants to take the next step and explore the more physical side of his relationship with Maka. However, Maka's own misgivings about intimacy are making that rather difficult. Dedicated to Marsh of Sleep and heavily inspired by her fic "Amplify".

It was just a regular day, a regular booty call, a regular best friend. Wait. "Regular" best friend? Mordecai's POV. MxR. Rated T, but be cautious. 5 Chapters. Alternative ending posted soon.

Kenny confesed to Kyle that he loved him. But Kyle just didn't feel the same though. But now that Kenny's dead, maybe he'll love him back.

Wally wants to try something a little…different. Kid Flash/Robin. Slash. Rated M.

When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE

Life seems to be falling apart for Wendy Testaburger. School is harder than ever, her long term boyfriend is distant and her friends seem to be ignoring her. To top it all off she's just landed two weeks in detention with her worst enemy, Eric Cartman.

There's no excuse for this. pwp

Kenny just can't find the right thing to say to Wendy.

Candy fic: "Her words are simple, but they bite like steel. Her lightning shoots through him, tingles ringing like an echo through his body."

When Megan has no idea what chocolate is, let alone what you do with it, it falls to Wally and Dick to introduce her to one of man's greatest inventions. One-shot and an attempt at humor.

The bird began to traverse over the passage, his grip tightening even further... and all the world would slowly fade away, as if it were only a dream; a figment of his imagination, like the feeling that it's almost raining...

"You know what they say. When you can't be with the one you love..." "Bone your roommate on the side?" Kind of Crenny. Kind of Crendy. Hints of Style.

Entire fic done in text messages. Style, Crenny, Kendy, Kybe, K2, Stenny, Stendy and Cryle.

Phone-sex fic of sorts. Mordecai calls Rigby to gloat about his most recent conquest.

There's one thing that makes this crappy job worthwhile. Crenny oneshot. Contains no lemons, but does have limes. A whole crate of them! Plus some strawberries and maraschino cherries.

There's a fine line between love and obsession. Cartman/Wendy/Stan love triangle, Kyle/Bebe budding romance, and Kenny, the perverted comic relief character. Based on The Phantom of the Opera.

Maka has something she has been meaning to tell Soul for a long time, only she can't do it face to face. Instead she will go to that special place where they shared their first dance, a place that only exists inside the man she loves. Soul/Maka LEMON

Soul/Maka Oneshot Fluff. Soul is awoken by a strange noise in the morning. What is this uncool sound and what will it take to make it stop?

"Come on, Craig! It'll be no fun without you!" "It'll be no fun with me. Prom is just a stupid, shallow, over-rated end-of-year dance that girls—and Clyde, evidently—spend way too much money on dresses for."

Soul, Maka, PWP, getting jiggy with it, bondage, sap, fluff, fun times. I cannot say how much I absolutely suck at summaries. Please R&R.

Craig's been very bad, and he needs to be punished.

"She doesn't want to analyze if she's trained him to be hard as long as he's underneath her, or if he actually finds her attractive." SoMa, femdom!Maka, depressing fluff, smut, crack, etc. For ChaosViper, 'cause it was her birthday yesterday.

It makes it that much harder to win. Especially when you're up against Eric Cartman. Crenny.

Request on the Soul Eater KINK MEME at Shibusen LJ community. Maka accidentally handles Soul improperly in weapon form in a way that really turns him on. He transforms back to his human form and the results are obvious. Kinky fun ensues.

Craig and, for lack of a better term, his "friends", "enjoy" a few "average" days in the town of South Park, Colorado.

The downside to being best friends with Kenny McCormick was Cartman, and the inevitable descent into chaos that he carried in his wake. Candy. Oneshot.

Sometimes Maka is just too much for Soul to resist...

Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.

"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you've given me. That's what I'd hoped to give you forever." Oneshot.

"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.

Oneshot. Hunter plays a game with Shawn to pass the time. Short story!

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

A belated Thanksgiving story. The story of how Ben and Riley first met, which happens to be earlier than many may think. AUish.

Death the Kid notices that one of Maka's pigtails is higher than the other, of course, Kid being the perfect Shinigami that he is, decides to fix it for her despite Maka's protests. Death the Kid and Maka. NO LONGER A ONE-SHOT.

Both John Morrison and The Miz have fallen for the French-Canadian beauty, Maryse Ouellet. Who will capture her heart in the end?

It's Riley's birthday and one of his presents is a really bad asthma attack. one-shot. complete R&R! no slash just fluff.

Oneshot.Triple H tries his hardest to talk some sense into Shawn Michaels. Angsty. Rated T for theme and language.

Soul thinks that Maka is a strange one. Soul/Maka

Stan is assigned an essay about phobias, and Kyle sure is a big help. Style one-shot, from, like, the beginning of time.

A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.

He loved her. Soul/Maka drabble.

Book of Secrets deleted scene. Ben & Riley friendship, maybe slash. Bittersweet. Riley took a few hard falls on this 2nd treasure hunt,where one's found & one's lost.Physically and mentally hurt,Riley's surprised it is not Ben who is asking if he's alrigh

Book of Secrets deleted scene. Riley's not going to leave Ben, no matter what happens to himself. Riley and Ben friendship. Slight Ben Riley slash if you squint.

The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.

[ClydexKenny] An exhausted, boiling hot Clyde will do anything for a bite of Kenny's Klondike bar. 8D

Alone in life, Cartman desperately tries to find a friend he can play his favorite game with. Cowritten with KyleisGod.

Just why did Allie choose Noah over Lon? Hmmmmm....