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Joined 07-24-10, id: 2462809, Profile Updated: 05-29-12
Author has written 4 stories for Ben 10, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

1: Name - Adam
2: Zodiac sign - Taurus
3: 3 Fears - The concept of death, Wasps and maybe being left alone
4: 3 things I love - cartoons (sad,yes. care, don't), food and movies
5: 4 turn ons - Outlandishly coloured hair, curves, a personality and anime-like eyes (god I'm strange)
6: 4 turn offs - General bitchiness, greasy hair, coffee breath and an arguementive nature
7: Sexual orientation - Straight
8: My best first date - N/A
9: How tall am I - 6'5" I believe
10: What do I miss - My life before high school, minus the parts where I made proper friendships
11: What time was I born - Around 11 pm
12: Favorite color - Blue, but it was Green at one point and Red at another
13: Do I have a crush - Yes, on someone who is already taken and who I'm already good friends with
14: Favorite quote - "The thing about perfection is that it's unknowable. It's impossible, but it's also right in front of us all the time."-Kevin Flynn, Tron: Legacy (I don't have a fave quote set in stone, but this is one of them.)
15: Favorite place - My bedroom, it's like an extra apendage the ammount of time I spend in it.
16: Favorite food - Meat Feast Pizza or a Gammon Steak
17: Do I use sarcasm - Heavily
18: What am I listening to right now - Zilch
19: First thing I notice in new person - their height probably
20: Shoe size - UK size 13 (I've heard all the sayings before, so shut it)
21: Eye color - Blue
22: Hair color - Dark Brown with a tiny bit of very faded red
23: Favorite style of clothing - jeans, black shirts, converse and leather coats (I even wear my heavy black one indoors!)
24: Ever done a prank call? - Small part of prank call to the U.S. police once.
25: What color of underwear I'm wearing now?- Black with a white line on the waist.
26: Meaning behind my URL - It's a shortening of my real name, minus the 998, that my family uses frequently. I came up with the NoBrainer part at random.
27: Favorite movie - The Star Wars or Harry Potter Saga
28: Favorite song - Current fave is Had Enough by Breaking Benjamin
29: Favorite band - right now it's Skillet
31: How I feel right now - hungry
32: Someone I love - apart from family love, none really
33: My current relationship stats - single, but life can be easier that way
34: My relationship with my parents - trust my Mum more than anyone on Earth and my Dad is almost up there with her on that, but secretly I think I'm a bit of a burden on them.
35: Favorite holiday - my recent one to Australia:the weather was just right, I got to see family members I hadn't seen for years or not at all and I had fun for the most part.
36: Tattoos and piercing i have - none
37: Tattoos and piercing i want - not really
38: The reason I joined Tumblr - Can't be arsed getting a URL for one.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - I've never really had a girlfriend, so no.
40: Do I ever get "good morning" or "good night " texts? - My friends do weird shit, but nothing like that.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - The last person I texted was my drama tutor so no
42: When did I last hold hands? - no idea at all, next?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - longer than it should be XD
44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? - I'm a guy, we don't generally do that...but I have shaved my toes once
45: Where am I right now? - my bedroom, like always
46: If I were drunk & can't stand, who's taking care of me? - The hell? Moving on...
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - Depends where I am, but I don't mind it loud
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - Yes both.
49: Am I excited for anything? - My 18th birthday and the party I'll be having for it
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - Yes, but not exactly everything.
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - 75% at possibly exaggerated guess
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - Apart from my family this morning, I randomly bear-hugged a guy in my class yesterday.
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - couldn't care less as we kissed as a dare.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - most likely
55: What is something I disliked about today? - Thought I'd got off scott-free for doing coursework for a drama performance I wasn't involved in, turns out I have to regardless. BOLLOCKS!
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - George Lucas maybe, so I could thank him for making an inspiring film series close to my heart... and so I could also berate him for being a sell-out.
57: What do I think about most? - What people (and I mean anyone, even strangers sometimes) think of me.
58: What's my strangest talent? - Curling my tongue (Yay gene-pool)
59: Do I have any strange phobias? - Wasps, I have no clue why I'm so afraid of them.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - Either, depends how i look or what I'm doing at the time
61: What was the last lie I told? - Given my track-record with it, I probably lied on Tuesday when I answered 'no' to my tutor's question about if I had any coursework to be doing while everyone else in my class was rehersing.
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - Neither, one I can barely hear people on and the other is glitchy
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - Both, but I'm more inclined to believe in aliens as the universe would be rather shit if we are the only sentient life-forms in it.
64: Do I believe in magic? - To a certain extent.
65: Do I believe in luck? - Sometimes.
66: What's the weather like right now? - Cloudy and darkening as it is dusk right now
67: What was the last book I've read? - A book about Tim Burton that was shorter than I would've liked it to be.
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - maybe
69: Do I have any nicknames? - Ads and plenty of ones both funny and rather explicit from my time at school and college
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? - Falling onto a door frame and cutting my eyebrow or spraining my wrist after falling off a scooter.
71: Do I spend money or save it? - I try to save it but...
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? - Sort of
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? - A cap for a highlighter pen on my sock drawer.
74: Favorite animal? - Can't pick one
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - Sleeping. Hard to believe seeing as most people my age are either on Xbox or their laptop all night. And they have the cheek to say they're tired.
76: What do I think is Satan's last name is? - I don't know the last name of my dance teacher, so I'll go with Natile.
77: What's a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - None really.
78: How can you win my heart? - Except me for who I am mainly.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - Knowing how my brain works, some sci-fi related quote.
80: What is my favorite word?- One that rolls of the tongue easily
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - None
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - People of the world, I have something to say to you*farts* That is all.
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - Nope.
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - The ability to fly.
85: What would be a question I'd be afraid to tell the truth on? - Something very personal about another person or myself.
86: What is my current desktop picture? - A poster for the Avengers movie.
87: Had sex? - No.
88: Bought condoms? - No, but I was randomly given some by girls at college once for no reason.
89: Gotten pregnant? - I'm male.
90: Failed a class? - Judging by my GCSE results, I'd say most likely.
91: Kissed a boy? - Yes, it was for a girl I was gaga over, nuff said.
92: Kissed a girl? - Yes, both of them dares strangely.
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - No
94: Had job? - Did work experience at a pre-school for two weeks, and did a paper-round once for someone and royally screwed it up.
95: Left the house without my wallet? - Not yet
96: Bullied someone on the internet? - I've harmlessly trolled my sister on Facebook chat once or twice LOL
97: Had sex in public? - Nope
98: Played on a sports team? - I was part of a swimming team.
99: Smoked weed? - No
100: Did drugs? - Only legal ones.
101: Smoked cigarettes? - Yes, and my friend tried to convince me I was dying after just one the evil basterd.
102: Drank alcohol? - Yep
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - Fuck no, most vegatables taste like solid water to me.
104: Been overweight? - No idea
105: Been underweight? - With my diet of chips, burgers and other fatty crap?
106: Been to a wedding? - Yes, two by my count.
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - Oh yes.
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - Back when there was stuff to watch maybe.
109: Been outside my home country? - Yes.
110: Gotten my heart broken? - Sort of feel that way right now, but it's nothing major.
111: Been to a professional sports game? - Think I saw a car race when I was little.
112: Broken a bone? - Sprained my wrist
113: Cut myself? - Yes.
114: Been to prom? - Yes.
115: Been in airplane? - Yes, and recently I decided it's the shitest way to travel.
116: Fly by helicopter? - I wish.
117: What concerts have I been to? - None
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - Not really
119: Learned another language? - Studied German and French, the latter at GCSE level
120: Wore make up? - Once to cover up a blemish on my chin for a performance
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - No.
122: Had oral sex? - No. (Yay for being nigh on asexual)
123: Dyed my hair? - Yes, a red fringe
124: Voted in a presidential election? - No.
125: Rode in an ambulance? - Nope
126: Had a surgery? - When I was little I had surgery to stop my ear infections.
127: Met someone famous? - I met The Wolf from the UK version of Gladiators when I was too young to remember. He gave me a signed baseball cap.
128: Stalked someone on a social network? - I hope not.
129: Peed outside? - Probably would be better than when I tried to in a bottle once.
130: Been fishing? - Nope
131: Helped with charity? - Had my hair shaved off once for it!
132: Been rejected by a crush? - Ain't we all.
133: Broken a mirror? - Nope
134: What do I want for birthday? - An I-pod touch
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? - No idea if I even want to have them, but if I have a son I'd want the middle name to be Brian-Charles.
136: Was I named after anyone? - My middle name is my dad's name, and my first name used to my mum's last name. Right creative bunch my parents LOL.
137: Do I like my handwriting? - Can be messy-looking to some.
138: What was my favorite toy as a child? - My extensive collection of die-cast Thomas the Tank Engine toy trains.
139: Favorite Tv Show? - Doctor Who since 2005
140: Where do I want to live when older? - No idea for now
141: Play any musical instrument? - Nah
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? - One on my left eyebrow from where it was stiched up from an afforementiond door frame incident.
143: Favorite pizza toping? - Meaty ones
144: Am I afraid of the dark? - Used to be, but I grew out of it after i realised how stupid it was sleeping with my door wide-open.
145: Am I afraid of heights? - Can be.
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? - I snuk out of high-school once or twice and got caught only beacause I decided to hide out at my grandparents house.
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? - I'd like to think so
148: What I'm really bad at - *unrolls list*
149: What my greatest achievements are - My Steps to Sucess award from primary school, raising 250 pounds for charity by shaving my hair off, Most Improved Swimmer of the Year for the Canvey Swim Team, passing my Level 2 course in Media
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - Nothing I am willing to disclose.
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery - Try not to spend all the winnings
152: What do I like about myself - I could think of a list of things I don't like.
153: My closest DA friend - None really.
154: Something I fantasize about - Anything that comes to my mind.

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Clean Slate - A Bruce x Selina Story reviews
Both my first ever Batman x Catwoman fanfic and my first smut fic in years. I've actually been meaning to write this story ever since I left the theatre for The Dark Knight Rises over six years ago. I suck at getting things done. Batman and it's associated characters DO NOT belong to me, and I am making NO profit from this whatsoever.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
A Time For Giving-A Gwevin Christmas Story reviews
On Christmas Eve night, 12 year old old Gwen Tennyson goes out in search of an old friend...or rather enemy, Kevin Levin. This story is set during the time between the Original and Alien Force series. Has some course language.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Catching On-A Devlin Levin Short reviews
Gwen and Kevin try to get their baby boy Devlin to say his first word, with an odd result. Mostly fluff with some Gwevin banter.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Devlin, Kevin - Complete
Wash Day Gwevin reviews
A trip to the shower on a hot day turns into kinky events for Gwen and Kevin. First story uploaded to FF, wooo! Warning: This is a lemon.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete