Hey beautiful person,

I dunno how or when you stumbled upon my profile but Hi. Want some Lasagne?

I've been on Fanfiction since dinosaurs walked the earth. Sorry, exaggeration. But yeah, I'm been here quite a while, I assure you I didn't drop from the skies a few days ago and randomly claimed I'm a Fanfiction Einstein. I'm not.

I'm a teenager, obviously or I won't be talking shit and being dirty minded. Though you could easily mistake me for a 5 year old trapped in a teen's body figure. I have a master degree in the art of laziness and is usually a living breath thunderstorm (short temper *sheepish grin*)

I'm a pretty dominant person (Not referring to Fifty Shades of Grey -_-) but yeah, I hate being told what to do which is why I'm single and can be pretty egoistic. Okay I am the biggest egoist in the year level. Yes I have bruised it a few times and yes it is heartbreaking to chip your ego.

I am a Satan spawn of earth and will exceed limits in doing evil and stupid stuff. If by any chance I have your new precious phone dangling from my fingers over a water fountain, don't scream 'No!' because baby i will drop it in there and look surprised with my rosy red lips XD I might also try to kill you with flower pots and graffiti portraits of you by throwing axes at them so I'm warning you to keep your distance.

In my spare time I would burrito myself in my hot pink 'Princess' covers (Again no dirty references) and listen to random music, 2008 and up. Anything below I consider old people jams.

So all in all, i'm creepy. Let's keep it at that.