I am Nyx, of Fictionheim, and I am burdened with glorious purpose

I, Nyx Rayne, pledge myself to fictional books, movies and TV shows. I turn my back on the company of people, accept eternal nerd-hood and join the fandoms.

Greetings from down below! So, I’m Nyx, and this is probably the weirdest, most random profile you’ll ever read, no kidding.

This is my profile. It's twelve pages north of desolate and a few clicks away from driving you completely insane. It's located squarely in the folds of crushing feels.

Fanfiction. In a word, chaotic. I've been writing for more than half of my life and yet I remain fixated with this rabbit hole of crazy. But it's not so bad, I have shipping, reading and a pleasant array of fanfics. The only problems are the pests. You see, while most people have family drama or bad school grades, we have... writer's block.

Most people would stop obsessing over fictional characters. Not us. We're fangirls/fanboys. We've got stubbornness issues. My username's SarcasticFangirlFromDownBelow. Great name, I know, but it's not the worst. Us nerds believe that a long, unintelligible username will scare off flames and plagiarists. Like our geeky writer demeanour wouldn't do that.

The main fandom: that's Superwholock, Chief of Tumblr. They say it's the first and strongest of the multi-fandoms. Do I believe it? Yes I do.

The one that revolutionised views on magical arts is Harry Potter. I've been engrossed in it ever since I was young. Well, younger. Oh and that's Percy Jackson, Marvel, Hannibal, Shadowhunters and Disney. Their writers get so much more reviews than me.

One day I'll get my name out there on the charts. Because writing a fanfiction is everything around here. A fluff fanfic is sure to at least get me noticed. Crack fanfics are entertaining, writing one of those will definitely get me some followers. Hurt/comfort? Emotional, exciting; double spectrum, twice the amount of reviews. And then there's the multi-chapter fanfictions, only the best authors go after those. They have this nasty habit of being put on hiatus or getting themselves discontinued. But the ultimate prize is the story a bare few have ever tried. We call it the...

TRILOGY SERIAL! GET DOWN!

This thing never updates on schedule, never ends chapters without cliffhangers and never fails to torture your favourite characters. No one has ever written a trilogy serial on Greek Mythology, and that's why I'm gonna be the first...

Okay *ahem* with that weirdness aside, time for some info:

- I'm gay as hell.
- I absolutely LOVE this site and spend half of my time on it, it's like my safe space.
- I fully support ALL human and animal rights. We are all EQUAL regardless of race, religion, sexuality or gender.
- Pluto is a planet! And I will defend it with my dying breath!
- English is not my first language (so I apologize for any SPaG mistakes).
- I know karate but I suck at singing and Maths.
- I believe that there is only one rule in life, and that's to be kind to each other.
- I generally tend to update on a weekly basis (I am now on hiatus for an unknown amount of time).
- I am interested (and currently researching/studying) literature, language, ethics, mythology, classical civilizations and culture.
- I aspire to be a paleontologist when I'm older (but I'm also interested in biology, chemistry, sociology, archeology, astrobiology, astrogeology, paleobiology, seismology and zoology).

Full Name: Nyx Rayne

Pen Name: SarcasticFangirlFromDownBelow (previously known as Lucifer'sFangirlFromDownBelow

Fandom(s): Too many to name. Basically I'm a fan of pretty much everything.

Friends VS Best Friends

Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
Best Friends: Will go up to him and punch him in the face.

Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
Best Friends: Will call him and whisper “Three Days…”

Friends: Will help you up when you fall
Best Friends: Will laugh and trip you up again.

Friends: Will help you find your prince.
Best Friends: Will kidnap him and bring him to you.

Friends: Will hold you when you’re crying.
Best Friends: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friends: Will offer you a drink.
Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you.

Friends: Will call the police.
Best Friends: Will help you bury the bodies.

Friends: Will bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Will be in the cell next to you saying “That was awesome! Lets do it again!”

Friends: Never ask for any food or drink.
Best Friends: Are the reason your fridge is empty.

Friends: Call your parents by Mr. or Mrs.
Best Friends: Call your parents by Mum and Dad!

Friends: Ask you to write down your number.
Best Friends: Have you on speed dial.

Friends: Only know a few things about you.
Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

Friends: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing.
Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Friends: Will knock on your front door.
Best Friends: Will walk in and say “I’m home!”

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best Friends: Already know not to tell.

Friends: Will take your drink from you when they think you’ve had enough.
Best Friends: Will yell “Girl finish that! You know we don’t waste!” when you are drunk.

Friends: Will comfort you when you’ve argued with your boyfriend.
Best Friends: Will go over to his house and kick his ass.

Friends: Will be embarrassed when you act weirdly or do something stupid.
Best Friends: Will act weirdly and be stupid right along with you.

Friends: Are shy around your boyfriend.
Best Friends: Will tease him until he’s redder than a tomato.

Friends: Act polite around your boyfriend.
Best Friends: Will threaten to break every bone in his body if he ever hurts you.

Friends: Will tell you they understand when you are crying.
Best Fiends: Will sit down and cry with you.

Friends: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour.
Best Friends: Will call you at two in the freaking morning.

Friends: Will not let you do stupid things.
Best Friends: Will not let you do stupid things… alone.

Friends: Will help you buy a pregnancy test.
Best Friends: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming “NAME IT AFTER ME!”

Friends: Will buy you lunch.
Best Friends: Will eat yours.

Friends: Will not do anything to embarrass you in front of your crush.
Best Friends: Will cackle evilly and ‘accidentally’ push you into him.

Friends: Will read and ignore this.
Best Friends: Will read and repost this.

Friends: Will help you hide from the cops.
Best Friends: Are hiding with you because they’re the reason the cops are after you!

Friends: Will comfort you when your house sets on fire.
Best Friends: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friends: Will go with you to a Comic Con.
Best Friends: Will help you kidnap Tom Hiddleston.

Friends: Are for a while.
Best Friends: Are for life.

If you have ever read Fanfiction for at least three hours straight then wondered how on earth it got so dark outside then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like reading Fanfiction more then you like reading books then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that life without computers and Fanfiction is meaningless then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know a person that you would like to be run over by a bus then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing Fanfiction then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you fan girl whenever you see Loki and/or Tom Hiddleston then copy and paste this into your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people then copy and paste this into your profile!

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and all the boring people in the world then copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal, saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and you like it then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love Loki and think he should have at least ten movies all to himself then copy and paste this into your profile!

98% of teens can walk without crashing into walls, if you’re like me and somehow always end up in the 2% that can’t then copy and paste this into your profile!

My ceiling is white. I like Loki. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it then copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, normal is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it then copy this onto your profile!Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar then copy this into your profile!

If you have a secret that nobody knows then copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you relate everything to the Avengers (particularly Loki) then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do at random moments then copy and paste this in your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you’ve ever done the evil laugh then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, wall, door or any other surface then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever wanted to just throw a brick at someone then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you’re hyper, like being hyper and are hyper all the time then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you’ve ever tripped or choked on air then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you screamed like a little girl when you saw Tom Hiddleston performing at Comic Con then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cried for hours on end each time Loki died then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you were ever about to hug a really hot person then crashed into the mirror then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you’ve ever screamed at a book or the TV then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you’ve ever wondered what you’re like in another dimension then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear the voices of your favorite characters in your head and have conversations with them then copy and paste this into your profile!

Quotes That I like:

Heaven doesn’t want me and Hades is afraid I’ll take over.

If you don't think I'm a princess then you're 100% right, I'm the damn queen.

Don’t knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

You say ‘crazy’ like it’s a bad thing.

Join the dark side. We have Loki!

Excuse me … have you seen my sanity? I think I’ve lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall of a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Sanity and maturity are overrated.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

When life gives you lemons throw them at people you hate.

I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me and the walls and chairs are bullies.

WARNING: DO NOT walk in my footsteps … I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death; what’s it gonna do, kill me?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult journey awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I know how you feel, I just don’t care.

I’m sorry but I don’t wake up every morning to impress you.

Hating you makes me feel warm inside.

It’s okay with me if you want to drop dead.

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friend’s head.

I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

I’m not arguing with you, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.

I didn’t say you were stupid … but I did think it.

I'm sorry I called you stupid. I honestly thought you knew!

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you

Never argue with an idiot, they’ll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I have an extensive experience in dealing with idiots and I speak fluent sarcasm.

I’d tell you to go to hell , but I live there and I really don’t want to see you every day.

Normal people scare me … but not as much as I scare them.

There are two types of fangirling: “WHY CAN’T I MARRY HIM?!” and “WHY CAN’T THEY MARRY EACH OTHER?!”

I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high functioning fangirl, do your research

Me: I like this movie
Me: *gets movie DVD*
Me: *gets all of the sequels and prequels on DVD*
Me: *buys and reads all the books*
Me: *worships characters*
Me: *sells life and soul*

Even if the voices aren’t real they have some really good ideas.

I’m friends with the monster under my bed and I get along with the voices inside my head.

If Loki is the God of Mischief, then I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good.

When in doubt push random buttons!

Don’t ever attempt a staring contest with the wall, it cheats a lot.

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

To put it nicely, I hope you burst into flames.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Some people are like Slinkies. They’re really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible?

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you had been good this year, he died laughing.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It’s unanimous; you suck.

Love your enemies, it gets them really confused.

I like waving at random strangers because I know for the rest of the day they’ll be wondering who the hell I was!

Flying is simple, you throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, others say the glass is half empty, I say, “Are you gonna drink that?”

The Wi-fi went down for ten minutes so I had to spend time with my family, they seem like nice people.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

It’s alright to make a mistake, I make them at least ten times, you know, just to be sure.

In order to lose your mind you need to have one in the first place.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic and death, my work here is done.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

When boys are jealous it’s kind of cute, when girls are jealous World War III is beginning.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good, luckily this isn’t difficult.

Men came before women because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

I’m not afraid of being kidnapped. They’ll bring me back after 1 hour.

The best thing in life is doing something that is thought impossible in front of your arch enemy.

God made man and then he said, “I can do better than that.” and made women.

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

There’s three way to do things: the right way, the wrong way and my way; which is wrong too, but faster!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny.

Of course I’m out of my mind it’s dark and scary in there!

I am beautiful, but I am beautiful in the way a forest fire is beautiful. It is something not to be tampered with but admired from a distance.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant therefore chocolate is salad.

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run.

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

If people could hear what I was thinking they would back up slowly then run away as fast as they could.

Labels are for cans and in case you haven't noticed I'm not a can so don't label me!

Stress: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's natural desire to choke the living daylights out of a person who desperately deserves it.

I had a friend once but then the rope broke and he got away.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

One day I will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Be insane... because normal girls never made history.

There is no "I" in "team" but there is definitely a "me".

I ran with scissors and lived!

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Two wrongs don't make a right... but three might.

If all else fails then destroy all evidence that you tried.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.

You say I’m not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I’m not cold then I’m hot. I know I’m hot, thank you for embracing it!

I can’t help but notice that ‘awesome’ ends with ‘me’ and ‘ugly’ starts with ‘u’.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people you hate.

You know humans have a very annoying habit. It’s breathing.

I don’t hate you but lets put it this way if you were on fire and I had a bucket of water I would drink the water.

I love everybody, some people I love to be around, some people I love to avoid and others I would love to throw off a cliff.

There are some people in this world that are alive simply because it’s illegal to kill them.

Fanfiction makes the world go round.

There is a time and a place for everything, it’s called Fanfiction.

I have fallen and I choose not to get up.

It’s ironic really, the man who hates the world is most loved by it.

First time is an accident, second time is an experiment and third time is an addiction.

Mum: For goodness sake can you spend one hour of the day not thinking about Loki?!

Me: I start to think what my life would have been like without him, but when I start to picture it I nearly collapse from the pain.

Keep Calm? Ha! I’m a fangirl, I don’t do calm!

Warning: trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

Life is a race between software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far the universe is winning.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. But may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Whoever said words don't hurt has obviously never had a dictionary thrown at their face.

Hell hath no fury like that of a scorned woman. I'll make sure of it.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Drive like you stole it!

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

You're a great friend, but if zombies start chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

I did not hit you, I simply high fived your face.

What doesn't kill me had better run pretty damn fast!

I know who I am, your approval really isn't needed.

A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Some people are like clouds, when they disappear it's a beautiful day.

*boom*
Mum: What was that?
Me: My shirt.
Mum: It sounded a lot heavier than that...
Me: That's because I was in it.

Lets get one thing straight here, I'm not.

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.

My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don't know if I'm kidding or not.

I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean but people think I'm joking.

Lazy rule: if you can't reach it then you don't need it.

Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.

I wish common sense was more common.

Don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

Feed your own ego, I'm busy.

Been there, regretted that.

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

People are weird. I don't like them.

"I didn't fall! I was just testing gravity! ...It still works."

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

When life gives you lemons make pomegranate juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!

When life gives you Thor, throw him back and demand Loki.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

There is a fine line between genus and insanity. I have erased this line.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

I haven't lost my marbles! They're under my bed somewhere...

I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours!

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well this is true but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY DAD TAUGHT ME:

1) My dad taught me to appreciate a job well done - "If you're going to kill each other then do it outside! Your bedroom has just been cleaned!"
2) My dad taught me about religion - "You better pray that's done by the time I'm home!"
3) My dad taught me about time travel - "If you don't pull yourself together then I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4) My dad taught me logic - "Why do you think? Because I said so!"
5) My dad taught me more logic - "If you go too far out into the water and drown yourself you are not going to see your computer for a month!"
6) My dad taught me irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about!"
7) My dad taught me about the science of osmosis - "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!"
8) My dad taught me stamina - "You'll sit there until all of that spinach is gone!"
9) My dad taught me about weather - "Your room looks like a lightning storm and a hurricane passed through it!"
10) My dad taught me hypocrisy - "If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate like that!"
11) My dad taught me about the circle of life - "I helped bring you into this world and I can help take you out of it too!"
12) My dad taught me about behavior modification - "Stop acting like you uncle!"
13) My dad taught me about envy - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
14) My dad taught me anticipation - "Just wait until we get home!"
15) My dad taught me about receiving - "You are going to get it when we get home!"
16) My dad taught me medical science - "If you don't stop rolling your eyes they're going to get stuck up there!"
17) My dad taught me humor - "If that lawn mower cuts off your toes don't come running to me!"
18) My dad taught me genetics - "You're just like your mother!"
19) My dad taught me about my roots - "Shut that door behind you! Gods! Were you raised in a barn?"
20) My dad has taught me wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand."

The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest and the most damaged people are the wisest.

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets, the brightest eyes have cried the most tears and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.

Those who are heartless once cared too much.

Scars on my soul, scars on my skin, some on the outside, some are within, they all have a story that goes unwritten, some you can see but most are well hidden.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not so sure about the universe.

Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack, for I am their alpha and they come to me whenever I call.

I’d rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I’m not.

I would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven.

If I cannot move heaven then I will raise hell.

We have fought the darkness so long that we have fallen in love with the shadows.

I am Nyx, born of darkness and fire, and I will bow to no one.

My eyes are black for a reason, it’s where my demons hide.

The shadows betray you because they serve me.

There’s a special place reserved for me in hell, it’s called the throne.

Normal people have no idea how beautiful the darkness is.

Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night.

Step into the darkness, say goodbye to the light, we live in an eternity where every day is night.

The Underworld is empty, all the demons are in me.

I’m friends with the monster under my bed and I get along with the voices inside of my head.

Day of darkness, that day of burning, all the world to ashes turning.

Every villain is a hero in their own mind.

Every time I close my eyes I am in a dark paradise.

You can take me out of the fire and darkness, but you can't take the fire and darkness out of me.

And soon the dark will fall on me and death will set me free.

The scariest monster is the one inside my soul.

Insanity is like gravity. All you need is one small push.

We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.

When I was born the devil said, "Damn, now I have competition."

I don't fight my inner demons. I side with them.

All lives end, all hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage.

Alone is what I have. Alone is what protects me.

True love cannot die.

Every fairytale needs a good, old-fashioned villain.

In a world of locked rooms the man with the key is king. And honey you should see me in a crown.

You want me to shake hands with you in hell? I shall not disappoint you.

Aren't ordinary people adorable?

Falling is just like flying, except there's a more ... permanent destination.

I will burn you. I will burn the heart out of you.

Nothing can happen more beautiful then death.

The goal of all life is death.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

The angels may have chosen you, but the devil chose me.

Heroes don't exist and if they did I wouldn't be one.

Some days even the devil sits back and admires my work.

The devil on my shoulder tells me he's proud of me.

I have an angel's face, the devil's grin and broken wings.

You can't keep dancing with the devil and wondering why you're still in hell.

When it all goes up in flames, I'll be the one that's laughing.

Destroying things is much easier than making them.

There is a hell, believe me, I've seen it.

I'm broken and twisted and you can't fix it.

You can't break me, I'm already broken.

Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt and being real gets you hated.

The darkness is beautiful and into it I fall.

Chaos is an angel that fell in love with a demon.

I put the fun in funeral, I put the hot in psychotic, I put the laughter in slaughter, I put the sass in assassin, I put the cute in execute.

Darkness is my playground and hell is my home.

One of my biggest fears is that eventually you'll see me the way I see myself.

Never trust a hug, it's just another way to hide your face.

She paints a lovely picture but there's a shocking twist, the paintbrush is a razor and the canvas is her wrist.

And in her head grew a list of all the things she'd done wrong, all the names she'd been called and all the mistakes she'd made. Slowly these were the things she became.

Evil queens are the princesses that were never saved.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh like a maniac when someone asks you what you are doing. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Shadowhunters. Crazy is when you write 'Loki is hot' on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend: Jim Moriarty. Crazy is screaming every time you hear the name Thor because you think Loki is 100 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Thor fangirls- that’s crazy too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny until that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you hear the voices of Magnus and Loki and Moriarty in your head and you have conversations with them. Crazy is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your Fanfiction and then forget what movie it's based on. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Favorite Loki Quotes:

I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal.

You were made to be ruled, in the end you will always kneel.

I am not your brother, I never was.

Is it madness, IS IT?

There are no men like me.

I have an army.

So I am nothing more than a stolen relic? Locked up here until you might have use for me.

I do what I want.

An ant has no quarrel with a boot.

Sentiment.

It was just a bit of fun really.

This is my bargain you mewling quim!

I'm listening.

If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.

Hitting does not solve everything.

Are you ever NOT going to fall for that?

(Scared of a little lightning?) I'm not overly fond of what follows.

You lied to me... I'm impressed.

I like her.

Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.

TELL ME!

I'm the monster that parents tell their children about at night.

Trust my rage.

Freedom is life's great lie.

If it were easy, everyone would do it.

Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather.

You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.

You look like you're in desperate need of leadership.

Oh shit.

Surprise- OW!

I have been falling... for 30 minutes!

YES! That's what it feels like! ...I'm just a big fan of the sport,

It's not that I don't love our little talks, it's just... I don't love them.

This is so unlike you, brother. So... clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn't rather just punch your way out?

Your saviour has arrived!

The Alphabet According to Me:

A. Avengers

B. Books and Bromance

C. Chocolate

D. Demigods and Demons

E. Eating

F. Fanfiction

G. Greek Mythology

H. Harry Potter

I. I Ship It!

J. Jim Moriarty

K. Keep Calm and Ship Malec!

L. Loki

M. Malec, Magnus and Marvel

N. Never Stop Reading!

O. Once Upon A Time

P. Percy Jackson

Q. Quotes

R. Rise of the Guardians

S. Supernatural, Shadowhunters and Sherlock

T. Tesseract and Too Many Feels!

U. Underworld

V. Very Hot Characters!

W. Without Fanfiction Life is Meaningless!

X. X Life = No Fanfiction

Y. Y Is There No Loki Movie?

Z. Ze End!

Man: Have I seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be empty if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: No, but its gonna hurt when I push you into hell.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry there are no services today, tomorrow’s not looking good either.

Things To Do In An Elevator:

1. Crack open a briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2. Stand motionless and silent in a corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When you arrive at your floor grunt and strain to yank the door open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and tell him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow or bark occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

7. Say “DING!” at each floor.

8. Say “I wonder what these do?” and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button.

10. Announce in a demonic voice “I require a more suitable host body.”

11. Draw a square around yourself with chalk and tell the other passengers that it is your “personal bubble.”

12. As you are coming to the end of the journey get emotional and hug everyone telling them that you’ll never forget them.

13. When there’s only you and one other passenger on the elevator tap them on the shoulder and then pretend that it wasn’t you.

14. Hold the doors open saying that you’re waiting for a friend, after a while close the doors and say “Hey Greg, how’s your day been?”

15. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up then scream “That’s mine!”

16. Swat at flies that don’t exist.

17. Bring a camera and take pictures of all the other passengers.

18. Call out “Group Hug!” then enforce it.

19. Congratulate everyone for being on the same lift as you.

20. Make car noises whenever someone enters or leaves.

21. Grimace painfully while holding you head and loudly whisper “Shut up! All of you just shut up!”

22. While the doors are open hurriedly whisper “Quick hide it!” then whistle innocently.

23. Let your cell phone ring without answering it.

24. Walk into the lift and say “This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah those were the days.”

25. Tell people you can see their aura.

27. Ask people “Did you feel that?”

28. When the doors close tell the other passengers “It’s okay, they open up again.”

29. Dress all in black and announce in a deep voice “It is time...”

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like your’s belong in a zoo
Don’t worry I’ll be there too
Not in a cage
But laughing at you

Roses are red
Bushes are red
Trees are red
I set your garden on fire

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

I am bad
Loki is too
You will all kneel
Because that's what people DO!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em

All that is gold does not glitter
Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken
The crown-less again shall be king

Some say the world will end in fire
Some say in ice
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire
But if it had to perish twice
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice

It's so much easier to say you're antisocial
Or claim that you don't like people
Or pretend that you just don't care anymore
Than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel

Just because I'm quiet doesn't mean I don't have a lot to say
Just because I appear happy doesn't mean every thing's ok
Just because I forgive doesn't mean I forget
Just because I don't listen to you doesn't mean I don't care
Just because I don't show my feelings doesn't mean I don't have any
Just because I don't say I love you doesn't mean that I don't

I'm insecure but I'm strong
I'm sad but I smile
I'm broken but you'll never know
I'm still in love with you and you don't know it

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I see the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car
I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

I promise to remember Rick Riordan
For making lots of really awesome characters
This I swear on the River Styx
If you're a demigod copy this into your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE rely on the weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS will ask Zeus not to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE say "OMG!"
PJO FANS say "OH MY GODS!"

NORMAL PEOPLE go to a psychiatrist to talk about their feelings
PJO FANS won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers!

NORMAL PEOPLE say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
PJO FANS say "Shut up or my godly parent will incinerate you!"

NORMAL PEOPLE think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
PJO FANS when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE get scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS yell at Zeus to calm down and make it sunny so they can go on vacation

NORMAL PEOPLE would pinky promise
PJO FANS would swear on the River Styx

NORMAL PEOPLE don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS MUST have this on their profile!

The 27 commandments of Fanfiction:

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spell checker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words (unless it is a drabble) for this displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use ; ) or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line then point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est, writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

If The Avengers Had Theme Songs:

Loki – Flawed Design by Stabilo
Tony – Not Gonna Die by Skillet and Everybody Loves Me by One Replubic
Natasha – Fight Song by Rachel Platten
Clint – Titanium by David Guetta
Bruce – Monster by Skillet
Steve – Once I Was Seven Years Old by Lukas Graham
Thor – Hey Brother by Avicii
Phil – Hero by Skillet
Fury – Falling Inside the Back by Skillet
The Chitauri – This is War by Thirty Seconds to Mars
The Avengers – Ready, Aim, Fire by Imagine Dragons

If Shadowhunters Had Theme Songs:

Magnus Bane – A Thousand Years by Cristina Perri
Alec Lightwood – Catch My Breath by Kelly Clarkson
Jace Herondale – Angel with a Shotgun by The Cab
Isabelle Lightwood – Heartbreaker by Marina and the Diamonds
Clary Fairchild – Warrior by Beth Crowley
Simon Lewis – Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace
Sebastian Morgenstern – Monster by Imagine Dragons
Jocelyn Fairchild - Stronger by Kelly Clarkson
Luke Garroway - Take it out on me by Florida Georgia Line
Valentine Morgenstern - Phoenix by Fall Out Boy

If Harry Potter Characters Had Theme Songs:

Draco Malfoy - Perfect by Simple Plan
Harry Potter - I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin
Hermione Granger - You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
Ron Weasley - Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes
Severus Snape - Always by Beth Crowley
Ginny Weasley - Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift
Luna Lovegood - Fireflies by Owl City
Remus Lupin - Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace
Sirius Black - I'll be There for You by Remebrants
Albus Dumbledore - Invincible by Ruelle
Voldemort - Bad Blood by Creature Feature

If Sherlock Characters Had Theme Songs:

Sherlock Holmes - Oh No by Marina and the Diamonds
Jim Moriarty - For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert and I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters
John Watson - Count On Me by Bruno Mars
Mycroft Holmes - Umbrella by Rihanna
Greg Lestrade - That's Not My Name by Ting Tings
Mrs. Hudson - You're The Best Around by Joe Esposito
Molly Hooper - I'll be There for You by Remeberants
Mary Morstan - I Love the Way You Lie by Eminem
Irene Adler - Power and Control by Marina and the Diamonds

If Greek Gods Had Theme Songs:

Hades - Demons by Imagine Dragons
Poseidon - Under the Sea by Disney
Athena - Tell Me Something I Don't Know by Selena Gomez
Nike - Hall of Fame by the Script
Artemis - Salute by Little Mix
Demeter - Things We Lost in the Fire by Bastille
Hera - We are Family by Sister Sledge
Hephaestus - Light Them Up by FOB
Hermes - Rather Be by Clean Bandit
Dionysus - Hangover by Taio Cruz
Hypnos - Dream by Imagine Dragons
Nemesis - Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Set it Off
Apollo - Everybody Loves Me by One Republic
Ares - This Is War by Thirty Seconds to Mars
Hecate - Black Magic by Little Mix
Zeus - Womanizer by Britney Spears

If my OTPs Had Theme Songs:

Malec (Magnus/Alec) - Thousand Years by Christina Perri
Hoseidon (Hades/Poseidon) - Call It What You Want by Taylor Swift
Destiel (Dean/Castiel) - Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley
Micifer (Michael/Lucifer) - Take Me To Church by Hozier
Sheriarty (Sherlock/Moriarty) - In the Name of Love by Bebe Rexha
Drarry (Draco/Harry) - I Hate You, I Love You by Gnash
Thorki (Thor/Loki) - Love The Way You Lie by Eminem
Zades (Zeus/Hades) - Call Me by Shinedown
Big Threesome (Zeus/Hades/Poseidon) - Warriors by Imagine Dragons
MadLove (Joker/Harley) - Gangsta by Kehlani
Solangelo (Will/Nico) - Halo by Beyonce
Hannigram (Hannibal/Will) - Crazy In Love by Sofia Karlberg

If Supernatural Characters Had Theme Songs:

Sam Winchester - Highway to Hell by AC/DC
Dean Winchester - My Demons by Starset
Castiel - Angel With a Shotgun by The Cab
Crowley - Mr Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne
Bobby Singer - I'm So Sorry by Imagine Dragons
Kevin Tran - Superheroes by the Script
Charlie Bradbury - Walking on Sunshine by Kartina and the Waves
John Winchester - Another One Bites The Dust by Queen
Mary Winchester - Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift
Ruby - Going to Hell by The Pretty Reckless
Meg - Bad Reputation by Joan Jett
Lucifer - Angels Fall by Breaking Benjamin and Sympathy For The Devil by Rolling Stones
Michael - Pompeii by Bastille
Gabriel - Here's to Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne
Adam - All by Myself by Celine Dion
Balthazar - My Heart Will Go On by Titanic
Chuck - What if God Was One Of Us? by Joan Osborne
Jody Mills - I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin
Garth Fitzgerald - Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace
Death - Oh Death by Jen Titus
Metatron - Fuck You by Lily Allen
Zachariah - Biggest Douche by John Edward
Supernatural - Carry on my Wayward Son by Kansas

If Greek Mythological Characters Had Theme Songs:

Achilles - Centuries by Fall Out Boy
Perseus - My Name Is Perseus by Crossover
Odysseus - I'm Gonna Be by The Proclaimers
Theseus - Jar Of Hearts by Christina Perri
Orpheus - Immortals by Fall Out Boy
Heracles - Go The Distance by Michael Bolton
Bellerophon - Breaking Free by Sam Tsui
Daedalus - Oh No by Marina And The Diamonds
Jason - Something Just Like This by Chainsmokers
Icarus - Free Falling by Hamilton
Helen - Love Story by Taylor Swift
Atalanta - One Woman Army by Porcelain Black
Medusa - The Eyes Of Medusa by Symphony X
Pirithous - Cell Block Tango by Fred Ebb
Calypso - Please Don't Leave Me by Pink
Medea - Maniac by Michael Sembello
Pandora - You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
Hyacinth - Walking On Sunshine by Katrina And The Waves
The Sirens - Song To The Siren by This Mortal Coil
The Furies - One Way Or Another by Blondie

For people that hate stereotypes: if you think people should just shut up and stop then copy and paste this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm a CHRISTAN so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants
I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a DANCER so I must be stupid and stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN so I must be a TERRORIST
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I'm BRAZILIAN so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN so I MUST like llamas
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm YOUNG so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy so I MUST be emo
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I READ COMICS so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on Welfare
I like BLOOD so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I like CARTOONS so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH therefore I MUST be WHITE
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial
I have a guy best friend so I MUST be going out with him
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a MUSICIAN so I MST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS so I MUST be mean
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH so I MUST be short
I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a freak
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING so I MUST have a great life
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE so I MUST be a plagiarist
I FROWN a lot so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL so I MUST just be emo
I like COUNTRY music so I MUST be a redneck hick
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich
I like to READ so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a PERSON so I MUST be LABELED

THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS:

I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" whenever I'm sent to the Headmaster's office

Seamus Finnigan is not "after me lucky charms"

House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

Nor are they smurfs and they shall not be painted to look as such

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore not "Gandalf”

A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly

I will not go into the forbidden forest looking for Charlie the Unicorn

Despite my personal beliefs Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms

I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them, especially not all of them at once

I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death

I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord

When a class mate falls asleep I shall not take advantage of this fact and draw a Dark Mark on his/her arm

Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka

I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

Mad-Eye Moody knows his eye is creepy, he does not need to be told... again

Yes, the Great Hall is extremely large, but Quidditch is an outside sport

The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate, especially in reference to Professor Umbridge

Professor Lupin does not know anyone by the name of Jacob Black (even though he was friends with someone named Sirius Black)

I will not yell "Hey look! It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas, or Wen Hair Care

Nor will I give him soap and conditioner for his birthday

I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape’s private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, it is disturbing

"Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang" is not an actual spell

Gryffindor's sword is not to be used to patrol the hallways

Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom

Making a slinky go from the top of the astronomy tower to the ground level is not an appropriate pastime, especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky," especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom, especially while singing “everyone loves a slinky” until the slinky hits the bottom and starting the whole process over again whenever the slinky gets stuck, apparently not everyone loves a slinky

I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt

Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time

First years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow

I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library

Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists

I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween

I will not run through the halls shouting “Snape kills Dumbledore!”

I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves

Centaurs do not give free rides to kids and I should stop telling the first years otherwise

"42" is not the answer to every O.W.L or N.E.W.T exam paper, neither is "Yo Mamma"

Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June

Singing “The Mysterious Ticking Noise” in the library is rude and annoying, especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me, especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape, especially if I get everyone in Gryffindor to sing with me and form a large circle around Professor Snape and refuse to let him out of the circle until he finds the pipe bomb

The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable"

Shouting random Latin phrases while waving my wand is not acceptable charms research

I will not shove professor Snape into a wall repeatedly while shouting “Bother” over and over again, nor will I enchant the Whomping Willow to do so.

Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'

Singing 99 Bottles of Potion on the wall nonstop repeatedly will result in a detention

Mrs. Norris does not like playing with blast-ended skrewts

If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!" may be correct but is not the manner in which one should answer

I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard

I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice, nor will I replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro, it was not an "honest mistake"

I will not shout “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” every time I pass Dumbledore in a corridor

Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

I am not the wicked witch of the west, I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either, and I will not melt if water is poured over me, neither will Professor Umbridge

"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice

Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic

Dragons are not permitted inside the castle, even if you are having trouble starting a fire in the common room fireplace

I will not loudly tell Hermione that “THE MARAUDER’S MAP ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR STALKING LOCKHART!” in front of a large group of Slytherins, even if she is stalking Lockhart

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing

I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive

Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit

I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day

I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points.

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural; real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior, people may want to marry their pets or objects. Just like giving women the vote allowed gerbils to vote.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms, just like we haven't adapted to cars or the service-sector economy.

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years, who was also a man, into the room

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl who never told anyone because I'm sacred of losing my family because they hate homosexuals and some days the world is just too much. I want to end it all but I'm too sacred to do that too.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

I read a book about a girl on fire
I read a book about a fearless Prior
I read a book about a boy who could do magic
I read a book about a girl who's skills were angelic
I read a book about a boy with demigod power
And a book about a girl who's weakness made her flower

The girl on fire taught me to never give up
And the fearless girl taught me that anything can be corrupt
The boy who lived taught me to follow my fate
Along with the ruined girl who's destiny became great
The son of Poseidon taught me to be a hero
And the girl with cancer taught me to live for today, not tomorrow
They taught me to look up when things appear bleak
And make me strong when I, myself, am weak
They showed me I don't need a wand or a knife
To be a savior in my fictional life

We call them 'the heroes of our generation'
But WE can also be the heroes and our own inspiration

The books remain.
Even when Narnia disappears.
Even when Voldemort dies.
Even when Percy drops his sword.
Even when Katniss lowers her bow.
Even when Valentine is beaten.
And even when Tris stops being brave.

Mess with the Hunger Games fandom and we will drive an arrow through your head.
Mess with the Divergent fandom and we'll stab a knife in your eye.
Mess with the Sherlock fandom and we'll make your death look like a suicide.
Mess with the Supernatural fandom and we will hunt your sorry ass down.
Mess with the Avengers fandom and we'll send the Hulk after you.
Mess with the Harry Potter fandom and we will avada kedavra you.
Mess with the Mortal Instruments fandom and we will stab you with a seraph blade.
You have been warned

I shall remember Zeus when I see lightning in the sky
I shall remember Athena when an owl's flying high
I shall remember Poseidon whenever I'm at sea
I shall remember Ares when someone's mean to me
I shall remember Hades when I think of someone passed away
I shall remember Aphrodite when it's Valentine's Day
I shall remember Artemis when I see an arrow and a bow
I shall remember Hestia when a fire brightly glows
I shall remember Dionysus when I see someone drinking wine
I shall remember Demeter when the plants are growing fine
I shall remember Apollo when I see the gleaming sun
I shall remember Hermes when I see someone on the run
I shall remember Hera when I hear the word queen
I shall remember Hephaestus when I see an invention that's extreme
Wherever I go, whatever I see
I shall remember the deities of ancient Greece

Your Godly Parent Is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt (I'll use magic too, or a taser, or- well come to think of it any weapon will do)
You were voted class president (like anyone's gonna vote a nerd class president)
You do what’s best for everyone
You think you have what it takes to run for president (unless I'm feeling particularly depressed)
You think every problem has a solution
You love showing off
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic (no but I do have a slight fear of deep water)

3/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc (I've never actually done any of those things... but I would like to!)
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis
You swim professionally (I can't even swim for more than 3 inches!)
You hate seafood (most seafood anyway, so I guess that counts?)
You never get seasick
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane (definitely!)
You have acrophobia (I actually quite like heights)

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person (ew, mortals)
You like staying in the dark (I have nyctophilia)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis (ah the joys of being a teenager)
You like listening to loud, angry music (hell ya)
You spend most of your time alone (I'm not alone... I have the voices and my imaginary friends!)
You think parties are loud and annoying
You like to keep to yourself
You read a large amount of books (*hysterical fangirl laughter*)
You write in a diary/journal
You feel most active at night (depends how much coffee or sugar I've had)

10/10

DEMETER

You own a garden
You like the great outdoors (no way, the outernet is dangerous!)
You have a green thumb
You’re an environmentalist
You have a special connection with animals (I love animals!)
You’re a vegetarian (What is this 'vegetarianism' you speak of?'
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world (pfft, haha, yeah right, I can barely move to get out of bed!)
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly
You love going to flower shops
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with (absolutely! Screw the idiots who say otherwise!)

3/10

ARES

You often start fights (I keep to myself but if you want to pick a fight with me then you are going down!)
You’re a very aggressive type of person (if you offend my friends or my fandoms then hell ya I am!)
You like watching wrestling (nah, I'd rather watch Supernatural)
You’re competitive
You like reading about war (I like reading about pretty much everything)
You don’t take crap from anybody
You have anger management (HULK NO NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT!)
You never back away from a fight (I may not look like much but I sure as hell can fight back!)
Everyone does what you say (I wish)
You don’t always think before you do something (no way! Brains before brawn!)

5/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis (*fangirl squeal* BOOKS!)
Half of your birthday presents last year were books (what else would I want for my birthday?)
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it (You had me at 'reading'!)
You’re the valedictorian in your class
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card (sadly no, curse you math scores!)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them
You think it would be better if you were the president (I don't think, I know)
You have a huge shelf of books at home (huge is an understatement)
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

6/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic
You like listening to all kinds of music in general
You always feel sunny and optimistic (no way hose)
You are talented at drawing (not very but I do draw a fair amount)
You like writing poetry
You can play at least 3 musical instruments
You like going to art museums
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests
You have straight As in Art on your report card
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes

4/10

ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets (yeah... just not very well... just kidding, I'm actually not a bad shot)
You like silver
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome (*ugly sobbing*)
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors (I think you mean *indoors)
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters (Supernatural? Did you hijack another fandom post again?)

7/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools (no but I do have a way with breaking things)
You build awesome things during your free time
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class
Metalworking is your forte
You have your own toolbox
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots
You’re a techie
You often have carpentry projects
You dream of being a carpenter

0/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you
You like putting on makeup (yuck)
You naturally smell good
You never experience a bad hair day (quite the opposite)
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping (Hell to the no!)
You’re always at the front of every trend
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school (*nervous nerd laughter*)
You’re often invited to parties (wouldn't go even if I was)
Your motto is "It’s never a party without me."

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends
You’re a prankster
You’re a speed demon (I used to be)
You consider yourself restless (blasted ADHD...)
You’re the best speaker in the class
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
You’re inventive and resourceful
You often start arguments
You’ve never lost a debate (especially if they're philosophical!)
You like making witty and sarcastic statements (sarcasm? Me? No way!)

6/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party (more like the damper of the party)
You like wine
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there
You can finish a martini in less than a minute
You have a happy, cheerful disposition (if by happy and cheerful you mean dark and depressed then yes)
You’re a foodie
You like going to social events and mingling with people (people actually do that? Gods what are they doing with their lives?)
You like trying out new food (if it's to do with food then you can be sure I'm nearby!)
You feel that you’re abundant in life
You think that too much of anything is bad (how could too much chocolate or books ever be bad?)

2/10

So Hades... well not surprising.

Your School Stereotype Is... (not meant to offend anyone, sorry if it does!)

PREP

You own a cell phone
You own something from Abercrombie
You own something from Pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall (did I mention that I HATE shopping?)
You own an iPod/MP3 player (it happened once in a dream)
You love Starbucks (yeah but who doesn't?)
You have been called a brat (I've been called several other rude words)
You hate buying things that are on sale (I hate buying things in general)
You have more than one house (do I look like the Queen?)

(2/11)

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite color (no it IS my favorite color)
You have thought about death (not necessarily suicide)
You wear chains (I haven't been chained or handcuffed if that's what you mean)
You like heavy metal
You've shopped at Hot Topic (what part of 'I hate shopping' is not clear to you?)
You have worn black lipstick
Your hair is dark (naturally and beautifully so)
You dislike preps (I dislike everyone)
You're an atheist/satanist/agnostic (I am an atheist. And some people have called me a satanist. No idea why of course)

(8/9)

PUNK

You can skateboard (I can skatefall)
You've worn plaid (*distant laughing from the Supernatural fandom*)
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair (no but I will get some red highlights in my hair later on)
You hate pink (hate is not a strong enough word)
You hate/dislike preps
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes

(3/8)

GANGSTA

You like rap (eh guess it's alright)
You are/were in a gang (does a tiny friendship group count?)
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants (...people do that?)
You swear once in a while or a lot (no comment)
You have freestyled
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out (I was not aware that tops possessed tongues)
You can break dance (I can't dance at all)

(1/7)

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere (this is true because I never get out of bed)
You wear slip-on shoes
You wear/wore Vans
You like the band Panic! At The Disco (*me screaming then shooting into the sky with a rainbow behind me as I shout about how much I love that band*)
You wear band t-shirts
People have called you a freak and meant it (oh they definitely meant it)
You love to "hardcore" dance
Hair has been died more than 1 color (I am thinking of dying my hair rainbow... you know, cause I'm gay)

(4/10)

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes
You collect your jerseys
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards (ah yes, ambitions and rewards, my old friends)
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes
Your garage consists of sports equipment (I don't have a garage...)
You belong/belonged to a school team (yeah, before I discovered the Internet)
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number

(2/9)

Gothic apparently... *insert surprised reaction here* oh who am I kidding, of course I got Gothic.

FACTS ABOUT LOKI ON FANFICTION.NET:

1. Loki is often a cat (Thor on the other hand is a dog, usually a Golden-retriever or Labrador)

2. Loki is sometimes a woman (and she/he is fine as hell)

3. Loki has his mouth stitched shut a lot (*glares in Thor and Odin's direction)

4. Loki often (very often) cries

5. Loki has a (huge) sweet tooth. Especially for ice cream

6. Loki gets tortured, A LOT

7. Loki despises hugs but he get hugged loads anyway (mostly by Thor)

8. Loki and Thanos are NOT BFF's (if you think they are then kindly re-watch all the Marvel movies again at least three times over)

9. Loki is always losing his memory (no, that does not make him the god version of Dory)

10. Loki falls in love with random mortals (and usually makes them kneel)

11. Loki loves Thor a little too much (and Thor loves him even more)

12. Loki dates (at least) one of the Avengers at one point or another

13. Loki hates Odin (which is justified since Odin is an asshole) but loves Frigga (because Frigga is FREAKING AWESOME)

14. Loki was mind-controlled (for Asgard's sake Thor! He's your Odindamned brother! How could you not have noticed that his eyes were green in Thor and blue in The Avengers?!) and if you disagree I will fight you right here and now

15. Loki often gets stuck with Tony Stark somewhere (cue the fluff, angst and kissing)

16. Loki always gets nightmares. And guess who comforts him? (If you guessed Nick Fury than I am both disturbed and disappointed by you)

17. Loki loves Tony the most

18. Loki loves Thor almost as much as he loves Tony

19. Loki and SHIELD never have a good time together (usually it's SHIELD's fault)

20. Loki is often carried by Thor (yes, bridal style)

21. Loki hates Jane... but then he likes her (no, not in that way)

22. Loki's skin is very cold (but it comes in handy a lot so nobody minds)

23. Loki is sometimes a child (yes, both mentally and physically)

24. Loki likes to sleep in late

25. Loki can't live without Thor (or Stark) even though he supposedly hates him (them)

26. Loki likes pizza, ice cream and coffee (which means he sometimes gets hyper and demolishes New York)

27. Loki sometimes smells (and tastes) of mint (he likes green and he wears green; mint is green, therefore he must smell and taste like mint)

28. Loki suffers from PTSD (and being way to gorgeously attractive)

29. Loki hates the sun and sometimes gets sunburn (apparently the Avengers have yet to discover the invention of sun cream)

30. Loki really, REALLY doesn't like the Chitauri (see point 8)

31. Loki can't do magic without words

32. Loki usually crash lands on Stark Tower (damn he has good aim... wait...)

33. Loki loves to turn people into babies/kids, sometimes himself too

34. Loki gets cat ears and/or a tail and it's SUPER cuuuuuuuuute!

35. Loki is both incredibly hilarious and extremely emotional when he is drunk

36. Loki gave birth to ALL his children. Angrboda who?

37. Loki makes up with his Jotun family (and Thor gets jealous)

38. Loki meets Laufey again even though in the movie he dies; never mind the movie canon, you suck canon!

39. Loki is always having arranged marriages with Stark or Thor

40. Loki is always needing help from the Avengers because of Asgard, SHIELD or the Chitauri (sometimes all of them)

41. Loki sometimes messes up his spells (even though he's the best sorcerer in the Nine Realms) so then he has to stay with the Avengers (usually near Thor or Tony)

Favorite Character Quotes:

In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey you should see me in a crown. - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

Saving people, hunting things. The family business! - Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. - Meg (Hercules 1997)

Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. - Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

With great power... comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. - Nico di Angelo (Heroes of Olympus)

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. - Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)

He said shut up to me. - Lucifer (Supernatural)

I will burn the heart out of you... - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

We've all got both light and dark inside of us, what matters is the part we choose to act on, that's what really matters. - Sirius Black (Harry Potter)

Family don't end with blood. - Bobby Singer (Supernatural)

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Not all those who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien (Lord Of The Rings)

Shadowhunters: looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234. - Jace Herondale (The Mortal Instruments)

Demons I get. People are crazy! - Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Love has killed more than any disease. - Rumpelstiltskin (Once Upon A Time)

I love a challenge... - Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters)

If you ain't scared, you ain't human. - Newt (The Maze Runner)

I fell in love how you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once. - Hazel Grace (The Fault In Our Stars)

True love cannot die. - Magnus Bane (Shadowhunters)

Come on, Sam! Pay attention to me, I'm bored! - Lucifer (Supernatural)

Fire is catching... and if we burn, you burn with us! - Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)

Every fairytale needs a good, old-fashioned villain. - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. - Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)

What makes you different makes you dangerous. - Divergent

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem. - Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up. - Four (Divergent)

Be careful. Don't die. - Minho (The Maze Runner)

I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them. - Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. - Gandalf (Lord Of The Rings)

What horrible things would you have to do in life to be woven into Hades' underwear? - Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson And The Olympians)

I don't damsel well. Distress I can do. Damseling? Not so much. - Max (Maximum Ride)

Say that again, and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you, and I will skinnn you. - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

Well, that was a window into the weird. - Clary Fray (The Mortal Instruments)

Maybe 'okay' will be our 'always.' - Augustus Waters (The Fault In Our Stars)

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? - Tony Stark (The Avengers)

Aren't ordinary people adorable? - Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock)

Well it's (the Underworld) just fine. A little dark, a little gloomy; and as always, hey! Full of dead people. What are you gonna do? - Hades (Hercules 1997)

Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks. - Gabriel (Supernatural)

I only work in black... and sometimes very, very dark gray. - Batman (The Lego Movie)

She was a horrible mother. Did I tell you about the time she almost traded me for three pigs? Three! I was an attractive child, I could juggle. I was worth five pigs at least! - Crowley (Supernatural)

She's a woman who's had her heart broken, and that can make you do unspeakable things. - Regina (Once Upon A Time)

No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with! - Crowley (Supernatural)

They treated him like a monster so he became one. - Suicide Squad

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you. - Augustus Waters (The Fault In Our Stars)

Desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power. - The Joker (Suicide Squad)

You stole what was left of my heart... and now I've lost you forever.- Maleficent (Maleficent)

Smile because it confuses people. Because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside. - Joker (The Dark Knight)

That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt. - Augustus Waters (The Fault In Our Stars)

Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's nonsense. - Lemony Snicket

Behold! The god's chosen beverage! Tremble before the horror of diet coke! - Percy Jackson (Heroes Of Olympus)

We didn't make this world. We're just the poor fools who are living in it. - Diana Ladris (Gone)

Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

Anemoia - the nostalgia for a time you’ve never known. Imagine stepping through the frame into a sepia-tinted haze, where you could sit on the side of the road and watch the locals passing by. Who lived and died before any of us arrived here, who sleep in some of the same houses we do, who look up at the same moon, who breathe the same air, feel the same blood in their veins - and live in a completely different world.

Avenoir - the desire that memory could flow backward. We take it for granted that life moves forward. But you move as a rower moves, facing backwards: you can see where you've been, but not where you're going. And your boat is steered by a younger version of you.

Nodus Tollens - the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore - that although you thought you were following the arc of the story, you keep finding yourself immersed in passages you don’t understand, that don’t even seem to belong in the same genre - which requires you to go back and reread the chapters you had originally skimmed to get to the good parts, only to learn that all along you were supposed to choose your own adventure.

Vellichor - the strange wistfulness of used bookstores, which are somehow infused with the passage of time - filled with thousands of old books you’ll never have time to read, each of which is itself locked in its own era, bound and dated and papered over like an old room the author abandoned years ago, a hidden annex littered with thoughts left just as they were on the day they were captured.

Onism - the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at one time, which is like standing in front of the departures screen at an airport, flickering over with strange place names like other people’s passwords, each representing own thing you’ll never get to serve before you die - and all because, as the arrow in the map helpfully points out, our are here.

Lachesism - the desire to be struck by disaster - to survive a plane crash, to lose everything in a fire, to plunge over a waterfall - which would put a link in the smooth arc of your life, and forge it into something hardened and flexible and sharp, not just a stiff prefabricated beam that barely covetable the gap between one end of your life and the other.

Occhiolism -the awareness of the smallness of your perspective, by which you couldn’t possibly draw any meaningful conclusions at all, about the world’s or the past or the complexities of culture, because although your life ISBN an epic and unrepeatable anecdote, it still only has a sample size of one, and may end up being the control fitness a much wilder experiment happening in the next room.

Keta - an image that inexplicably leaps back into your mind from the distant past.

Being genderfluid is not easy (especially when you spot a bus advertising a movie called 'Battle of the Sexes' and you collapse into laughter because of the irony and everyone stares at you like you're mad). But it does come with its quirks. Like being able to make awesome puns and responding sarcastically to gender stereotypes...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies (duh, they're comfortable)
You love jeans (I did not realize you could wear any other type of trousers)
Dogs are better than cats (I'm not going to start the second Trojan War by answering this one)
It's hilarious when people get hurt (...I know Hitler was male but not all boys are sadists you know, anyone heard of the phrase 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'?)
You've played with/against boys on a team (bitch I've wiped the floor with both boys and girls repeatedly)
Shopping is torture (preach)
Sad movies suck (depends on what you categorize as sad, I don't bat an eyelash at most tragedy movies but if a dog dies...)
You own (or owned) an X-Box (apparently this used to be a big thing)
You played with cars as a kid (I had a rather... eventful childhood)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter (actually for a long period of time I was obsessed with setting things on fire)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV (what's a sport?)
Gory movies are cool (once again, not all boys are sadists, although I do enjoy a good horror/thriller)
You go to your dad for advice (I hate that this is actually true)
You own like a trillion baseball caps (once again, what's sport?)
You like going to high school football games (I don't live in America so...)
You used to (or still do) collect football/baseball cards (wait, that's a thing?)
Baggy pants are cool to wear (not since the 19th century I don't think)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people (...isn't that the point of a sleepover?)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (black ain't a color honey)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think (I'm sorry but have you seen girls do anything but this?)
Sports are fun (hahahahaha)
You talk with food in your mouth (only the Queen can say she's never done this)
You sleep with your socks on at night sometimes (apparently there's some ancient, sacred law against this...?)

Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You love to shop (Hades nah, unless it's for books or stationery)
You wear eyeliner (I have no knowledge of the world of makeup)
You wear the color pink (*retching noises*)
You go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport (I hate everything about that sentence)
You hate wearing the color black (bitch how dare you, black is my entire existence)
You like hanging out at the mall (...do girls do this? And if so, why?!)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures (I literally have no idea what those words mean)
You like wearing jewelry (sometimes)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (I had one skirt in my life and it was for school, it got thrown out)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies (haha, yeah, when my ships stop being gay)
You don't like the movie Star Wars (I've never watched it and don't plan on watching it)
You were in gymnastics/dance (I was, I detested both classes with passion)
It takes you around or more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up (...does it actually take this long for people to get ready?!)
You smile a lot more than you should (...do boys not smile? Is that a girl thing? Since when? Why wasn't I informed of this?!)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (I literally have three pairs of shoes: my school shoes and two pairs of trainers)
You care about what you look like (I do, but it's not a vain thing, I've always been obsessed with looking like a boy)
You like wearing dresses when you can (I think you can predict my answer on this one)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne (the stuff makes me choke)
You love to go to the movies (who doesn't?)
You used to play with dolls as little kid (I used to dismember the dolls I got when I was little, does that count?)
You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it (if it's to help dress them up for comic-con then I suppose)
You like being the star of every thing (not all girls are Aphrodite kids)

Total: 5

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend: Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; how life isn't always fair; and 'maybe it was my fault.'

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as basic human rights were revoked from people of a different nationality, sexuality or race; charities became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "Mummy, I love you"

Hush, little brother
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little brother
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little brother
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little brother
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little brother
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little brother
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little brother
But people should care

You see, little brother
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little brother
I died on the floor

You know, little brother
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little brother
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry, little brother
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can
Try to elude

Uh oh, little brother
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little brother
Call for help

Hush, little brother
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight