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Joined 11-27-14, id: 6310109, Profile Updated: 10-23-15
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I am currently going to high school in Ottawa. I love reading, YOUTUBE, video gaming and watching anime.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:HollyluvsArty(Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl),hollybridgetpeppermint(ARTYARTYARTY!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And the Phantom, catsrule. And...)Kaname-Black-Panther(Harry Potter, Lorcan Furey, Ron Weasley, Kaname Kuran!),TheJasperFangirl(Marcus Volturi(don't laugh), Jez Stukely, Jasper Whitlock hale, Iggy from maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Fred Weasley, Ayame Sohma(you better not be laughing)DgShadowChocolate (Shadow the Hedgehog-what? He's hot-, Gaara, Edward Cullen-ONLY SORTA!!-Danny Phantom, Dexter from Cartoon Network's Fusion Fall-don't laugh!),Angel-Demon1 (Shadow (He's too hot notto have a crush on), Yami, Joey, and Mokuba from Yu-Gi-Oh (Don't you laugh! ...)Alexia the hedgehog(Shadow the hedgehog, Danny Phantom, Sonic the hedgehog, Speed Racer, Bruce Wayne (AKA, The Batman) , Edric (The Faerie Path books) and a bunch of other's I can't think of at the moment), Fate's Design (Hidan, Sephiroth, Genesis Rhapsodos, Zack Fair, Youko Kurama, Shizuo, Roronoa Zoro, Eustass "Captain" Kidd, Captain Smoker, L, Dante, Tamaki, and Link), Anayu123(seto kaiba, noah kaiba, marik ishtar, yami bakura, tamaki, kyoua, "mori" the hitachi twins, genesis rhapsodos, kadaj, sephiorth. you don't want me to say the rest of the list!) Tiger demon of light (Tsubasa, Kyoya (Tategami and Otori), Hikaru and Kouru (the twins) Yami/Atem, Seto Kiaba, Duke, Bakura, Death the Kid, Seshomaru, Koga, InuYasha, Sebastian, and so many more), Caleo4ever42(England, Death the Kid, Link, Edward Elric, F-fr-red W-weasley too busy crying to finish)

All the good men are either taken, gay, or fictional, DAMMIT!

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Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!

Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

Man: I think I can make you very happy.

Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: You just stole my heart!

Woman: You mean this hairy thing is a heart?

How girly am I?

What you have:
[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish(Why would I need any nail polish)
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over 60$(why would get perfume when I can got video-games?)
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use(I don't know let me check...I only have body wash and shampoo)
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[ ] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet(why would I torture my pets?)
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets

Total So Far: 0

Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[ ] Have had a hair color that is not natural
[ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day(wow way to support stupid stereotypes)
[ ] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it(how is that supposed to have anything to do with being a girl)
[ ] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[ ] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Have a name for your car
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup(I don't even know anything about makeup)
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"

Total So Far: 0

Do you love:
[ ] Makeup(how does one makeup?)
[ ] Glitter(Gross)
[ ] The color Pink(ewww)
[ ] Jewelry(Why would I?)
[ ] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks (apparently most Chick Flicks aren't supposed to be funny, the things you learn)
[ ] Shoes(Wait is this just a list of torture methods)
[ ] Rainbows(just light reflecting off water droplets what's so special)
[ ] Unicorns(sorry no affinity for Scotland's national animal)
[ ] Disney Movies(which ones? Does Marvel entertainment count for this?)
[ ] Flowers(pretty fun to crush flowers)
[x] Stuffed Animals(I like soft things okay)
[ ] Purses(Yep definitely just a list of torture methods)

Total So Far: 1

Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[ ] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale

(I don't even shop)

Total So Far: 1

Do you say:
[x] Whatever(HOLY SHIT! Quick alert the media an angsty teenager actually says 'whatever'!)
[ ] Oh my gosh/goodness
[ ] Hun
[ ] Fugly(didn't this word die like a decade ago)
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo(what the bloody hell is a 'dunzo')
[ ] Darling
[ ] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Skank
[ ] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[ ] Fabulous

Total So Far: 2

Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan(what that)
[ ] Glamour(never heard of it)
[ ] Marie Claire(Who's that?)
[ ] Elle Girl(what)
[ ] Teen Vogue(huh?)
[ ] People(DUDE of course I read people, I mean they say 70% of communication is...You mean something different don't you)
[ ] Us Weekly(who is us?)
[ ] Star(how does one read a Giant ball of gas?)
[ ] Self(never heard of any of these so I'm gonna skip ahead)
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com

Total So Far: 2

Do you love these:
[ ] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ ] Bring it On
[ ] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You

(not my cup of tea)

Total So Far: 2

Do you really enjoy:
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Degrassi

(It appears this isn't my cup of tea either)

and final tally is 2!

Caution I'm a major Tomboy

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Your Call May Be Interrupted by RedAlert98 reviews
Video calls to the batcave always get a bit interesting when a certain acrobat is around...No slash, Funny, Rated T for safety
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Complete
A Little More Than Ordinary by NaturalAthlete reviews
It's been 25 years since the rise and fall of Gaea and all seven heros managed to walk away from that battle with their lives and now have families of their own. They thought the battle was over and behind them but there are still things out there that hold a strong hate for the heros and what better way to get revenge than to target what the heros' love most; their children.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,673 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 10/11/2014
Hiding In Plain Sight by TheBlondeBullet reviews
[4] When NCIS is called in on a case in Bludhaven, the team finds themselves working with a young aspiring police officer named Dick Grayson whose enigmatic ways may prove useful. While friendships bloom, they strive to solve the case of a murdered marine while somehow working alongside Nightwing himself. All the while, Dick must keep his identity a secret. Hurt!Dick NCIS Crossover
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,726 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Richard G./Nightwing
Ashes to Dust by LaurelSilver reviews
After a flashback of angsty nostalgia and painfully happy flashbacks, Ivan is replaced by Nikolai; his second player counterpart with much more drive and much less friendly childishness than Ivan, but shares his goals of the world becoming one with Mother Russia. Russian in cover image reads "мир будет моим" or "The world will be mine".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 93,260 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Russia, Canada, Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
The Aussie-Canadian Alliance by LaurelSilver reviews
A series of drabbles centred around Matthew 'Canada' Williams and Jett 'Australia' Kirkland, with multiple appearances from other characters. Rating bumped up to T for sex references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 160 - Words: 83,193 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Canada, Australia - Complete
His Name is Vinland by FantasyLover100 reviews
Kumajirou always forgot Canada's name, but what's the real reason for that? He remembers... remembers back when the Vikings came. He remembers Canada's real name, and now he just has to get Canada to remember, with the help of some Nordics. Who is Canada? Well, he's Vinland of course. (Includes: DenNor)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Canada, Iceland, Norway, Kumajiro - Complete
Secrets Can Be Deadly by intransigentscientist reviews
When one of Alfred's co-workers discovers the secret of the Nations' identities, Alfred wants to keep her in the loop despite the protests of England. She was warned: with knowledge comes danger. When a group of people kidnap the girl for information about the Nations, America has to do all he can to figure out everything about these people and rescue her before it's too late.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 2/20/2013 - America, Canada
Tulips by Lady Bec of Imagineland reviews
Madeline liked to consider herself a smart, independent and strong woman. That was why she was stumped to find herself sitting on the edge of a fountain in her capital, her very heart crying. At least until her date shows up three hours late and looking like he was hit by a bus. Fem Canada Netherlands, with big brother America. two-shot with the second chap being a lot funner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Canada, Netherlands] America, France - Complete
Bets Hurt by ColorLover123 reviews
About a month ago, the Bad Friends Trio made a bet. Recently, the subjects of their bet- Canada, Romano, and England- found out. And now America wants to help in their revenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Whisper in the Wind by Phanfan925 reviews
Historical!Hetalia Canada decides to recount his past and some of his life's secrets, starting at the beginning. He weaves a tale of happy years spent with his Papa Francis before being whisked away by a frightening Englishman who initially terrifies him, but whom he eventually grows to care for, as well as meeting the twin brother he never thought he had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014
Alfred Jones (and Others) and the Chamber of Secrets by friendofthequn reviews
America and Canada return to Hogwarts for their second year. England seems worried and has asked them to protect their friend, Harry Potter. But surely that's just England being paranoid, right? After the chaos of last year, this one should be a breeze! Right? ... Right? Rated T because I don't trust myself to write something completely kid-friendly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 89,162 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Complete
The Forgotten Brother by Patient Harmony reviews
Canada is sick at a world meeting, and the only one that notices is Norway, who can't help but think that the Canadian looks familiar. So he takes care of the sick Canadian and discovers something he thought impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Canada, Norway - Complete
Anamnesis by Feliona Jeanette Vargas reviews
"I don't get it! I thought it was just going to be an ordinary sleepover! But no! Instead, I'm trapped here with my best friend, wanting to know what the f*** is happening! And who is this lame old guy? And...what did he mean by remove our memories? Ah hell, I don't care. Until then, I'll find a plan to escape!" But in America's thoughts: "Iggy...big bro...help..." Slight!Ameripan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America, China
You're here to help? by NarutoNineTailsFury reviews
England just wanted to take a stroll outside...but when his 2p shows up telling him that a war is about to break out, that could ruin an evening...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,577 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Canada, Parallel Nations
Shadows by BirdSpell reviews
Dolltalia universe. Four Nations are missing. Those left behind are going out of their minds with worry. With the danger growing ever nearer, is it even possible to save them before time runs out? PruCan, some GerIta, human and Nation names used. I own absolutely nothing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Canada, Prussia] N. Italy
America's Promise by Andrea Riddle reviews
Canada always felt invisible so he decided that he's ask America to promise him that if someone ever went to war with Canada, that the USA would back him up. Of course America was surprised, but he accepted. Then a couple of years later, a war has started and America rushes to keep his promise true.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/14/2013 - America, Canada, England/Britain
Brotherly Weekend by xXguiltyXx reviews
America and Canada spend the weekend together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - America, Canada
American secret by c4tth3gr34t reviews
America has a secret that only Canada knows...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America
Tales of the Two Trios by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
Arthur, Matthew, and Lovino are sick of the Bad Touch Trio, so they decide to form their own, calling themselves the Badly Treated Trio. The twist? They're all dating members of the Bad Touch. As you can imagine, drama and mayhem of all sorts ensues. This will be interesting... Fruk, Spamano, and PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Canada's Revenge by bufffycat reviews
World meetings are boring if you are always left out of them. That is, unless you can find a way to get back at the nations that always forget you exist. And you know what they say, it's always the quiet ones...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Canada - Complete
Surprise! by Regal Panther reviews
Or, "Reasons to Fear Canada". Individual traits of each province and territory that show just how afraid of Canada you should really be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Canada
Mein Schadenfreude by Azumizai reviews
A great introspective into the awesome life of Prussia, by Prussia; as well as Germany's woes of being raised by such a man. Kesesese.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Prussia
Snips and Snails by Azumizai reviews
France and England work together, forcibly, to raise two adorable children. Canada and America. These are the many one-shot adventures of the whole New Continent family of what it's like to have two children like Alfred and Matthew. Fluff. Adorableness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/5/2010 - America, Canada
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Vinland reviews
Canada has been trying to tell the Nordics something for years but has been too scared to let them know.- Gods of Olympias this is a horrible summary I don't own anything!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - America, Canada, Iceland - Complete
Accents reviews
A thing I made of the different accents they have. Previously Chapter 2 of the Common Wealth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2014 - America, Australia, Canada, England/Britain