Matthew is dead and Alfred isn't. That's all there is to it. That's the issue. Therein lies the problem. Matthew is dead, and Alfred should be too, but he isn't. Mutant/Superhero!AU. Warning for character death, some descriptions of violence, attempted rape and mental instability. Four-shot. Going from sad to maybe-okay-to-okay.

The Royals have been found, the vows have been exchanged, the coronation has proceeded without incident. Now if only the king and queen were happy. USUK, Cardverse, M for sex

Arthur is tired of Alfred calling his scones, "Petrified Sofa Stuffing," every time he served them to him. So he seeks out advice from the professional! Francis. Will he finally be able to show Arthur a way of baking edible scones or will the American get beyond jealous? US/UK, hints of FrUK AU BL

Alfred met Arthur, the snake boy, when he was twelve. And then, he met him again when he was eighteen. Six years is a long time, and Alfred discovers the horrible fate that has befallen the snake child after the day he first failed to save him. Unable to break a promise, he frees Arthur from the clutches of his captors. It was the dullness in his eyes that compelled him to.

Karkat has been acting strange. He's been avoiding, flinching, and Dave is convinced it has something to do with him. Davekat. Because I love Davekat. Also there will be sexy things in later chapters. I only expect this to last for like three chapters.

Takes place after the 'Our Failed April Fool's' episode in the Beautiful World Series. Both Alfred and Arthur couldn't find the 'embarrassing photos'. Arthur is understandably angered and wants revenge. But Alfred is getting distracted by how cute his lover is in that nurse outfit and decides to act on this opportunity to play with him...established USUK pairing with lovely YAOI.

Arthur is always left by everyone. It's gotten to the point he has a fear of being alone, so when he meets an exotic Spaniard and is invited back to the man's place, he goes along and things... Get hot and oh so sexy. Warning: Smut!

A fateful encounter on the playground makes an impression that will linger for years. When Alfred and Arthur meet again, years later, will the chemistry still be there even though Arthur has suffered for so long? Possible Mpreg, Dom/sub relationship, mature content!

Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.

Deep in the forest, there is a rabbit and a fox. Sometimes your meal is just too good looking to eat though. It's alright to indulge yourself every now and then. Especially if you're meal has a nice butt. AU. fox!Scotland/rabbit!England. Smut, dubcon

Karkat needs advice from John, but Dave is over. Seeing as the two of them are the cause of his dilimma, he's a little wary of entering the lions' den, so to speak. And he has good reason to be. Threeway, PWP, epic fail first attempt at JohnKarDave.

"You have heard the phrase 'Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them' ... I believe that you fit all three." - US/UK/US.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred