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Does anyone around here know how to get rid of fake blood on clothing? please help.

also, "stalker" , whoever you are, please tell me. i think i know you.

thanks to every one who reviewed, but sadly i didnt make my 100 reviews thing.

... so many ideas but so little ways to put them on paper.

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If you could read that, paste it to your profile and write who you got it from ( me )

Oh yeah, and the chat format got fixed... turns out you guys can stop me :)

REVIEW!

Personaly If u are a random person maybe youd like the random rants or whatever it is. I fyou like stories yadayadayada read the Carytus thingy...

i love anything posiedon, hermes, hades, or chiron related.

im not exacly the best at grammar and spelling, so please bare with me... also, my caps button is jammed and i always forget to use shift... Update: my caps locks thingy works again!!! YEAH!

i will soon begin a book called dreamer i hope..., so, if you read it someday... 100% COPYRIGHT(sadly, im not allowed posting it here...)

DO NOT ASK WHAT PANKAKES IS ABOUT AND WHY IT IS SPELLED LIKE THAT, PLEASE.

some people ... its not really my style, but i like it and nobody can stop me! bwahahahahaha! see sixth bold thingy above this.

I am between 1 and 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. have fun guessing! (sarcasm) (lol id laugh so hard if u guys got it right)

i hate... um.. let me see... JASON THAT -SPAMMING-SPAMMING- SON OF A - SPAMMING-SPAMMING-GOD! and a bunch of other, less important things...

things i have eaten: blue chocolate chip cookies. ( luckly i encountered no monsters...)

Dream pet: Blackjack. u suck if u don't kno him!

goddess i would want to be: hm... goddess of centaurs? ( I am a fan of Chiron, U kno...) or random ppl...

one day i would like to: GO TO CAMP HALF-BLOOD AND KILL JASON AND MEET CHIRON AND THEN ride blackjack...

I like the coulours: BLACKBLACKBLACKSILVERBLUESEAGREEN AND ORANGE.

My apploness is contageous:

Gods made coke,

Gods made pepsi,

Gods made me,

Oh so niceley,

Gods made rivers,

Gods made lakes,

Gods made jason,

Mc.buttface.

Oh well, we all make mistakes... :)

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: Anywhere near da centaurs

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer: thats a bit personal...

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: Percy, Chiron, Hades, and Nico (no duh)

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Hm.. hard one, let me see... u idiot! DID YOU PAY ANY ATENTION TO MY PEN NAME?! I HATE JASON. THAT -SPAMMNG-SPAMMING-SON OF A -SPAMMING-SPAMMING-LIGHTNING GOD.

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Answer: THE BOOK THAT JASON DIES. OR MAYBE CLOSEST TO DYING. ( I AGREE, BOB) or the one where chiron is most featured in...

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer: Sorry, but I'm going with Chiron ( he is an AWESOME centaur...)

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: um... I cant awnser without offending some gods and godesses...

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer:squeel, hug him, then yell at him for not killing jason when he could.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer: Chiron, Grover, Percy, Poseidon, Kronos, and a handful of my other friends. And they will let me in.unless they wan't to mess with the ruler of the underworld...

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer: I won't dignify that with an awnser. jk! Percy, no duh

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: Um, hey, I got to go. then point over his right shoulder and walk(run) away on his left side...

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer: Percabeth forever.

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: Hug Hades, Hug posiedon before I hug Hades, then plan to overthrow Zues.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: That sounds wrong... but i'd probably play cards with a buch of centaurs, satyrs, friendly monsters, and demigods/god other than zues or Jason the newb.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Answer: Don't have one...THERE ARE TO MANY!!!

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: any moment that does not include the newb jason

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

Answer: I have alot, so i cant chose...

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: When hermes tells percy that Athena told him to tell percy to keep away from her daughter (does that make sense?)

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: Enchiladas

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: "You should be dead" i wish, chiron, we all do...


The Percy Jackson Oath:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachael
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the PJO lovers know!

Copy and paste that onto your profile if you are a real PJO fan!!!


You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When...

~There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

~Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

~When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

~You burn food to see if it smells good.

~You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

~You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

~You sometimes try to control water.

~You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

~You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

~Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your godly parent.

~You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

~Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. (I do this to see if they do have and I ask them where they got it :P)

~You are a PJO character for Halloween. (Not really... but I WIIIILLLL!)

~Recite lines randomly from the books.

~When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

~Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. (Sometimes)

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

~You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (DRIVES THEM ABSOLUTELY INSANE! )

~You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

~You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

~That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

~In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

~You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (And start screaming at their faces. Ahem, lecture.)

~When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" (Actually anything that has to do with PJO. Even the tiniest.)

~You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

~You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies. (i wish...)

~You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

~You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (Yup.)

You give all your siblings god parents

~You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.(I call them Ares kids...)

~You quiz fellow classmates on the minor gods and win. (No, duuuuh!)

~You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

~You still think Thuke could happen. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAY!)

~You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

~You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

~Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

~You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. (cough, YEAH!)

~You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. (Haha. Confuses people soooo much!)

~You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (HADES, YEAHHHH!!!! Especially with poeple who go to church around! It annoys them! )

~When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

~You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod. (You wait, my friend. Someday... You just wait.)

~You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

~You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

~You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

~You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

~You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

~You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

~Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon. (Not really... but i thank him sometimes! I don't know why...)

~Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

~You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. (Been praying for so long! Triathlon, kids' version, is coming in October at our school!!! Wish me luck. :P)

~You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (katy perry!!!!!)

~Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

~You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (I pray to him whenever i get near water.)

~You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. (NO! NEEEEVER! WON'T GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION!)

~You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

~You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

~You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (Ha.)

~You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??? (No. :P)

~Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

~When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (No! Kronus RULES!.)

~You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

~Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (I would if I owned a suit of armor...)

~You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

~Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

~You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (I do it for the sake of it. Not because i really need it.)

~And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

~You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

~When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

~You cried when you finished TLO.

~You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. (AND donuts, and pineapples, and cake, and da SHEEPIE! Wink, wink. You know who you are!)

~Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

~You're in love with a fictional character. (Hmm... Am I now?)

~You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.

~You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.

~You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. (EVERYONE SHOULD!!!!)

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.

~You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. (Maybe... cough.)

~You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

~You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. (It was awkward. Don't ask.)

~You know which pages the good parts are on. (Uh, DUH!)

~You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (Taylor Swift songs are made for Percabeth.)

~You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (I would if i have a dog.)

~You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Titan-y parent?)

~You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

~You have a plan to get out of school early on October 4th, so you can buy The Son of Neptune, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

~You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

~You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

~You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

~You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

~Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

~You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Yea...About that...)

~You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (Annoys them shit-less.)

~The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?(Yup, Yup! I snap when they say they know Harry Potter and not PJatO.)

~On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a ~monument.(i think of her when i see ANY monument)

~You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

~You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

~You know PJO better then most sane people. (If you haven't noticed, this girl is anything but sane.)

~You have links to every great PJO site.

~You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

~You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

~At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. (If they don't, plop not my friend anymore. What's with the sound effect? ...)

~You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. (Still trying every chance i get. The garden hose have the 'mist' thing on it. :D)

~For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.

~Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.

~You are trying to learn Greek. (Not to mention how to swear in Greek.)

~You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

~Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.does arabic count?! i know a bit...

~You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

~You have an instant crush on Nico! ( that was personal)

~You just have to research more about Greek mythology.

~You call up the Camp Half Blood number.( then i start cursing hermes for ruining the call)

You want to learn Latin. (No, never. Jason speaks Latin! Eww.)

~About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.

~You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.

~You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

~Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. (Most of them know. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!)

~A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. (LOTS of 'em. and again, I'M (kind of) PROUD OF IT!)

~You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.

~You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. (HA. Yup.)

~You own every single book.

~You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

~You call yourself a demigod. (Demi-Titan.)

~You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. (AND IT IS!!! YOU KNOW IT!)

~You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

~You've called someone you know a satyr.

~You name your pet fish Clovis.i will name my next fish that...

~You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).

~You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.

~When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

~You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.

~You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". (In my head.)

~You try to talk to horses.( i always do, u got a problem with that?!)

~You try to summon the dead. (EXCATLY, MOM! That's where the extra food went to! And sacrifice, of course...)

You try to summon lightning. (Zeus/Jason related. NO!)

~You try to breathe underwater. (It works a bit, actually!)

~You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

~You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. (Sadly, they don't. Yet.)

~You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things. (YAAAAAAAAH!!!)

~YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!! (Oh, NO! No, I don't! *hint sarcasm*)


Percy Jackson and the Olympians Survey

1. Which book from the series was your favorite? Why?

Loved all of them, especialy TLO cause there is lots of chironness ( that is a word)

2. Which Olympian god/goddess is your favorite?

um... i cant decide... everyone but zues.

3. Which Olympian god/goddess is your least favorite?

who do you think? ZUES THE -SPAMMING-SPAMMING- LIGHTNING GOD!!! -

4. Which half-blood in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?

Favorite? UM.. thats hard...PERCY JACKSON, NO DUH! let me see... least favorite? A CERTAIN JASON MC.BUTFACE. PERHAPS? YES!

5. Which mortal in the series is your favorite? Least favorite?

Favorite... GO SALLY! DIE, UM... LETS JUST SAY I HATE ALOT OF PPL...


This or That

Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth) or Lukabeth (Luke and Annabeth)?

PERCABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annabeth or Rachel?

idk... i think ill go with Annabeth.

Thalia or Luke?

Thalia cause it isnt her fault her brother is a total newb. ( she couldve killed him, though)but also luke cause of the whole hero thing but i still have a grudge cause the Kronus side of him slammed chiron into the wall thingy _

Riptide or Backbiter?

RIPTIDEEEEE!!! FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wisdom or the Sea?

both...


True or False (opinion based)

Percabeth?

TRUE!

Prachel?

NO WAY IN THE UNDERWORLD WILL I LET THAT HAPPEN.

I have read all of the books in less than 2 weeks?

TRUE. THEY. WHERE AWESOME UNTIL JASON CAME ALONG...

I wish that when Annabeth kissed Percy that they weren't about to die and he would've kissed her back.

BOTH. ILOVEDIT BUT HE SHOULDVE KISSED HER BACK...

I have written fanfiction for this series.

I HAVE, NO DUH!


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A Prank Gone Wrong by ExplodingSkies reviews
When Travis and Connor are challenged to pull the greatest prank ever they,of course agree. But when everything doesn't goes as planned and the Gods dissapear off the face of Olympus, Connor and Travis try to fix their mistake. But is it to late? TRATIE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Connor S., Travis S.
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Everything a Child of Hermes Needs to Know by ExplodingSkies reviews
When Travis and Connor turn 15, their dad gives them a book on how to and when to prank. They use it to cause havoc all over camp, from Ares' missing their armor, and Athena cabin being infested with real and fake spiders. Hillarity will follow.Tratie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,661 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Carystus, the son of JUST READ IT, PLEASE! reviews
this is about Carystus, the son of... someone... Anyhow, it all starts when a rumour is spread that Chiron has a son at camp...and you can guess what happens next.There is a jason in this, but he obviously isn't the jason i hate.otherwise he'd be dead
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Chiron, Percy J.
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